The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread
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State Senator says abortion bans help sex-trafficking victims escape
“When the girl or the woman gets pregnant, and they can’t make her get an abortion, or she doesn’t want to get an abortion, or they can’t get her to a place to get an abortion, they don’t use her anymore,” Garcia told the crowd. “So, they release her from the human trafficking ring. That is why we went to that point.”
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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Pack a vest for your james in the city of intercourse
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Heat license plate with a Brazzers frame
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Google "florida man" followed by your birthday and see what comes up first. Mine is Easter Bunny Beats Up Florida Man.
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My god
Florida man nicknamed ‘Babycakes’ caught naked in a chair outside apartment complex
Florida man nicknamed ‘Babycakes’ caught naked in a chair outside apartment complex
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Cops: Florida man used wife’s head to mop up spilled milk after no-jelly rage
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We had a former associate get arrested for doing the same thing.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Florida Man Who Threw Alligator Into Wendy’s Drive-Thru Window Sentenced
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Florida Man with Florida tattoo on forehead arrested for calling 911 for ride home
THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH GALA LUNCHEONS, LAD!
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Saving a couple bucks on associate salaries huh
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It was actually a job assignment. If you can't even steal a couple of steaks from the grocery store, you're not going to make it as a lawyer.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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That could have read Muncie man if published in 1997 or 1998. Professor got caught stealing over 200$ worth of meat. Shoved it down his sweats. It was quite the scene to witness when coming into work.
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Well this isn't funny... "Florida Man Allegedly Stole Pool Floats From Homes to ‘Stop Himself From Raping Women"
I would like expensive whiskey.
We only have beer & wine...
What am I, 12?
We only have beer & wine...
What am I, 12?
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At least he's seeking help?
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If 911 was a thing during Any Griffith show, this would have been multiple episodes.
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Florida Man Turns Public Bathroom Into Meth Lab
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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Florida broke this thread at some point, right? There are only so many table-fuckers in Ohio and they can’t keep up with shit like the above.
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And the house was never broken into.sancarlos wrote: ↑Tue Oct 18, 2022 3:12 pm Father and son shoot seven bullets into car of innocent woman they thought had tried to burglarize them
Lawyers - Would the makers of that blight on civil society Ring be liable here?
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Surprised Judd spoke out against the shooters. He's not Arpaio, but he's not far off.
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Was it a white woman they shot at?govmentchedda wrote: ↑Tue Oct 18, 2022 8:11 pm Surprised Judd spoke out against the shooters. He's not Arpaio, but he's not far off.
Don’t see how Ring would be liable for anything.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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73 year old man with a 15 year old son. Yeah, that checks out.govmentchedda wrote: ↑Tue Oct 18, 2022 8:11 pm Surprised Judd spoke out against the shooters. He's not Arpaio, but he's not far off.
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Well, they were just doing what he said and encouraged they'd do!govmentchedda wrote: ↑Tue Oct 18, 2022 8:11 pm Surprised Judd spoke out against the shooters. He's not Arpaio, but he's not far off.
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Oh hey! Florida.
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Really nice day on the water. A little chilly while we were in motion, but nice to soak up some sun.
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Worst Florida Man story ever.govmentchedda wrote: ↑Sat Feb 18, 2023 2:33 pm Really nice day on the water. A little chilly while we were in motion, but nice to soak up some sun.
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He as actually on the CuyahogaThe Sybian wrote: ↑Sun Feb 19, 2023 8:44 amWorst Florida Man story ever.govmentchedda wrote: ↑Sat Feb 18, 2023 2:33 pm Really nice day on the water. A little chilly while we were in motion, but nice to soak up some sun.
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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Suddenly your family Christmas squabble doesn't seem so bad.sancarlos wrote: ↑Tue Dec 26, 2023 4:21 pm Sister killed after teen brothers get into gunfight over presents on Christmas Eve
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The story from the article is somehow worse than you could imagine from the headline
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So sad.
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Sad, but honestly, when you read things like -
And -he 14-year-old pulled out his gun
You just have to shake your head and wonder about people's choices in life.The 15-year-old ran away and threw his gun into a nearby yard.
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Not to mention the sister was the mother of a 6 year old and a baby.
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