The OFFICIAL Irony thread
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The OFFICIAL Irony thread
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The verbal irony tomorrow (for you guys) if/when GOP supporters don't blame Obama for everything.
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My gall is sufficiently mitigated. Thank you for your concern.
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Jezebel harpies gush over the dude who got departed from Saudi Arabia for being too handsome. I can't even decide which part of this story is the most ironic.
http://jezebel.com/meet-the-man-who-was ... -480273484
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I almost got deported for being too handsome then I showed the patch of psoriasis I have on my right knee and they let me go.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Ummm, Florida!
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This doesn't work for me.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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I don't think it worked for her parents either.Jerloma wrote:This doesn't work for me.
well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
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Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
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Fanniebug wrote: P.S. rass! Dont write me again, dude! You're in ignore list!
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Fanniebug wrote: P.S. rass! Dont write me again, dude! You're in ignore list!
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I've never seen the show, but doesn't he essentially get paid to flip the fuck out in court?Johnny Carwash wrote:Judge Joe Brown arrested for more or less flipping the fuck out in court.
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You know that "piracy is a crime" ad you have to sit through before watching DVDs? The background music was used outside of the terms agreed by the composer.
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Homeopathy company pulls products off the shelf because it may contain some actual medicine.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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But…if they were intended to treat penicillin allergy…
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
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Oh yeah…
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Well, he did say "survive."
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I think the best part is it is a Chicago guy. Double irony.
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A guy named Blount gets busted for marijuana possession.
Until everything is less insane, I'm mixing weed with wine.
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That's not even like remotely ironic.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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I love you.Jerloma wrote:That's not even like remotely ironic.
Until everything is less insane, I'm mixing weed with wine.
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I thought it was kind of a layup.Jerloma wrote:That's not even like remotely ironic.
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Lead singer of a band called "Survivor" dies.
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A letter came home from school with Cam yesterday about their bike and walk to school program. The contact's last name is Hummer and her email address is goodpennstategirl@....
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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"Jesus. You made one 'i' an 'n' and forgot an 's' altogether. I told you you should have gone to college, even if it was just a state school."
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Gene Simmons declaring rock music "dead".
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The turnpike exit on my way to work has three stations. One EZ Pass only and two cash only. Every morning, the ez pass is backed up 4-5 deep while the two cash stations see no action.
oh shit...
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I can dig that. Pretty funny.
mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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I think I'll give you that one.
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Maybe, possibly, kind of...
Roger 'Godell' coining the term "protecting the shield" as a way to justify what he's doing and yet...
Roger 'Godell' coining the term "protecting the shield" as a way to justify what he's doing and yet...
mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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This is the same rule that applies to Siegfried or Roy (they all look the same to me) getting attacked by a tiger. If someone is going to get killed by an elephant, you'd completely expect it to be someone who spends a lot of time around elephants. It's as ironic as an electrician dying from getting electrocuted.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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That's the clause Ryan was referring to. (Though it was Montecore.)Jerloma wrote:This is the same rule that applies to Siegfried or Roy (they all look the same to me) getting attacked by a tiger. If someone is going to get killed by an elephant, you'd completely expect it to be someone who spends a lot of time around elephants. It's as ironic as an electrician dying from getting electrocuted.
((I hate that I know that.))
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Wow, that's weird.
My bad.
My bad.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Which is more ironic…Jerloma wrote:This is the same rule that applies to Siegfried or Roy (they all look the same to me) getting attacked by a tiger. If someone is going to get killed by an elephant, you'd completely expect it to be someone who spends a lot of time around elephants. It's as ironic as an electrician dying from getting electrocuted.
A. A completely inexperienced person getting shocked (or trampled) to death
B. An expert getting shocked (or trampled) to death
I'd go with B every time. "A" is much more expected.
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Why do either of them have to be ironic at all?P.D.X. wrote:Which is more ironic…Jerloma wrote:This is the same rule that applies to Siegfried or Roy (they all look the same to me) getting attacked by a tiger. If someone is going to get killed by an elephant, you'd completely expect it to be someone who spends a lot of time around elephants. It's as ironic as an electrician dying from getting electrocuted.
A. A completely inexperienced person getting shocked (or trampled) to death
B. An expert getting shocked (or trampled) to death
I'd go with B every time. "A" is much more expected.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God