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Re: The Punchable Faces Thread

Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 3:15 pm
by DSafetyGuy
Sabo wrote:
Pruitt wrote:Hans Von Spakovsky


When I first read this name, I thought it was Spankovsky, which would make it even funnier.


Especially since he looks like a penis with glasses.

Re: The Punchable Faces Thread

Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 5:03 pm
by Pruitt
DSafetyGuy wrote:
Sabo wrote:
Pruitt wrote:Hans Von Spakovsky


When I first read this name, I thought it was Spankovsky, which would make it even funnier.


Especially since he looks like a penis with glasses.


Ewwww... you're right.

Re: The Punchable Faces Thread

Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 6:49 pm
by mister d
You guys have fucked up dicks.

Re: The Punchable Faces Thread

Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 7:03 pm
by Johnny Carwash
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The 18-year-old Stillman just graduated from a local high school, and he recently co-authored a book with his TED Talk father David called Gen Z @ Work: How the Next Generation Is Transforming the Workplace. Jonah’s a self-proclaimed “voice of his generation.”

Re: The Punchable Faces Thread

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2017 8:55 am
by DSafetyGuy
mister d wrote:You guys have fucked up dicks.


A penis, not my penis.

Also, quick to protest, eh?

Re: The Punchable Faces Thread

Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2017 4:32 pm
by Pruitt

Re: The Punchable Faces Thread

Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2017 6:26 pm
by L-Jam3
I recognize the cunt in the middle, but who are the other two?

Re: The Punchable Faces Thread

Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2017 6:49 pm
by Johnnie
Judging from the board with words on it, one is Jeanine Pirro.

The other, no clue.

But if you punch Jeanine in the face does the botox explode all over you?

Edit:

Eric's wife. Apparently they were invited on to talk about a 4th punchable face (not shown), their new baby Luke.

https://twitter.com/LaraLeaTrump/status ... 8857199617

Re: The Punchable Faces Thread

Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2017 7:14 pm
by A_B
Stay classy.

Re: The Punchable Faces Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2017 5:20 pm
by Pruitt
How much asshole can you fit into one plane cabin?

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/sta ... 7556548608

Re: The Punchable Faces Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2017 7:15 pm
by mister d
What's up with top left's hair?

Re: The Punchable Faces Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2017 7:50 pm
by sancarlos
I know some of you are fans of Morrissey. The Smiths made some really great music. But, Morrissey is a real dick.

For decades now, the guy has cancelled concerts with amazing regularity, quite often when he is in the venue with thousands of his fans awaiting the show. Often for extremely lame reasons. This article lays it out. I'm not even much of a fan, but after reading the article, I felt the need for this post.

Since 1991, he has cancelled or postponed a mind-boggling 251 shows, per this website, which lists every single one of them.

Re: The Punchable Faces Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2017 9:35 pm
by Pruitt
Morissey sucks so hard.

Friday is "Morissey Day" in L.A. guess it's a day to loathe yourself and everyone else that you come in contact with.

https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/loca ... 30203.html

Re: The Punchable Faces Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2017 5:43 pm
by DaveInSeattle
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I'm not implying that punching Louise Linton would be ok (Steve Mnuchin though? Absolutely), but wow....why the hell is she there? And in opera-length black leather gloves? Disgusting...

Re: The Punchable Faces Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2017 5:45 pm
by L-Jam3
What a cunt. And his asshole of a wife too.

Re: The Punchable Faces Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2017 6:07 pm
by govmentchedda
She's skyrocketed up my hate fuck list.

Re: The Punchable Faces Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2017 6:12 pm
by brian
All she needs is a fur coat to play Cruella deVil.

Re: The Punchable Faces Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2017 6:25 pm
by brian

Re: The Punchable Faces Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2017 6:36 pm
by DaveInSeattle
brian wrote:https://twitter.com/KenTremendous/status/930897257402064896


I'm sure their relationship is built on nothing but love and mutual respect.

Re: The Punchable Faces Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2017 7:15 pm
by The Sybian
DaveInSeattle wrote:
brian wrote:https://twitter.com/KenTremendous/status/930897257402064896


I'm sure their relationship is built on nothing but love and mutual respect.


Yup, a guy who looks like that gets a woman who looks like that regardless of his wealth and power.

Re: The Punchable Faces Thread

Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 3:01 pm
by Johnny Carwash

Re: The Punchable Faces Thread

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2017 3:59 pm
by DaveInSeattle
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Who is this? Why its Wyatt Koch, the heir to the Koch fortune! Who just got a HUGE tax cut!

And what does he do with his life, you ask?

We Can’t Get Enough of This Koch Heir’s Terrible Shirt Line

The news recently broke that Wyatt Koch — son of Bill Koch, of the conservative dark lord billionaire Kochs — is suing his ex-fiancée to get the custom engagement ring he gifted her back. Koch reportedly bought her the ring for $180,000 and now wants it returned, along with $15,000 in damages. But that is neither here nor there because what’s emerged from this narrative is a far more fascinating bit of information: young Koch’s true passion is designing shirts, and they are terrible beyond your wildest imagination.

Koch’s brand, Wyatt Ingraham, sports the tagline “Be Bold™” — and he delivers. The shirts, with bright colors and busy patterns, are definitely what we’d call “bold.” They’re also what we’d call “seizure-inducing” and “oh God, why?” Take, for instance, the “Wall Street” design which retails for $79 on sale, features literal moneybags, and looks like something a cigar-chomping fat cat would wear on Casual Fridays.


