NFL Week 8

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Why do you think the Dolphins will win, TB?
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Ryan wrote:Why do you think the Dolphins will win, TB?
Pure Pats hatred, tf.
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Rush2112 wrote:
Gunpowder wrote:JFC

Ok. Were they supposed to win? Were they favored?

If we're going to split the most pointless of hairs, I need to know.
Dolphins were favored yes, by 3.5 at least on the book I saw.

(and sorry I pointed out your mistake, not like you've ever done that with anyone here.)

I'm sure you actually just made that anecdote up, because who would look for that game and remember it 2 weeks later?

http://www.ibtimes.com/nfl-week-6-betti ... as-2144111" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

The Dolphins shellacking the Titans by (insert exact number) on the road in a game they were 'dogs in can indeed suggest something. To follow it up with another blowout over a bad team? It doesn't mean that they are guaranteed to do what none of the pundits said and beat New England, but it says that maybe they are playing closer to their preseason expectations right now.
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Gunpowder wrote:It's clearly everyone else, all the time. If only everybody else could see.
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Gunpowder wrote: I'm sure you actually just made that anecdote up, because who would look for that game and remember it 2 weeks later?

There's this crazy invention called Google that allows a person to look up information from the past.
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Rush2112 wrote:
Gunpowder wrote: I'm sure you actually just made that anecdote up, because who would look for that game and remember it 2 weeks later?

There's this crazy invention called Google that allows a person to look up information from the past.


...which I did and posted a link showing that....what?


Or you meant most books you saw, while Googling, 2 weeks later?
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Gunpowder wrote:
Rush2112 wrote:
Gunpowder wrote: I'm sure you actually just made that anecdote up, because who would look for that game and remember it 2 weeks later?
There's this crazy invention called Google that allows a person to look up information from the past.
...which I did and posted a link showing that....what?
Or you meant most books you saw, while Googling, 2 weeks later?
Yes I googled what the line was in that game. As I said, the one I saw showed Miami being a 3.5 point favorite.
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+ means underdog.
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This is going well.
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I *heart* Tom Brady.*

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tennbengal wrote:This is going well.
That's why you'll never be a pundit.
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Great view Tannehills face when the ball gets snapped on the safety. https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/CShvegvWUAASXgs.mp4
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HaulCitgo wrote:Great view Tannehills face when the ball gets snapped on the safety. https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/CShvegvWUAASXgs.mp4

Perhaps the only time he gets compared to Peyton.
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Jerloma wrote:
tennbengal wrote:This is going well.
That's why you'll never be a pundit.
I was gonna put a big bet lock on that one.

Dion Lewis is doing pretty great things for one of my fantasy teams.
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Gunpowder wrote:
Rush2112 wrote:
brian wrote:
Rush2112 wrote:
tennbengal wrote:Just ducking in to say I think Miami wins tonight.
What makes you think this? They are coming off those tough wins against the Titans and Texans.
Complete disrespect to suggest that the Dolphins have any chance to win.
Ah, so I can't ask why. Got ya.

Funny how the pundits are all gung ho for Dolphins because they won two games they were supposed to win.


Yeah they are so gung-ho.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/picks" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


You can ask, but when you ask douchily people just might comment. Like he has to justify it and I mean, does he know the Texans suck?
The pundits unanimously selected the Pats, because they thought that would jinx the Pats, giving the Dolphins the win. THAT is how gung ho they were for the Dolphins, and how much they hate and trash the Pats.
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The Sybian wrote: The pundits unanimously selected the Pats, because they thought that would jinx the Pats, giving the Dolphins the win. THAT is how gung ho they were for the Dolphins, and how much they hate and trash the Pats.
Well, all the pundits not named TB, anyway.
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sancarlos wrote:
The Sybian wrote: The pundits unanimously selected the Pats, because they thought that would jinx the Pats, giving the Dolphins the win. THAT is how gung ho they were for the Dolphins, and how much they hate and trash the Pats.
Well, all the pundits not named TB, anyway.
In fairness, my pundit card has been revoked. I am just a hater.
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You have 9 days to talk yourself into taking them against Washington
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Ryan wrote:You have 9 days to talk yourself into taking them against Washington
Cousins is gonna end the streak. Done and done.
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Cue nine more days of endless idiotic banter about them going undefeated. Yay.
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brian wrote:Cue nine more days of endless idiotic banter about them going undefeated. Yay.
With the Eagles and Cowboys in shambles, we all know that this season is heading towards the Giants winning the division with a 9-7 record, and then Eli going on another stupid postseason run and beating a 15-1 Patriots team in the Superbowl. Forget the World Cup and the Olympics, that's the best once every four years tradition in sports.
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It isn't referred to as the Giants 4 Year Prophecy for nothing.
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The twist this time is a wide open Odell Beckham catching a touchdown with both hands at chest level.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

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Which to me begs an interesting question. What the hell happened to Hakeem Nicks?
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L-Jam3 wrote:Which to me begs an interesting question. What the hell happened to Hakeem Nicks?
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Gunpowder wrote:+ means underdog.
I like how this is still just sitting here unaddressed.
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Brontoburglar wrote:
Gunpowder wrote:+ means underdog.
I like how this is still just sitting here unaddressed.
Huh?
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The Sybian wrote:
Brontoburglar wrote:
Gunpowder wrote:+ means underdog.
I like how this is still just sitting here unaddressed.
Huh?
That there was no response to the screwup (likely because it ruins the entire argument).
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Brontoburglar wrote:
The Sybian wrote:
Brontoburglar wrote:
Gunpowder wrote:+ means underdog.
I like how this is still just sitting here unaddressed.
Huh?
That there was no response to the screwup (likely because it ruins the entire argument).
Doesn't taking the Chiefs plus 5 mean the Chiefs are 5 point underdogs?
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Wonder how much of the 2015 Giants America's Game is going to be JPP mangled hand footage.
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Rex wrote:Wonder how much of the 2015 Giants America's Game is going to be JPP mangled hand footage.
The opening montage is just the rings falling to the floor
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

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The Sybian wrote:
Brontoburglar wrote:
The Sybian wrote:
Brontoburglar wrote:
Gunpowder wrote:+ means underdog.
I like how this is still just sitting here unaddressed.
Huh?
That there was no response to the screwup (likely because it ruins the entire argument).
Doesn't taking the Chiefs plus 5 mean the Chiefs are 5 point underdogs?
Yes. I'm quoting SL's correction.
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Ryan wrote:
Rex wrote:Wonder how much of the 2015 Giants America's Game is going to be JPP mangled hand footage.
The opening montage is just the rings falling to the floor
With Katy Perry's "Firework" as the soundtrack
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Brontoburglar wrote:
Ryan wrote:
Rex wrote:Wonder how much of the 2015 Giants America's Game is going to be JPP mangled hand footage.
The opening montage is just the rings falling to the floor
With Katy Perry's "Firework" as the soundtrack
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Tom Brady's dap game is strong:

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Reddit tells me that's Walt Aiken. The guy Brady tried to truck in a game last year.

http://www.sportingnews.com/nfl-news/46 ... aikens-hit" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Brontoburglar wrote:
Gunpowder wrote:+ means underdog.
I like how this is still just sitting here unaddressed.

Actually didn't see it. I don't follow the Swamp religiously and sometimes skip over the circle-jerking. I have no idea about lines when written. I am not a bettor nor a gambler. So how lines are written is Greek to me.
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