The Swamp

The Sybian wrote:

bfj wrote:
Ladies and Gentlemen put your two hands together for AB and the Kentucky Goyim.

Authentic klezmer music?

There's no jug player in a klezmer band.

The last bagel left was cinnamon raisin and I really wanted a bagel so I got it and it was not only bad because it was cinnamon raisin but it also had sugar on top so it super bad and also gave me diabetes and there's a very good chance I never eat another cinnamon raisin bagel for the rest of my life.

The good news is that diabetes can take decades off your life so now maybe there's less of a chance of you ever being forced into this situation again.

It really is the worst bagel. I'm blown away by it's mass appeal. Fucking humans.

I even stepped back and thought things over before doing it. In my (slight) defense, I didn't see it beforehand. Had I seen the fucking sugar, I would have been out.

Cinnamon raisin bagels is like Highland Park and Sprite.

i eat cinnamon raisin bagels and put butter on them and i dont give a good goddamn what you people think

Me too. And the butter is free at panera but a scoop of cream cheese costs two bucks. Blueberry and cinnamon sugar are also good.

TT2.0 wrote:i eat cinnamon raisin bagels and put butter on them and i dont give a good goddamn what you people think

You also put helmets on autistic people

Ryan wrote:

TT2.0 wrote:i eat cinnamon raisin bagels and put butter on them and i dont give a good goddamn what you people think

You also put helmets on autistic people

do.....do you not?

Only if there's no cream cheese lol elbow nudge

TT2.0 wrote:i eat cinnamon raisin bagels and put butter on them and i dont give a good goddamn what you people think

Maybe it's a heritage thing, but in my mind, bagels aren't a pastry. A cinnamon-raisin bagel is closer to being a donut than a bagel.

I just had a plain one with Pineapple cream cheese and I don't care who knows it.

A_B wrote:I just had a plain one with Pineapple cream cheese and I don't care who knows it.

Actually, pineapple cream cheese sounds good to me, too. I've never seen it, though.

sancarlos wrote:

A_B wrote:I just had a plain one with Pineapple cream cheese and I don't care who knows it.

Actually, pineapple cream cheese sounds good to me, too. I've never seen it, though.

sancarlos wrote:

A_B wrote:I just had a plain one with Pineapple cream cheese and I don't care who knows it.

Actually, pineapple cream cheese sounds good to me, too. I've never seen it, though.

The first quality bagel after passover is a delight that you non-matzoh eating folks just don't understand

oh and pineapple cream cheese sounds like something that should only be leveraged for making a dessert.

I figure this will spawn the OFFICIAL CRAFT CREAM CHEESE THREAD

wlu_lax6 wrote:The first quality bagel after passover is a delight that you non-matzoh eating folks just don't understand

oh and pineapple cream cheese sounds like something that should only be leveraged for making a dessert.

Countdown has begun...

I'm 100% against anything sweetening up a bagel. No fruit in cream cheese.

A_B wrote:I figure this will spawn the OFFICIAL CRAFT CREAM CHEESE THREAD

It's spelled Kraft

mister d wrote:I'm 100% against anything sweetening up a bagel. No fruit in cream cheese.

Fruit in cream cheese is okay (I like the pineapple stuff), but it has to be on toast, not a bagel.

mister d wrote:I'm 100% against anything sweetening up a bagel. No fruit in cream cheese.

For a kid who went to Catholic school that is very Jewish of you.

Certain things are worth being a purist on.

I like a good sun dried tomato schmear.

Imperiously

We have Friday breakfast meetings here at work, with a different team member responsible for bringing food each week. Bagels are by far the most common (and popular) breakfast item, and as a result I've been able to sample a fair number of offerings from bagel shops in North Jersey (Union/Essex/Bergen). This place might be my personal favorite. Chewy, doughy. Everything bagels generously covered on both sides. Even the veggie cream cheese is great.

If you're ever in a faraway place called "Philadelphia", the veggie cream cheese at Knead is outstanding.

To each his own, but it must be said: bagels are unconditionally horrid.

Unpopular food opinion: while bad bagels most definitely exist, "good bagels" do not.

Rex wrote: ↑Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:27 am Unpopular food opinion: while bad bagels most definitely exist, "good bagels" do not.

Bang on!

Sadly, I must admit that there is always a healthy supply of bagels at my house, but only because my eldest daughter would otherwise skip breakfast...

Fucking idiots.

I eat bagels probably once or twice a week, I don't hate them. But bagel eating is mostly about the avoidance of bad bagels, let's face it.

What a way to go through life.

I had a bagel once, in 2001. That was quite sufficient...

ImaginaryMan wrote: ↑Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:40 am I had a bagel once, in 2001. That was quite sufficient...

That's totally something Morrissey would say.

mister d wrote: ↑Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:42 am

ImaginaryMan wrote: ↑Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:40 am I had a bagel once, in 2001. That was quite sufficient...

That's totally something Morrissey would say.

Ouch mate. Honestly. That is below the belt on a Golota-esque level.

I'm genuinely rethinking my position...

Felt good about that one.

mister d wrote: ↑Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:50 am Felt good about that one.

I bow to you sir. You've found my weakness. Well, one of many. ;-)