The Swamp

Posted: **Fri May 26, 2017 2:21 pm**

I just want someone to flood the place to see if it's all bullshit or not, honestly.

Posted: **Fri May 26, 2017 2:33 pm**

I'll have the Ham, Sham and Yafet on rye, hold the mayo.

Posted: **Fri May 26, 2017 2:35 pm**

I'll take two of everything.

Posted: **Thu Jun 01, 2017 8:39 am**

Republican Congressman Says God Will 'Take Care Of' Climate Change

So a Christian version of Inshallah, basically. Religion is fucking retarded.

Posted: **Thu Jun 01, 2017 9:03 am**

That's nothing new. I don't know a Christian who doesn't think everything is a result of God's will. Except earthquakes...that's the homos' fault.

Posted: **Thu Jun 01, 2017 9:05 am**

Yup. God will keep us safe until someone (else) dies and then that was just god's will. If you really think about it, global warming would be a good thing because massive flooding could result in millions of people being "in a better place".

Posted: **Thu Jun 01, 2017 9:35 am**

Jerloma wrote:That's nothing new. I don't know a Christian who doesn't think everything is a result of God's will. Except earthquakes...that's the homos' fault.

What about the tornadoes that hit the bible belt on a regular basis? Who gets the blame for those?

Posted: **Thu Jun 01, 2017 10:21 am**

I was at a funeral yesterday and their version of heaven sounds terrible. I don't want to sing hymns with god. If there's a heaven, I want it to be full of beer, grass, big booty women, and Family Guy reruns. Is that so much to ask?

Posted: **Thu Jun 01, 2017 10:28 am**

And maybe a Bills' Super Bowl win?

Posted: **Thu Jun 01, 2017 10:44 am**

Pruitt wrote:And maybe a Bills' Super Bowl win?

I left out that in my heaven the Bills gave up after Bubba McDowell's pick 6 and the Oilers go on to win the Super Bowl.

Posted: **Thu Jun 01, 2017 11:27 am**

Giff wrote:I was at a funeral yesterday and their version of heaven sounds terrible. I don't want to sing hymns with god. If there's a heaven, I want it to be full of beer, grass, big booty women, and Family Guy reruns. Is that so much to ask?

Yeah, I want to go to Giff's heaven. (but, Rick and Morty instead of Family Guy).

Posted: **Thu Jun 01, 2017 11:42 am**

Same, but maybe petite girls (especially my wife! (who I hope doesn't die!!)) and live sports. And music for when I don't want to watch TV. And twitter.

Posted: **Thu Jun 01, 2017 1:06 pm**

Giff wrote:
Pruitt wrote:And maybe a Bills' Super Bowl win?
I left out that in my heaven the Bills gave up after Bubba McDowell's pick 6 and the Oilers go on to win the Super Bowl.

You know, that game - which I've seen pretty much every year for the past two decades - almost makes up for the Norwood miss and the 3 blow outs in the Super Bowl.

(Sorry)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOWgcPyaq4U

Posted: **Sun Jun 04, 2017 10:46 pm**

Ryan Adams had a few different funny shirts for sale at his concert. The guy next to me got this one. I took a photo of it.

Posted: **Mon Jun 05, 2017 1:53 pm**

Posted: **Mon Jun 26, 2017 12:24 pm**

Scotus decided today 7-2 that churches can be eligible for public grants as long as they are using the $ for "secular" purposes. Welcome to the most slippery slope ever.

Posted: **Mon Jun 26, 2017 2:54 pm**

rass wrote:

A slight exaggeration, but I have never wanted someone to get arrested on either child porn or meth trafficking charges as much as I do this guy.

Posted: **Wed Jun 28, 2017 12:46 pm**

Ten Commandments Go BOOM!

Posted: **Fri Jul 21, 2017 12:24 pm**

This interview is infuriating and holy shit is Tucker Carlson the worst.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzGrGjUosyU

Posted: **Fri Jul 21, 2017 12:26 pm**

According to retweets, Tucker Carlson has used the phrases "going to toilet" and "private parts" in the last few days. He's the worst.

Posted: **Thu Aug 24, 2017 9:12 am**

Mother, Alicia Zeek's reacted to the image with confusion, "When they gave it to us... Umm, to me, it's Jesus. And it looks like Jesus."

