Official balls and cock thread

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Thu Mar 17, 2022 7:44 am

Speaking of snakes!

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Thu Mar 17, 2022 8:42 am

The Trinity Heart Shamrock is a standard gay threesome gambit. Like a team huddle high five before the game begins.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Thu Mar 17, 2022 8:42 am

The Trinity Heart Shamrock is a standard gay threesome gambit. Like a team huddle high five before the game begins.

Steve of phpBB · Post by **Steve of phpBB** » Thu Mar 17, 2022 10:30 am

I feel like you're hinting at something.

NTTAWWT.

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Apr 01, 2022 3:13 pm

Hollywood’s No 1 penis-maker: ‘Chris Hemsworth keeps his next to Thor’s hammer!’

rass · Post by **rass** » Sun Apr 10, 2022 11:55 am

Square Rob · Post by **Square Rob** » Mon Apr 11, 2022 5:04 am

“It’s monstrous”

“Just my dick, babe.”

P.D.X. · Post by **P.D.X.** » Fri Apr 29, 2022 10:44 am

An oldie

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Fri Apr 29, 2022 10:49 am

P.D.X. wrote: ↑Fri Apr 29, 2022 10:44 am An oldie

Who knew frat boys existed back then?

Post by **Shirley** » Fri Apr 29, 2022 11:41 am

A_B wrote: ↑Fri Apr 29, 2022 10:49 am
P.D.X. wrote: ↑Fri Apr 29, 2022 10:44 am An oldie
Who knew frat boys existed back then?

Well, the Romans really modeled themselves after the Greeks.

wlu_lax6 · Post by **wlu_lax6** » Thu May 26, 2022 12:44 pm

https://www.metalsucks.net/2022/05/24/m ... er-museum/

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Sat May 28, 2022 3:28 pm

rass · Post by **rass** » Sat May 28, 2022 4:51 pm

I just miss him so much

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Tue Jul 12, 2022 10:30 am

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Tue Jul 12, 2022 10:44 am

Eat too fast and you get a number wang, like an ice cream headache.

Pruitt3 · Post by **Pruitt3** » Tue Jul 12, 2022 6:52 pm

Dick Waffle - it seems to be a chain

And if that's "too gay" for you...

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Jul 29, 2022 1:07 pm

Dusty in here

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Fri Jul 29, 2022 2:20 pm

Probably in there too.

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Jul 29, 2022 2:24 pm

mister d wrote: ↑Fri Jul 29, 2022 2:20 pm Probably in there too.

:(

It took nearly a month and a team of 12 people, including a carpenter, a sander, a sculptor, and a carver, to build the statue. They got particularly delayed on the ballsack when the first attempt was “disfigured” and they had to start the process again of “melting materials to give it the necessary amplitude so that the testicles could be formed.”

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Sat Aug 13, 2022 3:11 pm

duff · Post by **duff** » Sat Aug 13, 2022 3:15 pm

Should be #BPC. That shit ain't black.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Sat Aug 13, 2022 3:34 pm

So the Jewish version stays on permanently?

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Sat Aug 13, 2022 6:11 pm

duff wrote: ↑Sat Aug 13, 2022 3:15 pm Should be #BPC. That shit ain't black.

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Aug 26, 2022 4:01 pm

Top echelon from these guys which is saying something

Pruitt3 · Post by **Pruitt3** » Sun Sep 04, 2022 10:18 am

Newmarket is 25 miles north of Toronto...

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The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Mon Sep 05, 2022 11:53 am

Pruitt3 wrote: ↑Sun Sep 04, 2022 10:18 am Newmarket is 25 miles north of Toronto...

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Hey, let's meet for lunch in the Penis Tip Pavillion!

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Sep 23, 2022 5:25 pm

Took me a beat

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Fri Sep 23, 2022 5:59 pm

Nope. Nothing.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Fri Sep 23, 2022 6:48 pm

Jerloma wrote: ↑Fri Sep 23, 2022 5:59 pmNope. Nothing.

[+] spoiler: Two hands holding an erect penis

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Sep 23, 2022 6:52 pm

Might be the first time in 7 years I’ve been tempted to update my sig…

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Fri Sep 23, 2022 9:36 pm

The Sybian wrote: ↑Mon Sep 05, 2022 11:53 am
Pruitt3 wrote: ↑Sun Sep 04, 2022 10:18 am Newmarket is 25 miles north of Toronto...

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Hey, let's meet for lunch in the Penis Tip Pavillion!

That pavilion overlooks Ballsack Patio, right?

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Fri Sep 23, 2022 9:37 pm

rass wrote: ↑Fri Sep 23, 2022 6:52 pm Might be the first time in 7 years I’ve been tempted to update my sig…

We can understand why loma didn’t understand, amirite?!?!?

rass · Post by **rass** » Sat Sep 24, 2022 6:00 am

A_B wrote: ↑Fri Sep 23, 2022 9:37 pm
rass wrote: ↑Fri Sep 23, 2022 6:52 pm Might be the first time in 7 years I’ve been tempted to update my sig…
We can understand why loma didn’t understand, amirite?!?!?

Figured it would be us married guys who would miss it. Like SC.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Mon Sep 26, 2022 9:16 am

Or the ones with small penises.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Mon Sep 26, 2022 1:09 pm

I originally assumed that but figured it had to be something a little more erudite. I know...wrong thread.

Pruitt3 · Post by **Pruitt3** » Thu Oct 27, 2022 4:07 pm

In my bag of mini potatoes.

Picture doesn't really capture the full cockness of it - my wife nearly wet her pants.

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rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Oct 27, 2022 4:26 pm

Nice!

Still pissed that my scrotum spud posts must have been on some in-between and now lost swamp. I must have the photos somewhere…

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Thu Oct 27, 2022 7:40 pm

rass wrote: ↑Thu Oct 27, 2022 4:26 pm Nice!

Still pissed that my scrotum spud posts must have been on some in-between and now lost swamp. I must have the photos somewhere…

All-time classic thread.

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Oct 28, 2022 5:50 am

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Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Fri Nov 04, 2022 5:18 pm