NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 (FULL - Teams assigned)

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NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 (FULL - Teams assigned)

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Yes, you can reply to this thread with the word "in". BUT FIRST! Or at least, in a few seconds after you think of a word that rhymes with in, read these notices:

1. We're a long way out from the season, so I'm not putting an end date on this yet. I'll probably assign teams sometime around the NFL draft.
1A. So, if we go past 32 people in a decent amount of time, there will be a lottery or a play-in week of some sort.
1Aa. I reserve the right to throw everyone into that process, no matter how early you signed up
2. We're doing this the same way as two years ago, letting Swampers submit two questions each to be used during the season
2B. So send me an email (ryantfriedman AT gmail) FROM THE EMAIL YOU WOULD CHECK DURING SWAMPCRASH season. I'll email you back with a link to the Google Sheet where you can sign up for categories. There are further instructions at the top of that Sheet.

If you know some infrequent/AWOL swampers or potential new members that this would interest, by all means reach out. I'll facebook it at some point.

THESE SWAMPERS STILL NEED TO SIGN UP FOR QUESTIONS - SEE SPREADSHEET BELOW

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In it to almost win it.
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In.

Also, still worried about Jerloma's foot.
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In.
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tennbengal wrote:In.

Also, still worried about Jerloma's foot.
Glass is out. Sutures are out. Still very tender. I'm going to try to go bootless over the weekend.
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I would like to participate, please. thank you.

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Bump - if there's no last rush today that puts us over the top, I'll remove the potential lottery rule and put everyone in through 32.
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Gammy in via email
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As is...sorry...Diamond!
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Ryan wrote:As is...sorry...Diamond!

Woo-hoo!! Thanks for the heads-up.
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5 more. Anyone?
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AB and GPJ having really good offseasons so far. Love the work they put in. Improvements in key phases of the game.
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Bumping - still need 5 players.

If you're in, but haven't signed up for questions, please do so before you miss out on what you want. Instructions for doing so were emailed a couple weeks ago. PM me if you need them.

I've already received questions from a few people. No big hurry on that part yet.
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I didn't think we'd have a problem filling it that's what she said, but here we are. Anyone else? Was hoping to have signups complete by the draft.
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I'll be in if still possible.
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You're in. 3 left.

See the first post for categories that are still open for question signup. Post here what you want and send me an email from whatever account you want me to use throughout the season.
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I'd be assigning teams right now if we were full. :(
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We've hit a wall, apparently. Thoughts on next steps?

I love the h2h format too much to bag the NFL thing and just have a 29-team free-for-all. If we can't fill the league, do I throw 3 dummy teams in there? No matter how I score them, it's pretty unfair (good or bad) to whoever's in that division.

We could have a lottery and pick 3 people to own a second team. They wouldn't get to write extra questions, though.

I'd take non-swamper friends, I guess.
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Ryan wrote:We've hit a wall, apparently. Thoughts on next steps?

I love the h2h format too much to bag the NFL thing and just have a 29-team free-for-all. If we can't fill the league, do I throw 3 dummy teams in there? No matter how I score them, it's pretty unfair (good or bad) to whoever's in that division.

We could have a lottery and pick 3 people to own a second team. They wouldn't get to write extra questions, though.

I'd take non-swamper friends, I guess.

3 people have to be able to find a friend to join. If not, 3 dummy teams that put up the average score, or maybe the median score?
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I like the idea of the median score on each question so we can make fun of/get made fun of for losing to the dummy hand.
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Also, I blame bensell.


Too soon? I think he'd appreciate jabs from the beyond.
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A_B wrote:Also, I blame bensell.


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Keg wanted to play, but he was afraid he'd miss too many weeks overseas on some dumb serving the country bullsugar. If we can get him back, I could put one Joe Average team in each league. Basically the Dolphins and Cowboys
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