"Because I have shitty taste in music" should suffice.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 6:31 am
by rass
mister d wrote:"Because I have shitty taste in music" should suffice.
But I'm enjoying it ironical-like.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 8:53 am
by govmentchedda
rass wrote:
mister d wrote:"Because I have shitty taste in music" should suffice.
But I'm enjoying it ironical-like.
Impossible. That song, and fucking Delilah, can eat a bag of dicks.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 9:00 am
by rass
govmentchedda wrote:
rass wrote:
mister d wrote:"Because I have shitty taste in music" should suffice.
But I'm enjoying it ironical-like.
Impossible. That song, and fucking Delilah, can eat a bag of dicks.
You obviously haven't let the song play long enough to get to the children's chorus. I laugh every time.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 9:40 am
by Jerloma
I think the Swamp ruled almost unanimously that that was the worst Xmas song a couple years ago.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 9:42 am
by rass
Jerloma wrote:I think the Swamp ruled almost unanimously that that was the worst Xmas song a couple years ago.
I agree. It's a horrible song. I still don't mind hearing it a couple of times a year.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 9:43 am
by mister d
I'm going to write a response to that song from the perspective of the disgusted mother who can't believe her stupid kid buys her shoes instead of medicine.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 9:48 am
by rass
mister d wrote:I'm going to write a response to that song from the perspective of the disgusted mother who can't believe her stupid kid buys her shoes instead of medicine.
Sir I want to buy a clue,
For my misguided son...
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 9:52 am
by mister d
"Son, I wonder how could you ..." was my plan for the first line.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 9:55 am
by mister d
I just love the idea of a song where the entire family is berating a stupid kid and at the end the mom dies and they joke about having him go buy the casket.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 9:56 am
by tennbengal
rass wrote:Needed some help tonight explaining to the kids why I included a song about a child buying shoes for his dying mother before she meets Jesus on a huge (in terms of the number of songs!) collection of Christmas music I burned 9 or 10 years ago.
"Dad was drunk".
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 10:11 am
by Jerloma
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 11:45 am
by sancarlos
rass wrote:Needed some help tonight explaining to the kids why I included a song about a child buying shoes for his dying mother before she meets Jesus on a huge (in terms of the number of songs!) collection of Christmas music I burned 9 or 10 years ago.
Thank you for clarifying.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 11:47 am
by Jerloma
Something similar happened to me but it was The Most Offensive Song Ever Written.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 11:56 am
by rass
BTW, rather than trying to explain why I really thought the song was funny, I suggested that the kid was just scamming the narrator, and therefore there was no dying mom leaving the song (or at least the conversation) with a happy ending.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2014 11:00 am
by Pruitt
mister d wrote:I just love the idea of a song where the entire family is berating a stupid kid and at the end the mom dies and they joke about having him go buy the casket.
I honestly have no clue about the song being discussed - but this sounds like a sequence from a Tyler Perry movie.
CHITTENANGO, N.Y. — The Native American tribe leading the movement to change the name of the Washington Redskins plans to open a $20 million casino that pays homage to the work of L. Frank Baum, who was born in this village outside Syracuse and later wrote “The Wonderful Wizard of Oz.”
Just one problem with the Oneida Indian Nation’s Yellow Brick Road Casino: A decade before Baum wrote one of this country’s most celebrated children’s tales, he campaigned for a Native American genocide.
open to feedback? i wish there was a word in the english language that could capture the deliciousness of this statement.
(i keed!)
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Fri May 29, 2015 1:23 pm
by mister d
Francesa's opener today was mocking music radio DJs who don't know sports but talk it on days like today.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2015 12:32 pm
by The Sybian
mister d wrote:Francesa's opener today was mocking music radio DJs who don't know sports but talk it on days like today.
Sock-uh? Sock-uh? Why are you trying to tawk to me about sock-uh? This is America! Nobody ca-ehs about sock-uh! (said throughout the World Cup).
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2015 12:53 pm
by mister d
This was actually about the Rangers Game 7, a sport he knows nothing about but will speak authoritatively on for a few weeks per year when the Rangers advance past the first.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2015 1:05 pm
by rass
I was going to comment on Friday (but glad I didn't since it allowed Syb to chime in here like a Francesa expert and completely miss your point) that I think he usually does a good job of booking hockey guys and deferring to them, but I did spend the last month+ changing the station anytime the Rangers were mentioned, so you might be right. At least I can safely listen to the FAN this June if I want to.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2015 1:07 pm
by brian
Every time this thread gets bumped I keep thinking it's going to be about the American woman killed by a lion in a lion park in South Africa (though I agree with the anti-irony crowd on that one). If you go hanging with lions and get eaten by one...well, you were kind of asking for it.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2015 1:37 pm
by The Sybian
rass wrote:I was going to comment on Friday (but glad I didn't since it allowed Syb to chime in here like a Francesa expert and completely miss your point) that I think he usually does a good job of booking hockey guys and deferring to them, but I did spend the last month+ changing the station anytime the Rangers were mentioned, so you might be right. At least I can safely listen to the FAN this June if I want to.
I was just dusting off my Francesca impersonation and assuming he didn't want to talk about the FIFA scandal because he hates soccer.
I remember someone (Scottie? or rush?) posting that guys pictures and story at some point.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 2:59 pm
by P.D.X.
I've had that doc in my queue forever.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2015 5:07 pm
by Tom 1860
Is it considered ironic when two professional athletes take part in a live charity event to raise money for athletes who have suffered career ending injures only for one of them to receive a career ending injury in the process?
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2015 9:24 am
by Jerloma
I'll give it to ya.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2015 10:44 am
by The Sybian
Jerloma wrote:I'll give it to ya.
I would have, but both players already retired. So close. I've never shied away from gruesome sports injury videos, but I just can't watch this one for some reason.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2015 11:37 am
by Pruitt
The Sybian wrote:
Jerloma wrote:I'll give it to ya.
I would have, but both players already retired. So close. I've never shied away from gruesome sports injury videos, but I just can't watch this one for some reason.
I'll give the irony nod, and as one who shies away from injury videos, I will be very careful about clicking links emailed to me over the next few days.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2015 10:21 am
by Giff
The new voice of Mr. Peanut has a severe peanut allergy. Yay or nay?
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2015 11:37 am
by Jerloma
Sure!
Also, DC is like the only person that hasn't commented on Hayworth/Gardner thread.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2015 12:05 pm
by A_B
Jerloma wrote:Sure!
Also, DC is like the only person that hasn't commented on Hayworth/Gardner thread.
He's working on his treatise!
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2015 12:13 pm
by mister d
Giff wrote:The new voice of Mr. Peanut has a severe peanut allergy. Yay or nay?
There's nothing ironic about you being unable to consume yourself, is there?
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2015 1:53 pm
by Giff
mister d wrote:
Giff wrote:The new voice of Mr. Peanut has a severe peanut allergy. Yay or nay?
There's nothing ironic about you being unable to consume yourself, is there?
Maybe if you were as delicious as a peanut.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 8:52 pm
by Pruitt
Chapter president of M.A.D.D. in Prince Edward Island arrested for drunk driving.