MLB August 2015

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Because. It's August.
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I can only assume that as part of the bribery to move the Astros to the AL, they were told that they'd be able to play all games at home during their first playoff experience in this league.
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What I've seen of Boyd so far on film and today vs KC makes me think if he can find the handle on his curve (a big if of course) that's a ++ MLB pitch.
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People discussing August baseball in the July thread is an abomination.
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tennbengal wrote:People discussing August baseball in the July thread is an abomination.
A crime against nature. Like men and lawnmowers lying together.
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Dave Dombrowski details:
The longtime president and general manager got fired over the phone in his own clubhouse, leaving his teenage son in tears, consoled by players, while his replacement — a trusted confidant for more than a decade — heard that same news 72 hours earlier.
“All I'm sayin' is, he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall.”
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What a shitshow.
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I was thinking and I decided that I think Dombrowski probably convinced Illitch not to pay Max Scherzer.
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Gunpowder wrote:I was thinking and I decided that I think Dombrowski probably convinced Illitch not to pay Max Scherzer.
I can see that. Scherzer's delivery is far from ideal, so Dombrowski could easily have played the "not a good investment" card after Scherzer declined 6/$144 before last season started. Of course, that offer kinda offsets the "not a good investment" angle, unless Dombrowski just figured that, following the season, Scherzer was closer to an eventual injury and committing even more cash to him was a significantly worse idea at that time.
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DSafetyGuy wrote:
Gunpowder wrote:I was thinking and I decided that I think Dombrowski probably convinced Illitch not to pay Max Scherzer.
I can see that. Scherzer's delivery is far from ideal, so Dombrowski could easily have played the "not a good investment" card after Scherzer declined 6/$144 before last season started. Of course, that offer kinda offsets the "not a good investment" angle, unless Dombrowski just figured that, following the season, Scherzer was closer to an eventual injury and committing even more cash to him was a significantly worse idea at that time.

He could still be right, but Illitch is 103 and all.
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I think the answer will come this offseason if the Tigers make a bunch of big money FA signings. Then you'll know who's really pulling the strings. (Assuming Ilitch doesn't die before then.)
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THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH GALA LUNCHEONS, LAD!
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Does this mean Johnson is an even bigger dickhead than we already thought?
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The yankees need to ban fans.
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Why do the Yankees seemingly always play day games on Saturdays when at home?
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brian wrote:Why do the Yankees seemingly always play day games on Saturdays when at home?
Because they want to?
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rass wrote:
brian wrote:Why do the Yankees seemingly always play day games on Saturdays when at home?
Because they want to?
Yeah of course. But is there a reason or some kind of tradition?
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I think it is the inverse of the Dodgers usually playing night games on Saturdays. Less competition for recreational/entertainment activities in nighttime New York/daytime Los Angeles.
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The original reason was to keep Jeter's Saturday nights free for dating purposes. Don't know now.
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I feel somehow like I owe steve an avatar for a week.
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Showalter likes to put unnecessary pressure on his pitcher doesn't he.
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Of course. This 'credible' threat was after the game was over. You're going to have to either be quicker on the draw, or more credible. Saying "It will be like '69, '77, and '84" require too much processing power on the other end of the line.
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Buccos just put up a nine-spot! Dodgers going the wrong way.
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I flipped over to that game just in time for the fun
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Home teams went 15-0 today (Tuesday) for the first time in MLB history.
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On this date in 2003, Jorge Posada hit a game-winning home run and celebrated by jerking off the giant streaker who chased him wildly around the bases

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No-no in Seattle. Iwakuma.
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His first complete game, too.
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These attendance spikes must have 2008 Phillies fans nostalgic as fuck.
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brian wrote:Home teams went 15-0 today (Tuesday) for the first time in MLB history.
Some dude hit a 15 team parlay to win over $100K:

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If you are a Red Sox fan so bitter and frustrated by the team this year that you wished the manager got cancer--

you win.

Red Sox Manager John Farrell Has Stage 1 Lymphoma, Will Begin Treatment
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Is that the good Hodgkins?
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The reports I read did not say, but even non-hodgkins stage 1 he's got good odds. There are a couple of good doctors/hospitals in Boston for that kind of thing.

eta: the more common types of non-hodgkin.
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BlueJays are the first team to shut out the Yankees for 31 consecutive innings since the Tigers in 1934.
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Is that streak still going?
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I don't think so.

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