The Punchable Faces Thread

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My high school had a shitload of kids that needed to be punched.
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Giff wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2023 5:20 pm I don't really understand the pervert angle, but admittedly when I see punk high school athletes being punks, my first thought isn't peverted.
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I vote for a Bolo Punch for this kid.
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Giff wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2023 5:33 pm I would like to add that if this message board existed in 1990 and someone who posted here was in the crowd that saw me bow to them after hitting the front end of a 1-and-1, I hope they would have posted about me as well. And I was in 7th grade. And HOT.
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The Sybian wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2023 5:49 pm
Giff wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2023 5:33 pm I would like to add that if this message board existed in 1990 and someone who posted here was in the crowd that saw me bow to them after hitting the front end of a 1-and-1, I hope they would have posted about me as well. And I was in 7th grade. And HOT.
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We were playing in a tournament and the game was right at the end of the school day, so all the kids at the opposing school were in the gym. It was a very pronounced bow and it was so loud for the second free throw that I drained. A timeout was called and I jogged over to the bench with a shit-eating grin on my face until our coach threw me down on the bench by my jersey and said “never fucking do that again!”
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Not sexual pervert, just general "posting a picture of a kid" pervert. Like if on the off chance a parent found this and was like "this website posts pictures of HS kids and says they want to punch them", we wouldn't have much moral high ground.
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I'm sure there's video of this game out there I could get my hands on (I know the principal at the school) if it came to that. Then I'd tell them to stop posting kids pics to MaxPreps.com.
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I'd also reiterate the fact that I haven't thrown a punch in a serious manner since around the same time of my bowing.
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I will just add I would punch high schools giff and this kid reagrdlwss of sexiness.
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Giff wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2023 6:25 pm I'd also reiterate the fact that I haven't thrown a punch in a serious manner since around the same time of my bowing.
Only once for me but in my defense sabo made a double on that hole not par.
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