a 74-year-old Sebring man has been arrested for allegedly performing a botched castration surgery on another man he’d met online through a fetish website, deputies said Tuesday.
I'd think that it's a fetish that could only be "enjoyed" once.
If I could have created a picture based on what I figured these guys looked like, this would be pretty damn close.
Re: The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread
Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2019 12:11 am
by sancarlos
Re: The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread
Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2019 7:30 am
by Pruitt
Just sickening.
Re: The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread
Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2019 9:21 am
by govmentchedda
Not surprising at all. This county is just west of The Villages, the retirement megacommunity that sprouted out of nowhere about 20 years ago, (like Disney did with his empire just west of Orlando in the 50's and 60's), about 3 counties north of Hillsborough (Tampa). It also abuts the Gulf of Mexico, except there are no real beaches there, just marshy woods until you hit the Gulf. It's a backwater, and I'd imagine many of the residents never leave the county, except to go to Gator games six Saturdays a year.
Re: The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread
Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2019 7:31 pm
by sancarlos
This state’s House just passed a bill allowing student answers to be scientifically wrong due to religion.
[quote=govmentchedda post_id=250569 time=1572963689 The Villages, the retirement megacommunity that sprouted out of nowhere about 20 years ago,
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Any relation to Century Village? My grandparents lived in Century Village in West Palm Beach in the 80s and 90s. Not unlike Seinfeld’s Del Boca Vista.
Re: The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread
Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2020 10:11 pm
by govmentchedda
The Sybian wrote: ↑Mon Nov 23, 2020 9:45 pm
[quote=govmentchedda post_id=250569 time=1572963689 The Villages, the retirement megacommunity that sprouted out of nowhere about 20 years ago,
Any relation to Century Village? My grandparents lived in Century Village in West Palm Beach in the 80s and 90s. Not unlike Seinfeld’s Del Boca Vista.
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Unsure, but I doubt it. A lot of college friends had grandparents that lived in Del Boca Vista type places. The Villages strikes me as pretty goy, although I've not spent much time there.
Re: The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 3:02 pm
by tennbengal
Here’s the follow up on the story - pup and human both doing fine (both bit):
Katrina Morgan, 50, called the [redacted] Police Department about 10 p.m. Saturday, asking for the fire department, because her "p----y" was on fire, according to a [redacted] Police report.
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A 911 call from the incident revealed Morgan asked if their "hose is working" and said "I need somebody to come put it out with their hose," according to the report.
Heard this on Dumb People Town and felt it should be shared.
Was hoping the monkeys were doing the trafficking of some other goods, not being trafficked themselves. Disappointed.
Re: The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread
Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2021 9:39 am
by A_B
rass wrote: ↑Fri Jan 22, 2021 9:37 am
Was hoping the monkeys were doing the trafficking of some other goods, not being trafficked themselves. Disappointed.
That would bring a whole new angle to the idea of trained monkeys.
Re: The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread
Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2021 9:44 am
by tennbengal
Indy, no. Bad dates.
Re: The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread
Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2021 9:47 am
by rass
tennbengal wrote: ↑Fri Jan 22, 2021 9:44 am
Indy, no. Bad dates.
I thought of that monkey, too. It's a Harrison Ford morning for me here, I guess.
tennbengal wrote: ↑Fri Jan 22, 2021 9:44 am
Indy, no. Bad dates.
I thought of that monkey, too. It's a Harrison Ford morning for me here, I guess.
If you start screaming that you didn't kill your wife out of the blue you have cover. Just saying.
Re: The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 12:28 pm
by rass
Monkey labor-related, not FL/OH.
Re: The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 12:35 pm
by The Sybian
rass wrote: ↑Tue Jan 26, 2021 12:28 pm
Monkey labor-related, not FL/OH.
Those monkeys are stealing jobs from children!
Re: The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 12:35 pm
by mister d
Right? And what about slave labor??? Talk about a slippery slope, Target!
Re: The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 12:38 pm
by The Sybian
mister d wrote: ↑Tue Jan 26, 2021 12:35 pm
Right? And what about slave labor??? Talk about a slippery slope, Target!
So I read the article, and I could see this as PETA making a wild allegation, and a company having to defend it's image based on false allegations of monkey slave labor. It said the company was unaware of the farming methods used at Thai coconut farms, and an independent observer went in and found no evidence of monkey labor. Could you imagine having to deal with this allegation if it isn't true?
Re: The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 12:50 pm
by P.D.X.
A company in Thailand ordered a 3rd party audit of itself and found themselves innocent. Air tight.
Re: The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 12:58 pm
by rass
"Those monkeys? They live in those trees. They're not working..."
Re: The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 3:03 pm
by The Sybian
How long before the monkeys start to unionize?
Re: The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 3:07 pm
by sancarlos
Re: The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 3:24 pm
by brian
P.D.X. wrote: ↑Tue Jan 26, 2021 12:50 pm
A company in Thailand ordered a 3rd party audit of itself and found themselves innocent. Air tight.
Ha. Thailand is famously not corrupt.
Re: The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 4:15 pm
by DSafetyGuy
The Sybian wrote: ↑Tue Jan 26, 2021 3:03 pm
How long before the monkeys start to unionize?
Dude, six bananas an hour for minimum wage? Ludicrous.
I can't pay out dividends to my stockholders in happy, fat monkeys.