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Re: OFFICIAL War on Christmas thread

Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2017 12:31 pm
by Pruitt
sancarlos wrote:https://twitter.com/JasperAvi/status/940434365909295104
https://twitter.com/IvankaTrump/status/ ... 3638363137


Blame the Jew!

Re: OFFICIAL War on Christmas thread

Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2017 5:46 pm
by Johnnie
Troops won't have Christmas trees this year thanks to Trump administration regulations.

“Refusing to deliver donated Christmas trees to soldiers serving abroad is straight out of the Grinch’s playbook and flies in the face of Christmas spirit,” Schumer said in a press release. “It is tragically un-American that this change was made right before Christmas, with little notice. That is why I am asking the federal bureaucracies to immediately come together to figure out how to get these trees back on Santa’s sleigh and delivered to our troops abroad before Christmas.”

Re: OFFICIAL War on Christmas thread

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 3:10 pm
by Pruitt

Re: OFFICIAL War on Christmas thread

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 7:20 am
by Johnnie
There's no war on Christmas here. This is just beautiful.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bc8x4IUj97Q/

Re: OFFICIAL War on Christmas thread

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 10:27 am
by The Sybian
Johnnie wrote:There's no war on Christmas here. This is just beautiful.
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Where's the Christ in that Christmas?

Re: OFFICIAL War on Christmas thread

Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2017 9:07 am
by rass
The dudes of indeterminate ethnic background who run my bagel place quite vehemently replied to my parting “Happy Holidays” with “MERRY CHRISTMAS!”

Re: OFFICIAL War on Christmas thread

Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2017 10:49 am
by mister d
Which place?

Re: OFFICIAL War on Christmas thread

Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2017 6:46 pm
by Pruitt
Hope all you guys have a Merry Christmas!

No cynicism, no jokes, just have a great day.

Re: OFFICIAL War on Christmas thread

Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2017 8:04 pm
by Square Rob
Happy Holidays you heathen mother fuckers. Christmas Eve mass was very enjoyable. Now I start drinking!

Re: OFFICIAL War on Christmas thread

Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2017 8:35 pm
by govmentchedda
Wishing you all a Merry Christmas, and wish you could share some of this gløgg I just made.

Re: OFFICIAL War on Christmas thread

Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2017 9:24 pm
by rass
mister d wrote:Which place?


Prestige on Stuyvesant in the U.

Re: OFFICIAL War on Christmas thread

Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2017 11:59 pm
by Johnnie

Re: OFFICIAL War on Christmas thread

Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2017 1:35 am
by degenerasian
To all of the people that hang out here, a very Merry Christmas to you all and a Happy New Year.

We might all throw insults and argue 364 days a year, but at the end of the day, this community is a great way to reach out and talk to people all over the world and share your passions and the things that give you joy.

To all of you, from all of me, have a great day tomorrow.

Re: OFFICIAL War on Christmas thread

Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2017 10:58 am
by bfj
Merry Christmas, Swamp. Enjoy your day and hug your loved ones.

Re: OFFICIAL War on Christmas thread

Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2017 1:24 pm
by Johnnie

Re: OFFICIAL War on Christmas thread

Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2017 3:13 pm
by brian

Re: OFFICIAL War on Christmas thread

Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2017 4:05 pm
by Johnnie
Really should've had a follow up tweet stating "Merry Christmas to my haters."

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/sta ... 6824298497

Re: OFFICIAL War on Christmas thread

Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2017 4:20 pm
by Pruitt
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/sta ... 6824298497

20/20 Hindsight Department...

With the dominant majority culture of a powerful country whining about mistreatment and injustice... how could Trump's election have been a surprise?

Re: OFFICIAL War on Christmas thread

Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2017 10:23 pm
by Johnnie

Re: OFFICIAL War on Christmas thread

Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2018 10:59 am
by Pruitt
Today at Costco (September 18)...

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Re: OFFICIAL War on Christmas thread

Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2018 11:03 am
by Sabo
Pruitt wrote: Tue Sep 18, 2018 10:59 am Today at Costco (September 18)...

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Yep, been seeing some Christmas things in Costco for the last couple of trips.

Hell, I started seeing Halloween candy for sale at my grocery store in mid-July.

Re: OFFICIAL War on Christmas thread

Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2018 11:28 am
by Pruitt
Wish I could have taken the picture - a whole bunch of very orthodox Jews walking past that aisle as they prepare for the pre-Yom Kippur feast.

Re: OFFICIAL War on Christmas thread

Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2018 11:54 am
by EnochRoot
It'd appear to me a campaign slogan the Democrats could run on this fall would be that the real war on Christmas is Trump's tariffs on imported Chinese goods (explained to the public that all it does is pass the increased cost of goods on to those buying presents)..

Re: OFFICIAL War on Christmas thread

Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2018 12:11 pm
by brian
EnochRoot wrote: Tue Sep 18, 2018 11:54 am It'd appear to me a campaign slogan the Democrats could run on this fall would be that the real war on Christmas is Trump's tariffs on imported Chinese goods (explained to the public that all it does is pass the increased cost of goods on to those buying presents)..
That's too hard to understand for MAGAts. Need some kind of racist hook or way to dumb it down to their level.