And here's the fashion genius at work:

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Re: The Punchable Faces Thread

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2017 4:31 pm
by The Sybian
I'm so happy Congress cut deductions for the Middle Class and poor to ease the tax burden on this fucker's multi-billion dollar inheritance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_cont ... 3LZVJyR7Lw

Re: The Punchable Faces Thread

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2017 4:53 pm
by DaveInSeattle
The Sybian wrote:I'm so happy Congress cut deductions for the Middle Class and poor to ease the tax burden on this fucker's multi-billion dollar inheritance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_cont ... 3LZVJyR7Lw


If I saw someone wearing that shirt in a bar, I would make sure I "accidentally" spilled a full glass of red wine down the front of it.

And how supremely douchey do you have to be to have a $180K engagement ring made, and then ask for it back (plus damages!) when she wises up and realizes no amount of money is enough to have to put up with his ugly-shirt-wearing-doughy ass?

Re: The Punchable Faces Thread

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2017 4:56 pm
by Rush2112
DaveInSeattle wrote:And how supremely douchey do you have to be to have a $180K engagement ring made, ....


Just an FYI, my wife's ring cost nowhere near this much, nor have I asked for it back.

Re: The Punchable Faces Thread

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2017 5:22 pm
by Pruitt
I look at shirt boy and two words come to mind... "micro" and "penis."

Re: The Punchable Faces Thread

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2017 5:31 pm
by P.D.X.
I'll give him a pass if all he wants to do is design ugly shirts instead of destroying public education or cutting welfare or banging teenage girls/boys.

Re: The Punchable Faces Thread

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2017 5:57 pm
by Johnnie
P.D.X. wrote:I'll give him a pass if all he wants to do is design ugly shirts instead of destroying public education or cutting welfare or banging teenage girls/boys.

Yea, I got the pedo vibe immediately.

Re: The Punchable Faces Thread

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2017 7:18 pm
by mister d
Pruitt wrote:I look at ...t b... and two words come to mind... "micro" and "penis."


Ohhhhhhh shhhiiiiiiittttttt!!!!!!!

Re: The Punchable Faces Thread

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 10:24 am
by DaveInSeattle

Re: The Punchable Faces Thread

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 10:37 am
by Johnnie
Jeeeeezus.... (But has a very modest 3k followers)

https://www.instagram.com/wyatt.ingraham/

(He's like a ginger mix of fat Drew Carey, Dave from Wendy's, and Jim Gaffigan.)

And of course he went wife shopping with Mnuchin:

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Re: The Punchable Faces Thread

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 11:43 am
by Giff
He's Peter Pewterschmidt.

Re: The Punchable Faces Thread

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2017 7:38 am
by Pruitt
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Re: The Punchable Faces Thread

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2017 8:04 am
by Baloney
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Re: The Punchable Faces Thread

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2017 9:35 pm
by sancarlos
Johnnie wrote:Jeeeeezus.... (But has a very modest 3k followers)

https://www.instagram.com/wyatt.ingraham/

(He's like a ginger mix of fat Drew Carey, Dave from Wendy's, and Jim Gaffigan.)

And of course he went wife shopping with Mnuchin:

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She loves him for his personality!

Re: The Punchable Faces Thread

Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2017 6:19 pm
by DaveInSeattle
Thread favorite Milo Y is back in the news:

Court Docs Reveal Brutal Editor’s Notes On Milo Book Nixed By Publisher

As evidence for why Simon & Schuster did not want to move forward with publication of self-proclaimed far-right “troll” Milo Yiannopoulos’ autobiography “Dangerous,” the publisher has offered up the manuscript itself—annotated with a litany of scathing notes from one of its top editors.

The draft was included in court documents the publisher recently filed in New York State Supreme Court to defend its February decision to cancel a publication deal with Yiannopoulos worth $225,000. Yiannopoulos sued for $10 million in July over a breach of contract.

Manuscript notes from editor Mitchell Ivers show the impossible task Simon & Schuster faced: prodding an individual who built a career at Breitbart News off of demeaning Islam and using the word “lesbian” as a slur to produce a book suitable for mainstream publication.

Over and over, Yiannopoulos’ characteristic self-aggrandizement, penchant for ethnic smears, sloppy logic, and lack of humor are criticized by Ivers.

“Delete irrelevant and superfluous ethnic joke,” Ivers writes of a line about “informing cab drivers that curry is not a deodorant.”

“Don’t start chapter with accusation that feminists=fat. It destroys any seriousness of purpose,” he notes on a section titled “Why Feminists Hate Me.”


Re: The Punchable Faces Thread

Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2017 6:26 pm
by brian
I mean that's kind of funny and all, but the editor isn't in on the joke that that's all feature, no bug in his writing.

Re: The Punchable Faces Thread

Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2017 7:41 pm
by Pruitt
This all smacks of complete and utter bullshit. Trying to save face and money in a lawsuit.

Did they not know who it was they signed? Did they think it would be a light-hearted and quirky book?

Fucking hypocrites.

https://twitter.com/JamilSmith/status/9 ... 3211622400

Re: The Punchable Faces Thread

Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2017 8:07 pm
by Johnnie
That's the problem with everything. If you can make a buck off of it, it's allowed. See CNN/MSNBC with Trump during the election. Jeff Zucker and Joe Scarborough had no qualms about having that scumbag on the air day after day and night after night, then once he gets elected suddenly it's a bad thing. Everyone's complicit and it would take backbone to do the right thing.

Re: The Punchable Faces Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2018 10:35 pm
by DaveInSeattle
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