Worst part of that story is that a Florida jury will probably end up awarding them both $1 million from the inevitable civil suit.
The Seminole tribe is bulletproof around here, so I'd advise those two fuckos to go after someone else. The waste management driver who senselessly picked up trash might be someone to sue.
Worst part of that story is that a Florida jury will probably end up awarding them both $1 million from the inevitable civil suit.
The Seminole tribe is bulletproof around here, so I'd advise those two fuckos to go after someone else. The waste management driver who senselessly picked up trash might be someone to sue.
Yeah, I was thinking they'll probably go after the garbage company and possibly even the Wawa.
Re: The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2015 6:51 pm
by govmentchedda
My son's school just sent out a robocall to let us know that tomorrow's awards ceremony has been rescheduled to Tuesday. The stated reason? Tomorrow's high will only be 58. Mind you, this awards ceremony is an indoor donut breakfast in the media center.
Re: The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2015 8:13 pm
by The Sybian
govmentchedda wrote:My son's school just sent out a robocall to let us know that tomorrow's awards ceremony has been rescheduled to Tuesday. The stated reason? Tomorrow's high will only be 58. Mind you, this awards ceremony is an indoor donut breakfast in the media center.
I hope Giff packed a long sleeved shirt.
Re: The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread
Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 10:52 am
by Giff
The Sybian wrote:
govmentchedda wrote:My son's school just sent out a robocall to let us know that tomorrow's awards ceremony has been rescheduled to Tuesday. The stated reason? Tomorrow's high will only be 58. Mind you, this awards ceremony is an indoor donut breakfast in the media center.
Cassidy was taken into custody during the game after a witness told police he saw Cassidy drop the gun in the bathroom, then pick it up, and put it back in his pocket.
I sincerely urge everyone to watch that clip while trying to remember that it isn't a satire of local news.
Re: The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread
Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2015 8:48 pm
by govmentchedda
Publix ain't no joke. Just ask Slolz.
Re: The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread
Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2015 8:55 pm
by Johnny Carwash
Names of supermarket chains in regions I'm unfamiliar with always strike me as fake, like they made them up for a movie or TV show.
Re: The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 12:35 pm
by rass
An early morning fire on Thursday is being called suspicious by XXXX County Fire Investigation Unit Chief Matt Balut.
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Investigators said the do have a person of interest in the case. That person was identified because of accusations like this, made to XXXX Reporter Derrick Lewis during a live interview on the scene at 5 a.m. Thursday.
“It was cause of my cousin and I don’t want to mention no names,” Heather Tenney said. “He is mad because he can’t get with me. I am married to my husband.”
Jerloma wrote:Totally would have went West Virginia there.
Reminds me of a bad joke...
The hillbilly daughter goes to her father, "Daddy, kin I use your pickup truck tonight?"
Daddy: "Sure, darlin', but you know what you got to do for me, to get the keys!" [unzips his fly, as daughter kneels...]
Daughter: "Daddy, I hate to say it, but you taste like %&*# tonight."
Daddy: "Oh, dang it. I plumb forgot. Your brother is using the pickup truck tonight!"
After Johnson “achieved an orgasm and ejaculated on the stuffed horse’s chest area,” he placed the “soiled stuffed horse on top of a bed in a bag (comforter set) contaminating that property also.”
While Johnson fled the store before he could be apprehended by Walmart security, he was subsequently arrested by Brooksville Police Department officers. In a written statement, Johnson admitted that, “I did unmentionables to a stuffed animal.” Noting that he committed a “horrible act,” Johnson added, “I need to think before what I do. I’m extremely sorry.”
Re: The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 9:29 am
by Pruitt
Wow!
This story could have been put in the Irony thread or the Headlines thread.
The more I think about this one, I think the guy realized he had royally fucked up and just wanted one more taste of sweet naked freedom before going off to jail. Pretty sensible, all told, for a XXXX man.
Re: The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2015 9:59 am
by Gunpowder
You don't need the XXXX (more like XXX), that HAS to be Florida.
Re: The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2015 10:14 am
by Giff
I can't imagine going to a strip club in Ohio would be relaxing.
