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Guhhhhhh
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That looked like one of my shots.
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Good thing Morgan scored on that shot. She passed up two WIDE open teammates in the box. Terrible positioning by the goalie there. It looks like we're gonna blow this one open.
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Nice to see that my prejudices about Latin American countries and diving extend to women's soccer as well.
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The US and French are by far the prettiest teams in the World Cup
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brian wrote:Nice to see that my prejudices about Latin American countries and diving extend to women's soccer as well.
I'm not sure if my oldest daughter is taking cues from me, but after Vidal went down for the third? fourth? time, she said that she must spend too much time watching boys play soccer.
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brian wrote:Nice to see that my prejudices about Latin American countries and diving extend to women's soccer as well.
I'm not sure if my oldest daughter is taking cues from me, but after Vidal went down for the third? fourth? time, she said that she must spend too much time watching boys play soccer.
My daughter's first response when the Colombian keeper tripped the American striker was that she must have been diving.

After seeing the replay, she offered up an apology.
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This Japan-Holland game had been really fun and clean. No Colombian diving here.
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at least you used the correct spelling.
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elflaco wrote:at least you used the correct spelling.

You get yelled at around here for not doing so, that's for dadgum sure
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Yop, pretty sore I've made that mistake before.
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WTF??

http://thebiglead.com/2015/06/24/late-n ... world-cup/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

That is REALLY shady right there.
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It's nothing, the over/under on almost every soccer game on earth is 2.5
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I'm not really even buying the gambling angle, just wondering what the Hell the goalie was doing there. That's... odd.
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Further down in that piece is the very pretty build-up to a goal by Japan.
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"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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Hellz yeah. Now that is a slogan I can get behind
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Thanks for sharing that, it's actually rather touching. I love his comments about the biggest diva in the women's game would be the easiest NBA player ever.
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Dibs on Alex. Um, I mean, "Claimed"

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France and Germany gonig to a penalty shootout, both teams exhausted.

US Lineup is out, no Wambach
Solo / O'Hara, Sauerbrunn, Johnston, Krieger / Klingenberg, Brian, Lloyd, Heath / Morgan, Rodriguez
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No Abby? End of an era.
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howard wrote:No Abby? End of an era.
I haven't been the biggest fan of the second guessy announcing for their games so far, but I think they were right that she has looked gassed by the second half of the second halves. Now that your girl has proved she can play 90, they can bring Wambach in as a a high quality sub.

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Shit, this is kicking off right on time, at 7:30. I was gonna whip up some dinner.
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howard wrote:Shit, this is kicking off right on time, at 7:30. I was gonna whip up some dinner.
Right? Missed the first two minutes, too.
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When FIFA says it's 7:30, it's 7:30!
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SEAGULL!!!
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Yellow? Isn't that the correct defense when you get nutmegged?
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Wang Fei => Neuer
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I snicker when they say 'loose ball in the box'. Even moreso when Heather Boxx is on the pitch.
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Get up, girl, you getting a card for the kick to the nads.
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howard wrote:Get up, girl, you getting a card for the kick to the nads.
Oldest kid likes Julie. Leave her alone.

Rodriguez has been pretty beast-y so far.
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Johnston received the boot. I was yelling at the Chinese gal.

ETA I like Julie too, how can the announcer criticize her header that missed by 9 inches, it was well-struck.
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Read that wrong, sorry. Not that I was being serious.
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Rodriguez has been so active, I wonder if she gets subbed out (or Alex's leg may be tired from so many shots on goal.)

Chinese keeper is cute.

Wrt Rodriguez, I'm kinda surprised there aren't more women built like her on the top US squad, that short, squat athletic softball player build. Johnston is as big through the hips as they generally get.

One more thing, and I hope I don't hex it, but there seems no threat of quick counterattack from the Chinese when USA pushes forward. No problem so far getting back in transition.
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Sherzer through five, time to open up a second screen, gentlemen.
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my kids wrote:What did she say? What did she say?
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Fucking finally
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howard wrote:
Chinese keeper is cute.
jinxed herself though

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I got a post for her. Woodwork.
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