Official balls and cock thread
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Official balls and cock thread
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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Just throw the tweet tags around that url.
And ouch.
And ouch.
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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Thanks. I forget we have the Twitter tag on the Swamp these days. Technology and stuff is cool.rass wrote:Just throw the tweet tags around that url.
And ouch.
THERE’S NOWT WRONG WITH GALA LUNCHEONS, LAD!
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Cousin of mine posted this family portrait drawn by her 8 year old daughter.
Her caption: "I'm a little concerned about my nose!"
Her caption: "I'm a little concerned about my nose!"
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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Oh c'mon.But when the wardens strode out onto the river to rub the penis out, the ice started to creak.
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Apparently the protectors of decency found a brush with a really long handle and finally cleared away the snow cock and balls.
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It was actually headed farther south before she came into the picture.rass wrote:
Fanniebug wrote: P.S. rass! Dont write me again, dude! You're in ignore list!
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oh man
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The Residential Staff member who spoke with the Michigan Review explained his concerns with housing policy that led to a pile of snow being reported: “In the real world, no one cares about stuff like this. It is the height of privilege and entitlement to be obsessively concerned with utterly inconsequential events such as this.”
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"We're not the smartest people in the world. We go down the straightaway and turn left. That's literally what we do." -- Clint Bowyer
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Whoa!Brontoburglar wrote:Mississippi State DL's thread title comes out of his shorts while he runs the 40
That is one supremely gifted player.
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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"When these guys fall down, they fall down long. And hard."Brontoburglar wrote:Mississippi State DL's thread title comes out of his shorts while he runs the 40
An honest to God cult of personality - formed around a failed steak salesman.
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I probably end up posting every time PBF is referenced, but at least it's topical.
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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I also believe this was intentional.surgeon wrote:“He was up and out of bed this morning,” said Dr. Curtis Cetrulo, who was among the lead surgeons on a team of more than 50 that worked on the procedure. “He’s handling it very well.”
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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I believe the one outlet of old media that used "midsection" was the WWE.
“All I'm sayin' is, he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall.”
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I remember as a kid seeing a Leafs defenceman take a shot to the nuts. During the replay it was stated that he was hit in the "lower abdomen."DSafetyGuy wrote:I believe the one outlet of old media that used "midsection" was the WWE.
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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Last night Craig Sager refered to Steve Adams' injury as a 'testicular contusion'.
And this guy was at the game:
https://vine.co/v/i9hWH5zrTiu
And this guy was at the game:
https://vine.co/v/i9hWH5zrTiu
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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how was your wawa lunch?
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THERE’S NOWT WRONG WITH GALA LUNCHEONS, LAD!
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Didn't partake. Grabbed a couple of sandwiches so the kids could basically eat in the car on the trip between day camp and soccer practice. Yay relaxing summer!cerrano wrote:how was your wawa lunch?
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…