Official balls and cock thread

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I spent my weekend around this rock formation ... Talk about penis envy.

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And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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That location is in the open area next to the Security Forces dorms. Makes sense.

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Originally thought to be a darning tool when discovered in 1992, archaeologists now think this may be a 2,000-year-old Roman dildo.

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You know what you need? A lyrical sucker punch to the face.
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A_B wrote: ↑Wed Feb 22, 2023 10:06 am
I wonder if they tried icing his balls to see if they could shrink back up through the slats.
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102-terapixel penis claimed to be largest digital image ever created
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My daughter won a fancy dance competition this weekend. 1st solo, 1st duet, a ton of group awards top technique, and 1st overall for the whole competition.my wife bought a pink #1 balloon and 2 circle balloons, tied them together and put them in her room.

My son and I come in and just start laughing. Wife and daughter don't understand. Pull my wife aside and explain...not a happy wife response...but she now can't unsee it either.
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Be sure to read at least the beginning of the article.
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mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
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“All I'm sayin' is, he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall.”
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And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Fun fact: Lufthansa is German for 'Sky Cock'

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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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Ok some things should actually not be maroon and blue
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

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Great chips!

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Got to get this thread ready for baseball season.
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Twitter is just a mess right now of real baseball writers posting something then thinking better of it and deleting.
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And they say American ingenuity is dead.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Cool that they named the street Urethra Way.
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And of course in the comments I learn something I should've learned in high school:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gouverneur_Morris#
Morris died on November 6, 1816, after he had caused himself internal injuries and an infection while using a piece of Whale baleen as a catheter in an attempt to clear a blockage in his urinary tract. He died at the family estate, Morrisania, and was buried at St. Ann's Church in The Bronx.
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