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Video being released either today or tomorrow that's being described as being five times worse than the Ray Rice video.
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Jerloma wrote:Video being released either today or tomorrow that's being described as being five times worse than the Ray Rice video.
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Google it. It's everywhere, though the release of it is news to me.
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What's 5 times worse than Rice? Sexual assault?
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BSF21 wrote:
Jerloma wrote:Video being released either today or tomorrow that's being described as being five times worse than the Ray Rice video.
Report source?
I actually just heard it on the radio. I didn't even know this is like 4 days old news.
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mister d wrote:What's 5 times worse than Rice? Sexual assault?
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mister d wrote:What's 5 times worse than Rice? Sexual assault?
Five punches?
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mister d wrote:What's 5 times worse than Rice? Sexual assault?

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"Here's video of Dez Bryant saying Roger Goodell only cares about money then kissing a man on the mouth."
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mister d wrote:What's 5 times worse than Rice? Sexual assault?
Sexually assaulting his mother.
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While it may well be true that he did something really bad, right now it's just rumor and innuendo, right? Weird that it hasn't made it to the public level.
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Its weird that there are zero rumors as to what's on the tape. (And I would know, I googled for like 2 full minutes before.)
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mister d wrote:Its weird that there are zero rumors as to what's on the tape. (And I would know, I googled for like 2 full minutes before.)
Add my 3 minutes of Mike and Mike or Boomer and Carton the past 2 days as conclusive proof that this has not been mentioned.
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What am I missing here?
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mister d wrote:What am I missing here?
The video?



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As mentioned last Friday, February 20, when I inadvertently let the cat out of the bag regarding the previously worst-kept secret among reporters covering the NFL, Rapoport’s overhyped Dez Bryant rap sheet was the result of a chase for a much bigger prize: The long-rumored video of an incident involving Dez Bryant doing something he shouldn’t have been doing.
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But aren't they saying that some other dude hit her and Dez dragged her from one car to another? Which might be exactly what I would do to a friend (granted, right before driving her to a hospital)?


(I feel like I'm missing something very obvious here.)
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mister d wrote:But aren't they saying that some other dude hit her and Dez dragged her from one car to another? Which might be exactly what I would do to a friend (granted, right before driving her to a hospital)?


(I feel like I'm missing something very obvious here.)
There's a whole lot of nothing right now, that's the obvious thing here.
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mister d wrote:But aren't they saying that some other dude hit her and Dez dragged her from one car to another? Which might be exactly what I would do to a friend (granted, right before driving her to a hospital)?


(I feel like I'm missing something very obvious here.)
The victim said Bryant wasn't even at the WalMart for the initial incident, no?
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Someone alert the NFL...
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Am I allowed to admit conspiracy theorizing this was Dallas' internal leak hoping to get him signed cheaper and then franchise Murray?
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mister d wrote:Am I allowed to admit conspiracy theorizing this was Dallas' internal leak hoping to get him signed cheaper and then franchise Murray?
Yeehaw!
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"Dez was spotted in a Walmart parking lot. All players are aware the NFL has an exclusive marketing agreement with Target, therefore we have chosen to suspend Dez for the 2015 NFL season. Any questions? ... ... ... What girl?"
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NFL is one of my new clients. Was so tempted to ask about this on our status call this morning.
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Giff wrote:NFL is one of my new clients. Was so tempted to ask about this on our status call this morning.
So, you're Roger Goodell's new PR guy?
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I thought you liked leaping to conclusions based on hearsay Mr. D.
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Rush2112 wrote:I thought you liked leaping to conclusions based on hearsay Mr. D.
yep, because the balls actually being deflated to below regulations is 'hearsay.' Got it.

Mr. D can defend himself but shit Pats fans, can't you just be content that you got away with cheating, again, and won the Super Bowl. Nobody can do victim like Pats fans.
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joeyclams wrote:
Rush2112 wrote:I thought you liked leaping to conclusions based on hearsay Mr. D.
yep, because the balls actually being deflated to below regulations is 'hearsay.' Got it.

Mr. D can defend himself but shit Pats fans, can't you just be content that you got away with cheating, again, and won the Super Bowl. Nobody can do victim like Pats fans.
Show me any evidence of any cheating that "we" got away with. All the "sources" and tweets that people were taking as fact is indeed hearsay.

Oh, and that would be BALL that was under inflated, and that would be the BALL that the Colts were in possession of. If want to believe that's the reason the Patriots won the Super Bowl then I have some swamp land that you might be interested in.
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So the NE fan fantasy (not all of them, but apparently some of them) is that everyone must ignore the long history of NE cutting all corners it can to win and pretend none of that has happened?

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The Pats are dirty dirty cheaters. I would be delighted if the Bengals were even 1/100th as clever at working all angles to win. Fuck, I would revel in that shit. Alas, nope.

Why does that bother you so much as a fan?

It's not like anyone is taking away the Super Bowl trophies.
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Doing everything in your power to win is to be expected is it not? I am not one to argue that the Patriots have stretched the rules here and there. "A long history" is a little far fetched as is one stating that it's the reason that a particular team is or isn't successful.

The filming 10+ years ago has gained a magical aura in the eyes of people and lead them to believe that without it the Patriots wouldn't have played in 6 Super Bowls in the past almost 15 years. Then with the gigantic hubbub over a tweet from someone in the pocket of a vanquished team also takes a life of its own and leads all the finger pointers to stop pointing and grab a pitchfork.

They're a really really good team with a great QB and a great coach. Haters just want to leap to conclusions or spread things into huge reasons for success.

My statement concerning Mr. Delaware was that he was at the forefront of accusation when there was little to no evidence aside from rumours and tweets. That's the same type of information we have here is it not? Just wondering why he's not forming an ill-formed opinion on this matter as well.
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mister d wrote:Am I allowed to admit conspiracy theorizing this was Dallas' internal leak hoping to get him signed cheaper and then franchise Murray?
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Just to be clear, I'm being lectured about forming absolute conclusions without all the facts by the guy who spoke with offended certainty that his beloved Patriots did nothing wrong? Did I read that right?
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Ah yes having one ball slightly under inflated, that just happened to be in the possession of the other team, is entirely the fault of the Patriots. They should probably fold the franchise.
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Patriots fans continue to be the absolute worst. They need to believe that nobody thinks they could have won without cheating to even get a bit of enjoyment from these wins.
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Rush2112 wrote:Ah yes having one ball slightly under inflated, that just happened to be in the possession of the other team, is entirely the fault of the Patriots. They should probably fold the franchise.

I thought it was only one ball that was like egregiously underinflated.
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Gunpowder wrote:
Rush2112 wrote:Ah yes having one ball slightly under inflated, that just happened to be in the possession of the other team, is entirely the fault of the Patriots. They should probably fold the franchise.

I thought it was only one ball that was like egregiously underinflated.
Tenths of a pound in PSI to some that's egregious, when really if it really was super underinflated it's useless.
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