Summer!

[Shirley]

Just arrived at the beach last night with my in-laws and my bro-in-law and his girls. We woke up, ready to hit the beach (it's hot as balls down here), and I see this - http://www.wxii12.com/news/mayor-teen-s ... k/33576514" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Fuck. Me.

Now, that's not our beach, but it's probably about an hour or so drive from here. Two kids in the same day? Damn. My plan is to not tell the in-laws. My mil is crazy protective as it is.

[rass]

There was a third (first) attack last week, too.

[Shirley]

There was a third (first) attack last week, too.

Yep. Although that one was a bit iffier in that apparently it was only a board that was bitten.

The bull sharks (most likely) are fired up this summer for some reason.

[govmentchedda]

My week at the beach just started as well, to stories of a great white spotting off of Anna Maria Island (where we are). It's pretty rare to hear of great whites in the gulf, and apparently this was 35 miles offshore. So, perhaps a little more inflammatory of a news report as was called for, but hey, advertising dollars!

[Pruitt]

We are heading to Nova Scotia in August and my wife has already sent me this story.

[brian]

I read "Triad" in the headline initially to mean they were Asian gang members and thought that was a weird thing to focus on in a headline.

[SportsDoc]

My "beach" home is in Arizona on a golf course and has a pool/spa. Have yet to see any sharks.

[P.D.X.]

My "beach" home is in Arizona on a golf course and has a pool/spa. Have yet to see any sharks.

Even on the shuffleboard court?