Father, Zac Smith also confused by what he was seeing, "this is distinct-- I mean, there's another face looking at my daughter!"

http://fox43.com/2017/08/22/spiritual-s ... o-you-see/

Posted: **Thu Aug 24, 2017 9:14 am**

Looks more like David Crosby to me. But not sure what the theological implications of David Crosby being in your womb are.

Posted: **Thu Aug 24, 2017 9:21 am**

brian wrote:Looks more like David Crosby to me. But not sure what the theological implications of David Crosby being in your womb are.

All praise the Holy Turkey Baster!

Posted: **Thu Aug 24, 2017 9:48 am**

I didn't know who John Abercrombie was until he died yesterday but that's very clearly John Abercrombie passing through this lady's womb.

Posted: **Thu Aug 24, 2017 10:00 am**

I see this dapper gentleman:

Posted: **Fri Aug 25, 2017 10:09 am**

This priest had an interesting plan for revenge against God for poker losses

Posted: **Fri Aug 25, 2017 1:07 pm**

Holy shit and a fucking lawyer ran with it.

Posted: **Fri Aug 25, 2017 1:19 pm**

Jerloma wrote:
Mother, Alicia Zeek's reacted to the image with confusion, "When they gave it to us... Umm, to me, it's Jesus. And it looks like Jesus."

Father, Zac Smith also confused by what he was seeing, "this is distinct-- I mean, there's another face looking at my daughter!"

http://fox43.com/2017/08/22/spiritual-s ... o-you-see/

Three thoughts:

1) That is Manson. And even if it is mini-Jesus, why is he wearing a shirt in the womb?

2) The story was on a segment entitled "Feel Good With Fox43" and not a report with "Oddities" in the title.

3) The pregnant woman was introduced as "an expecting mother."

So this story is an affront to both reason and the English language.

And what do you want to bet that the ultrasound image will be for sale on t-shirts and mugs any day now?

Posted: **Fri Aug 25, 2017 1:59 pm**

Jerloma wrote:Holy shit and a fucking lawyer ran with it.

Well, the check cleared, so...

Posted: **Wed Aug 30, 2017 6:26 pm**

Dank meme.

https://twitter.com/BoringDrew/status/9 ... 0288178176

Posted: **Thu Sep 07, 2017 8:34 am**

This is hysterical.

http://reddit.com/r/bestof/comments/6yl ... _cadfan17/

https://np.reddit.com/r/news/comments/6 ... ?context=3

Posted: **Thu Sep 07, 2017 9:32 am**

Fantastic summary!

Posted: **Thu Sep 07, 2017 10:11 am**

Pruitt wrote:Fantastic summary!

Good job?

Posted: **Thu Sep 07, 2017 10:23 am**

I would read that version of the bible.

Posted: **Thu Sep 07, 2017 11:31 am**

Check out these snowflakes.

I would think the school should also be apologizing to people who believe in unicorns.

Posted: **Sat Sep 09, 2017 1:39 pm**

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/sta ... 6882271232

Posted: **Sat Sep 09, 2017 3:04 pm**

Isn't that why they are exempt from taxes? Because they provide help in their communities?

Posted: **Mon Sep 11, 2017 8:16 am**

The 11 year came back from spending the weekend with the in-laws and has a new book. He introduced it as "pop-pop is telling me these stories are real, but they aren't".

I think one of the books from this series will be a good response to round out his experiences.

Posted: **Mon Sep 11, 2017 11:10 am**

Pruitt wrote:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/906320446882271232

What about the Mosques?

What does he mean by (just like others)? Is he intentionally trying to fan the flames of Christian Oppression, insinuating Churches are treated different than "others" and being denied funds "others" are getting?

Posted: **Mon Sep 11, 2017 11:23 am**

testuser2 wrote:The 11 year came back from spending the weekend with the in-laws and has a new book. He introduced it as "pop-pop is telling me these stories are real, but they aren't".

I think one of the books from this series will be a good response to round out his experiences.

Here's another one with some of the same source material, but a slightly different take on the whole thing.

Maybe not 100% appropriate for an 11-year-old.

The Swamp

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