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They are signing Randall Cunningham?
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The first of MLB's City Connect unis were announced yesterday starting with the Washington Cherry Blossoms.

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Big fan of those unis.
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They are great. DC United has been talking about a Cherry Blossom kit for years but wimped out and missed the Adidas window. They may get a uniform next year...but missed the chance to set the tone.

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Pretend I'm posting a link, but the Wizards pink ones are even better.
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Those Nationals uniforms are a lot better than what they currently wear. A great colour scheme
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That's an all-time bad look. Especially for a team with such a classic uniform.
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Brave but ugly. Cap is great and should be their standard look.

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Kinda cool the official account didn't just model the adult sizes.
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The new Juve Home Kit (sponsor Jeep) that was leaked looks like someone drove over the player with a Jeep (and terrible marble or lightning on the jeep logo).

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mister d wrote: Sun Apr 10, 2022 9:57 am Kinda cool the official account didn't just model the adult sizes.
Just the Yankees' Daddy size. ;-)
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New Vegas Lacrosse team are the Desert Dogs. Logo looks very Phoenix Coyotes.

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Totally digging these kits from the new USL2 team from the Ballard neighborhood.

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Five Rays players refused to wear the Pride patch added to the jerseys for yesterday's game because, you know, Jesus.
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Reaper wrote: Sun Jun 05, 2022 10:52 pm Five Rays players refused to wear the Pride patch added to the jerseys for yesterday's game because, you know, Jesus.
Jason Adam wrote:"So it's a hard decision. Because ultimately we all said what we want is them to know that all are welcome and loved here. But when we put it on our bodies, I think a lot of guys decided that it's just a lifestyle that maybe — not that they look down on anybody or think differently — it's just that maybe we don't want to encourage it if we believe in Jesus, who's encouraged us to live a lifestyle that would abstain from that behavior, just like [Jesus] encourages me as a heterosexual male to abstain from sex outside of the confines of marriage. It's no different."
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Wonder what would happen if a player didn’t wear the dipshit military camo uniforms. If Cash had any whatever, he tells them to stay home that day.
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mister d wrote: Mon Jun 06, 2022 7:53 am Wonder what would happen if a player didn’t wear the dipshit military camo uniforms. If Cash had any whatever, he tells them to stay home that day.
Probably would be taking their life in their hands if they did so. Because it would seem that consensus Jesus is okay with glorifying war, but not with being tolerant.
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pruitt2 wrote: Mon Jun 06, 2022 12:57 pm
mister d wrote: Mon Jun 06, 2022 7:53 am Wonder what would happen if a player didn’t wear the dipshit military camo uniforms. If Cash had any whatever, he tells them to stay home that day.
Probably would be taking their life in their hands if they did so. Because it would seem that consensus Jesus is okay with glorifying war, but not with being tolerant.
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The Sybian wrote: Mon Jun 06, 2022 2:22 pm
pruitt2 wrote: Mon Jun 06, 2022 12:57 pm
mister d wrote: Mon Jun 06, 2022 7:53 am Wonder what would happen if a player didn’t wear the dipshit military camo uniforms. If Cash had any whatever, he tells them to stay home that day.
Probably would be taking their life in their hands if they did so. Because it would seem that consensus Jesus is okay with glorifying war, but not with being tolerant.
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These are amazing. One game this year is what I'm reading

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Those are nice. Is the Bucco Bruce one coming back this year or next? Feels like they pushed it back a year for supply chain reasons.
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I’m not a fan of, as they say on Uni Watch, black for black’s sake, but I’m willing to make an exception if black was in their original color scheme. I love the Saints all-blacks, and I think with that black helmet it would look pretty tight.
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Thought the stripe down the middle of the helmet was too much but then I saw the closeup.
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"The Brewers just unveiled their C(ity)C(onnect) uni this morning. It’s consistent with the earlier cap leak and also features MLB’s first-ever grilling-themed sleeve patch"


Worth scrolling down to see it.

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Symbolizing the fact that Canada is nothing more than America's hat.
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Canada Day is July 1. Would it have really been that fucking hard to make a Jays hat with a red maple leaf for that weekend?
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brian wrote: Tue Jun 21, 2022 11:58 am Canada Day is July 1. Would it have really been that fucking hard to make a Jays hat with a red maple leaf for that weekend?
Jays have worn hats like that in the past.

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But you just have to wonder how many of those atrocious Jays/USA hats they expected to sell
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You know, Toronto is actually well south of a lot of the Un...(is punched in the face)
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San Diego gets easily the worst of the City Connect unis this year (except for the socks).

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Love them
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Hurts my eyes!
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Reminds me of the Flint Tropics

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Those are a 9.0 if not higher.
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sancarlos wrote: Fri Jul 01, 2022 12:47 pm Hurts my eyes!
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