"But what if I told you one of the charges was attempting to purchase fetuses?"
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2016 8:05 pm
by Pruitt
mister d wrote:
"No."
"But what if I told you one of the charges was attempting to purchase fetuses?"
Irony or not, it is a fantastic turn of events.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 2:46 pm
by mister d
Coroner: Woman, 86, strangled by medical alert necklace
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 2:50 pm
by A_B
Only irony if her condition was "doesn't enjoy being strangled"
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 4:17 pm
by mister d
Tomorrow we have a Mom, Dad and Q trip to NYC planned because she seems to need a just-her event since the youngest just starting to walk and requiring a ton of attention and all that. The youngest has come down with a fever threatening to sabotage this trip.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 4:19 pm
by Jerloma
Not even close.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 4:33 pm
by mister d
Love you.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 4:57 pm
by Jerloma
Love you too, pookie.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 9:34 pm
by rass
mister d wrote:Tomorrow we have a Mom, Dad and Q trip to NYC planned because she seems to need a just-her event since the youngest just starting to walk and requiring a ton of attention and all that. The youngest has come down with a fever threatening to sabotage this trip.
Ah, resentment. The gift that keeps on giving.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 9:59 pm
by mister d
Mom is out. Father-daughter day starting at Doughnut Plant.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 10:30 pm
by govmentchedda
mister d wrote:Mom is out. Father-daughter day starting at Doughnut Plant.
Mom totally loves donuts, and being involved?
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 11:31 pm
by mister d
Kid 2 has been banned from daycare tomorrow. Kid 1 insists the trip happens as planned, give or take a parent.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2016 7:22 am
by A_B
I mean, don't you have a grandparent or something halfway close?
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2016 8:01 am
by mister d
Almost 200 miles round trip (in a light snow) is the closest.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2016 6:40 pm
by sancarlos
Look who posted this. So... Irony? Or, just hypocrisy? Pot, meet kettle...
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2016 6:22 am
by rass
sancarlos wrote:Look who posed this. So... Irony? Or, just hypocrisy? Pot, meet kettle...
I guess Mariotti doesn't even have the courage of his convictions. What a shitty troll.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2016 9:09 am
by A_B
What did it say?
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2016 2:49 pm
by Johnnie
Because there's really no debating verbal irony...
Discussed at some length already in the Guns Infinity thread.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2016 3:06 pm
by Jerloma
I absolutely love Bieber's new song which in turn makes me hate myself. The name of the song is Love Yourself.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2016 3:07 pm
by Jerloma
Although, I'm pretty sure it means fuck yourself.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2016 3:21 pm
by mister d
Were you able to bend it under?
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2016 3:23 pm
by Jerloma
I don't know what that means. Is that a Buffalo Bill reference?
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2016 4:40 pm
by mister d
Jerloma wrote:Although, I'm pretty sure it means fuck yourself.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2016 11:20 pm
by govmentchedda
Jerloma wrote:I absolutely love Bieber's new song which in turn makes me hate myself. The name of the song is Love Yourself.
The new Biebs is not only not bad, it's actually really good. What do you mean, Sorry, Love yourself, are all catchy as fuck.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2016 7:34 am
by L-Jam3
I was in Wal-Mart last weekend with L-Jam 4 getting seeds for the herb garden. We go into the main store and I'm trying to keep up with him, when my corner too tight and the cart knocks over an end display. What was on the end display, you ask?
A display of travel coffee mugs designed not to tip over.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2016 8:01 am
by A_B
govmentchedda wrote:
Jerloma wrote:I absolutely love Bieber's new song which in turn makes me hate myself. The name of the song is Love Yourself.
The new Biebs is not only not bad, it's actually really good. What do you mean, Sorry, Love yourself, are all catchy as fuck.
Oh man. I can't go along with this one, despite our common love for T Swizzle.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2016 8:48 am
by govmentchedda
A_B wrote:
govmentchedda wrote:
Jerloma wrote:I absolutely love Bieber's new song which in turn makes me hate myself. The name of the song is Love Yourself.
The new Biebs is not only not bad, it's actually really good. What do you mean, Sorry, Love yourself, are all catchy as fuck.
Oh man. I can't go along with this one, despite our common love for T Swizzle.
I like What do you mean?, Sorry, and Where are U now? much more than love yourself.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2016 7:50 pm
by The Sybian
I had the brew, she had the chronic
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2016 1:41 pm
by Sabo
In early February, Mrs. Sabo and I ordered a kitchen table and chairs from an Amish furniture maker. We were told it would take 10-12 weeks to build and deliver, which is fine.
In the mean time, I've received at least three e-mail solicitations from this furniture maker.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2016 4:27 pm
by Steve of phpBB
Sabo wrote:In early February, Mrs. Sabo and I ordered a kitchen table and chairs from an Amish furniture maker. We were told it would take 10-12 weeks to build and deliver, which is fine.
In the mean time, I've received at least three e-mail solicitations from this furniture maker.
Email is okay if they use dialup, right?
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2016 6:43 pm
by Sabo
Maybe they went to the library to send their marketing e-mails.
There are different levels of Amish (Amishness?), and depending on the level, they can use electricity for some tasks. Old order Amish can't use any modern convenience, can't ride in cars, etc. More liberal Amish communities allow Amish workers to use air compressors for work, and some groups of Amish families will jointly buy a property and put in electricity there so they can power freezers, refrigerators and even have phones.
It seems odd to me they would follow religious practices that prohibit certain things in their private lives but allow them to get around those rules. It is, dare I say, ironic.
Not my call, but I wouldn't call that irony... unless the person he saved was the author of a book debunking the effectiveness of the Heimlich maneuver.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Fri May 27, 2016 4:20 pm
by L-Jam3
What about if a person who worked for PepsiCo, or even the CEO, got arrested for possession or overdosed on coke (the white powder kind)?
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Fri May 27, 2016 7:54 pm
by Johnnie
It was the first time he's ever used it? That's...incredible. I'm thinking because of that detail it makes it.
