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Equal time, jerks.

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he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

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Unequal time (not starting another thread for this lame secondhand followup of a joke.

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Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.

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I don't know who the other two would be, but Mike Schmidt is right there with Tom Selleck on the Mount Rushmore of Dudes Who Just Don't Look Right When They Don't Have Mustaches.
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Ned Flanders.
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Um, Theodore Roosevelt? Like, literally.
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L-Jam3 wrote:I don't know who the other two would be, but Mike Schmidt is right there with Tom Selleck on the Mount Rushmore of Dudes Who Just Don't Look Right When They Don't Have Mustaches.
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Young Rollie Fingers.

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That's Nick Offerman. (Or, Ron Swanson, if you prefer).
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sancarlos wrote:Image
That's Nick Offerman. (Or, Ron Swanson, if you prefer).
that is off-putting.
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That's Nick Offerman. (Or, Ron Swanson, if you prefer).
Holy shit. Offerman is only 44! Between the 'stache and his being married to 56 yo Megan Mullally, I am shocked he is only 44.
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cripes. it's Frank Zappa.

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howard wrote:Unequal time (not starting another thread for this lame secondhand followup of a joke.

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Mike Schmidt was a 35-year-old rookie?
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I think Schmidt is one of those people who rather than looking older or younger than he was, simply looked one specific age for a really long time. Sort of like how Dick Clark looked like he was about 45 for 50 years.
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The Sybian wrote:
sancarlos wrote:Image
That's Nick Offerman. (Or, Ron Swanson, if you prefer).
Holy shit. Offerman is only 44! Between the 'stache and his being married to 56 yo Megan Mullally, I am shocked he is only 44.
The fact that Megan Mullally looks like that at 56 is incredible. Up there in Jane Seymour territory.
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BSF21 wrote:
The fact that Megan Mullally looks like that at 56 is incredible. Up there in Jane Seymour territory.
Yeah, but nobody will ever be in Jane Seymour territory. Haven't seen her in maybe 10 years [Googles/]. Damn 64 yo, still looks good.



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Can still pull off a bikin. At 64!


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She's no [strikethrough]Michael Olowokandi[/strikethrough] Helen Mirren.
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Ryan, I still can't beleive you dog drafting Helen Mirren in the first round. Totally defensible. It's the same as picking Gronk or Jimmy Graham, that they're so far ahead of the rest of the field it's worth it.
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Offerman and Mullally are performing in Vegas tonight. Four shows in five days seemed a little excessive for me though (and I couldn't get comped tix).
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I just happen to find women over 60 slightly more attractive when they look like they're well under 60. Lena Olin is 60. Rene Russo is 60. Christie Brinkley is 60. Corbin Bernsen is 60.

Old lady. Terrible pick.

ETA: Holy christ, that draft was 7 years ago.
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That was PDX who chose her wasn't it? Or L-Jam? I dogged it at the time, but I've since reversed that opinion. As I age, my tolerance and appreciation for attractive older women goes up.
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The saxophonist...male or female?


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Just don't go to a Frey planned wedding!

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