Mugshots

Post by **Sabo** » Wed May 13, 2015 8:55 am

This could become a popular thread.

Our first contestant ... Braylon Edwards! Come on down!

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Wed May 13, 2015 11:09 pm

"Extreme DUI?"

I guess Braylon is better at holding on to bottles than footballs.

According to some website I just visited, it would take 15 drinks over 5 hours for a 190 pound man to blow a .20

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Thu May 14, 2015 12:17 am

Just a little more eyebrow and he has the DreamWorks Face.

I'd expect a dude that drunk to look like Desmond Bryant with droopier eyes:

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Thu May 21, 2015 8:52 am

SABES?

http://www.coshoctontribune.com/story/n ... /27669583/

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Thu May 21, 2015 8:56 am

AB_skin_test wrote:SABES?

http://www.coshoctontribune.com/story/n ... /27669583/

charged with raping a 13-year-old several times over the past year.

Man, I guess you really can judge a person's character from reading their online posts for several years. I look forward to hearing from Sabo in 10-12 years.

Post by **Sabo** » Thu May 21, 2015 9:53 am

AB_skin_test wrote:SABES?

http://www.coshoctontribune.com/story/n ... /27669583/

His face isn't fat enough to be mine. And my goatee is much longer. (But to be honest, the resemblance is rather striking.)

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Thu May 21, 2015 9:57 am

You can tell that guy in the mugshot doesn't have the sophisticated bearing and savoir-faire of a committed bird watcher!

Post by **Sabo** » Thu May 21, 2015 9:58 am

sancarlos wrote:You can tell that guy in the mugshot doesn't have the sophisticated bearing and savoir-faire of a committed bird watcher!

Neither do I, but here we are!

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Thu May 21, 2015 10:11 am

"How old is that bird?"
"Like 10?"
"That's so fucking hot."

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu May 21, 2015 10:15 am

mister d wrote:"How old is that bird?"
"Like 10?"
"That's so fucking hot."

You know what they say bro: if there's down in the nest, lay an egg.

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Nov 06, 2015 2:19 pm

Does that look like the face of a woman who:

(A) eats at the Coon Rapids, MN Applebees
(B) berates non-English speakers she overhears while eating at the Coon Rapids, MN Applebees
(C) assaults non-English speakers she overhears while eating at the Coon Rapids, MN Applebees by smashing them in the face with a beer mug using a "round house punch" motion after she is asked to leave for causing a disruption by berating her fellow Coon Rapids, MN Applebees customer
(D) I was going to include an "all of the above", but I guess (C) is inclusive of (A) and (B), so how about "none of the above"?

answer

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Aug 04, 2016 5:44 am

Drunk naked man plows SUV into 5 cars in N.J. mall parking lot

The officers found Brian O'Malley, 52, sitting inside a 2002 Grand Jeep Cherokee "naked, unharmed with one Coors Light 16-ounce beer can open in the center console," Wayne police said in a report.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Thu Aug 04, 2016 12:27 pm

rass wrote:

Does that look like the face of a woman who:

(A) eats at the Coon Rapids, MN Applebees
(B) berates non-English speakers she overhears while eating at the Coon Rapids, MN Applebees
(C) assaults non-English speakers she overhears while eating at the Coon Rapids, MN Applebees by smashing them in the face with a beer mug using a "round house punch" motion after she is asked to leave for causing a disruption by berating her fellow Coon Rapids, MN Applebees customer
(D) I was going to include an "all of the above", but I guess (C) is inclusive of (A) and (B), so how about "none of the above"?

answer

Nailed it!

Syb 1-0

Trump hired her to run his MN campaign.

As for the naked NJ man, I didn't know it was possible to get drunk on Coors Light.

The Swamp

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