Re: OFFICIAL War on Christmas thread

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 12:23 pm
by sancarlos
Guy down the the street put up a full-blown lights display on his house on Tuesday November 12.

I’m ready to enlist in the War on Christmas.

Re: OFFICIAL War on Christmas thread

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 12:31 pm
by rass
My youngest has spent most of the last year listening to Christmas music when she falls asleep.

Re: OFFICIAL War on Christmas thread

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 12:39 pm
by phxgators
sancarlos wrote: Thu Nov 15, 2018 12:23 pm Guy down the the street put up a full-blown lights display on his house on Tuesday November 12.

I’m ready to enlist in the War on Christmas.
I'm ready to enlist too. There were a couple people in our neighborhood putting their outside displays up last Saturday. And our neighbor has their tree up already.

Re: OFFICIAL War on Christmas thread

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 12:43 pm
by Steve of phpBB
rass wrote: Thu Nov 15, 2018 12:31 pm My youngest has spent most of the last year listening to Christmas music when she falls asleep.
For over a year I sang Silent Night to my son as I rocked him to sleep every night.

Re: OFFICIAL War on Christmas thread

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 12:46 pm
by rass
Steve of phpBB wrote: Thu Nov 15, 2018 12:43 pm
rass wrote: Thu Nov 15, 2018 12:31 pm My youngest has spent most of the last year listening to Christmas music when she falls asleep.
For over a year I sang Silent Night to my son as I rocked him to sleep every night.
Holy crap. Now that you say that, I think I went through a similar phase with that same kid (mine, not yours) at one point. Whoa...

Re: OFFICIAL War on Christmas thread

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 12:47 pm
by rass
Whoa because I forgot about it, not because you and I sang the same song to our kids at one point.

Re: OFFICIAL War on Christmas thread

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 1:02 pm
by Steve of phpBB
rass wrote: Thu Nov 15, 2018 12:47 pm Whoa because I forgot about it, not because you and I sang the same song to our kids at one point.
It may help that Silent Night is one of the easiest songs to sing if you can't sing worth a damn.

Re: OFFICIAL War on Christmas thread

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 1:51 pm
by The Sybian
Steve of phpBB wrote: Thu Nov 15, 2018 12:43 pm
rass wrote: Thu Nov 15, 2018 12:31 pm My youngest has spent most of the last year listening to Christmas music when she falls asleep.
For over a year I sang Silent Night to my son as I rocked him to sleep every night.
Folsom Prison Blues and Cocaine Blues were my go to songs when my daughter was fussy. Johnny Cash speaks to the plight of a fussy infant.

Re: OFFICIAL War on Christmas thread

Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2018 8:04 pm
by Pruitt
My wife is currently watching her 4th or 5th Netflix Christmas movie since Thursday.

Re: OFFICIAL War on Christmas thread

Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2018 8:23 pm
by DSafetyGuy
Pruitt wrote: Sun Nov 25, 2018 8:04 pm My wife is currently watching her 4th or 5th Netflix Christmas movie since Thursday.
I guess the Hallmark Movie Channel is not available north of the 49th parallel (metaphorically speaking).

Re: OFFICIAL War on Christmas thread

Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2018 8:29 pm
by Pruitt
DSafetyGuy wrote: Sun Nov 25, 2018 8:23 pm
Pruitt wrote: Sun Nov 25, 2018 8:04 pm My wife is currently watching her 4th or 5th Netflix Christmas movie since Thursday.
I guess the Hallmark Movie Channel is not available north of the 49th parallel (metaphorically speaking).
Literally speaking too.

But the Hallmark classics all make it on the air up here... and she is addicted.

Re: OFFICIAL War on Christmas thread

Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2018 8:54 am
by rass

Re: OFFICIAL War on Christmas thread

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2018 11:02 am
by rass
We’re decorating the tree today, which means I drink some eggnog. The supermarkets around here have had ‘nog out for weeks, and when I checked out the display this morning at my normal shopping location, over 1/2 of the cartons had expired on 11/24.

Re: OFFICIAL War on Christmas thread

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2018 11:41 am
by sancarlos
rass wrote: Sun Dec 02, 2018 11:02 am We’re decorating the tree today, which means I drink some eggnog. The supermarkets around here have had ‘nog out for weeks, and when I checked out the display this morning at my normal shopping location, over 1/2 of the cartons had expired on 11/24.
I looked for eggnog at Trader Joe's two days ago and they were out. Coincidentally, the guy in front of me in the checkout line asked why they didn't have any. The checkout guy answered that more would be in in a couple days, adding, "I don't know what you folks see in that stuff, but we can't keep it on the shelves."

Personally I've now switched from milk to eggnog, to add to my morning coffee. I won't switch back until the last of the season's eggnog is gone.

Re: OFFICIAL War on Christmas thread

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2018 12:06 pm
by Pruitt
In Quebec, they call eggnog "lait de poule" - literally "Hen Milk."

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Re: OFFICIAL War on Christmas thread

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2018 9:17 am
by rass
'Baby, It's Cold Outside,' Seen As Sexist, Frozen Out By Radio Stations

When does "letting my date roofie me to own the libs" become a thing?