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Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2020 12:29 pm
by rass
Page 6!


Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 1:40 pm
by rass

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 2:38 pm
by mister d
Hate that I read that. Esp the capture the flag one.

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 5:42 pm
by DaveInSeattle
It had to happen eventually....a Defector post that I did not/will not read.

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2021 9:17 am
by The Sybian
The one time there isn’t a pay wall...

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2021 12:28 pm
by Pruitt
On the 8th fairway this morning.
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Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2021 7:52 am
by rass
^^^the twigs were a great touch



Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2021 7:56 am
by Pruitt
That testicle looks a bit like Morty from "Rick and Morty"

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2021 12:44 pm
by rass
Found the Caillou replacement:


...Google Translate does well with the episode descriptions. For instance, episode nine, “John on a Fishing Trip”:

“John is going fishing, but he has no fishing rod. Then he can in turn fish with the diller. Unfortunately, it’s just so embarrassing, because it just catches old junk. And the others on the dock laugh so much at him that the diller pushes kids into the water. But John saves the day with his diller-copter and gets the kids fishing ashore again. All is well until John gets the right bite.”
(diller is a Danish word for penis)

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2021 3:30 pm
by rass

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2021 4:12 pm
by Steve of phpBB
1. Heh.
2. We should not have less snow here than Texas. (Or Spain.)

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2021 7:54 pm
by sancarlos

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2021 10:20 pm
by Pruitt
Wait, someone sells dead bees?

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2021 7:28 am
by rass
The end is cut off up there so I assumed the bees were still alive. Nature's vibrators?

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2021 7:29 am
by A_B
rass wrote: Wed Feb 17, 2021 7:28 am The end is cut off up there so I assumed the bees were still alive. Nature's vibrators?
Jewish tweet?

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2021 9:04 am
by Pruitt
A_B wrote: Wed Feb 17, 2021 7:29 am
rass wrote: Wed Feb 17, 2021 7:28 am The end is cut off up there so I assumed the bees were still alive. Nature's vibrators?
Jewish tweet?
Not at that size.

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2021 3:20 pm
by rass
SHUT DOWN THE THREAD


Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2021 7:26 pm
by P.D.X.

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2021 9:13 pm
by rass
“quern” sounds almost dirty.

“Hey Augustus, I’ve got a big rock hard dick for your quern!”

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 2:39 pm
by P.D.X.
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Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 3:06 pm
by sancarlos
Ha ha. But, I've heard that men who wear Crocs don't really have penises.

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2021 10:00 am
by The Sybian
sancarlos wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 3:06 pm Ha ha. But, I've heard that men who wear Crocs don't really have penises.
Hence the overcompensation on the Croc Nuts.

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2021 2:55 pm
by Reaper
From Reddit: The city of Vancouver has a new outdoor art installation featuring a rendition of cat's butthole.
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I'm not sure what's worse, what it looks like or what it's supposed to be.

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2021 3:07 pm
by P.D.X.
I'm guessing it's a First Nations thing? Raven?

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 4:44 pm
by sancarlos

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 6:05 pm
by A_B
Is that lance Armstrong?

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 6:12 pm
by P.D.X.
Looking past the penis and trying to unpack the rest of the design. Befuddled.

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 6:26 pm
by rass
“PDX at The Louvre, probably” wrote: Looking past the smile and trying to unpack the rest of the design. Befuddled.

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 7:51 pm
by bfj
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Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2021 8:11 pm
by rass

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2021 8:00 am
by mister d
Some photographer who catches the smoke just right at liftoff is going to have their “Tank Man”.

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2021 8:25 am
by brian

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2021 11:04 am
by Ryan

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2021 8:49 pm
by Reaper
So it's a "prop" for a movie, but it's on a real playground in Vancouver right now.

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Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2021 8:50 pm
by Reaper
Merry Christmas

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Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2021 8:01 am
by rass

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2021 10:20 am
by The Sybian
More like cockies, ammirite?

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2022 7:33 am
by rass

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2022 11:20 pm
by Reaper
Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2022 6:13 am
by rass
'tis brilliant!