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Re: 2015: The Year in AlexRod
Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2016 2:10 pm
by bapo!
'Eyes of weaponized hazelness.' That phrase pops into my head sometimes. Mister D, I saw the Moehringer article pop up on a couple of year-end best-of lists.
And man, this must be the most bapo thread ever. I even worked my Manziel crush into it. No wonder you guys think I'm insufferable.
Re: 2015: The Year in AlexRod
Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2016 2:43 pm
by mister d
I hope this is referred to as a manzcrush.
Re: 2015: The Year in AlexRod
Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2016 2:46 pm
by bapo!
mister d wrote:I hope this is referred to as a manzcrush.
I would be called a 'Manzealot.' Or, as Sabo might say, 'a fucking idiot.'
Re: 2015: The Year in AlexRod
Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2016 3:03 pm
by Ryan
You have a Johnny Fuckin' FootFetish
Re: 2015: The Year in AlexRod
Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2016 3:18 pm
by bapo!
I want a nickname like Johnny Football. To be so good at something that that thing becomes your name must be an honor. But I can't think of anything that I'm good at. And 'Brad Internet Porn' doesn't really roll off the tongue.
Re: 2015: The Year in AlexRod
Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2016 6:13 pm
by sancarlos
bapo! wrote:And 'Brad Internet Porn' doesn't really roll off the tongue.
So... BIPPO?
Re: 2015: The Year in AlexRod
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2016 9:24 am
by rass
Sad!
Re: 2015: The Year in AlexRod
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2016 11:25 am
by brian
Maybe he'll hit three HRs in that last game Friday to get to 700. (Isn't he at 697? I don't really care enough to look it up.)
Way he's been hitting he'll be lucky to get it out of the infield three times.
Re: 2015: The Year in AlexRod
Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2016 9:42 pm
by Rex
Closing out his career with his second WS ring, does it get any better than that I ask
Re: 2015: The Year in AlexRod
Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2016 9:51 pm
by brian
Rex wrote:Closing out his career with his second WS ring, does it get any better than that I ask
Your avatar is the best. Ironically it's not relevant for the Swamp but still. Bravo.
Re: 2015: The Year in AlexRod
Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2016 2:35 pm
by rass
Re: 2015: The Year in AlexRod
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2018 1:59 pm
by rass
Re: 2015: The Year in AlexRod
Posted: Mon May 20, 2019 1:29 pm
by rass
Re: 2015: The Year in AlexRod
Posted: Mon May 20, 2019 1:59 pm
by GoodKarma
Of course monogrammed towels...
Re: 2015: The Year in AlexRod
Posted: Mon May 20, 2019 2:47 pm
by mister d
So much better if he has R, O and D ones instead of all As.
Re: 2015: The Year in AlexRod
Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2019 2:28 pm
by rass
Re: 2015: The Year in AlexRod
Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2020 8:47 am
by rass
If arod didn’t tell him to fuck off and call an expert he can go ahead and fuck off himself.
Re: 2015: The Year in AlexRod
Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2020 9:41 am
by rass
Re: 2015: The Year in AlexRod
Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2020 9:47 am
by brian
Unfortunately anyone nailing Jennifer Lopez is beyond mockery.
Re: 2015: The Year in AlexRod
Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2020 11:22 am
by DSafetyGuy
brian wrote: ↑Mon Oct 05, 2020 9:47 am
Unfortunately anyone nailing Jennifer Lopez is beyond mockery.
Zero proof they've had sex. All their kids pre-date their relationship.
Open back up with both barrels.
Re: 2015: The Year in AlexRod
Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2020 11:26 am
by brian
DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Mon Oct 05, 2020 11:22 am
brian wrote: ↑Mon Oct 05, 2020 9:47 am
Unfortunately anyone nailing Jennifer Lopez is beyond mockery.
Zero proof they've had sex. All their kids pre-date their relationship.
Open back up with both barrels.
The idea that she's A-Rod's beard is too delicious to allow myself to contemplate.
Re: 2015: The Year in AlexRod
Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2020 11:49 am
by mister d
LOL imagine if he were gay but not comfortable disclosing it.
Re: 2015: The Year in AlexRod
Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2020 12:20 pm
by brian
mister d wrote: ↑Mon Oct 05, 2020 11:49 am
LOL imagine if he were gay but not comfortable disclosing it.
I don't care if A-Rod is gay. Having Jennifer Lopez as a beard is pretty extreme, even for him.
(I honestly never thought for a second that he was, not that it matters. Is speculation about his sexuality a thing?)
Re: 2015: The Year in AlexRod
Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2020 12:34 pm
by sancarlos
He was with Madonna for awhile, and her appetite for sex in those days was well advertised. So, I don’t think she’s a beard.
Re: 2015: The Year in AlexRod
Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2021 7:28 am
by rass
h/t Defector
Re: 2015: The Year in AlexRod
Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2021 4:59 pm
by sancarlos
Relaxing on the hammock in a suit and tie. Just like regular folks!
Re: 2015: The Year in AlexRod
Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2021 5:01 pm
by A_B
sancarlos wrote: ↑Thu Jan 28, 2021 4:59 pm
Relaxing on the hammock in a suit and tie. Just like regular folks!
With professional lighting!
Re: 2015: The Year in AlexRod
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2021 11:53 am
by mister d
My “Alex probably isn’t a bad guy, just a weird dork” beliefs are receiving a massive bump today.
Re: 2015: The Year in AlexRod
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2021 1:55 pm
by DSafetyGuy
mister d wrote: ↑Thu Apr 15, 2021 11:53 am
My “Alex probably isn’t a bad guy, just a weird dork” beliefs are receiving a massive bump today.
Do you think he was ever able, at any point of his life, to have what most people would call "a normal conversation"?
Re: 2015: The Year in AlexRod
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2021 2:27 pm
by A_B
DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Thu Apr 15, 2021 1:55 pm
mister d wrote: ↑Thu Apr 15, 2021 11:53 am
My “Alex probably isn’t a bad guy, just a weird dork” beliefs are receiving a massive bump today.
Do you think he was ever able, at any point of his life, to have what most people would call "a normal conversation"?
If it was strictly about baseball, I'd like to say yes, but this guy would probably talk to Jayson Stark and Stark would be like "this dude is too in the weeds."
Re: 2015: The Year in AlexRod
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2023 7:43 am
by rass