NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 (FULL - Teams assigned)

[Shirley]

I'll do it. Count me in. Ryan, I'll send an email.

[Ryan]

Yay, thanks

[The Sybian]

Keg wanted to play, but he was afraid he'd miss too many weeks overseas on some dumb serving the country bullsugar. If we can get him back, I could put one Joe Average team in each league. Basically the Dolphins and Cowboys

Or let Keg play when he can, Joe average when he misses.

[Ryan]

I'll be posting the team assignments today at 2PM.

[Ryan]

10 Minutes. The draw just took place backstage. There is, in my opinion, at least 1 Division of Death

[govmentchedda]

10 Minutes. The draw just took place backstage. There is, in my opinion, at least 1 Division of Death

Which means, I'm likely not in it! Or, that I'm the only minnow in the group of death.

[Ryan]

So basically, I did a series of sorting with random numbers attached to each Swamper. I took the first sort where the two unclaimed teams ended up in different conferences. No separating of "seeded" teams, like two years ago. First up, those two teams. Then I'll reveal one team at a time in each division.
NE
MIA
NYJ
BUF

IND
JAX
TEN
HOU

CLE
CIN
PIT
BAL

SD
KC - Unclaimed Team One
DEN
OAK

PHI
NYG
WAS
DAL

CAR
TB
NO
ATL

DET
GB
MIN
CHI - Unclaimed Team 2

SF
LA
SEA
ARI

[Ryan]

NE
MIA
NYJ
BUF - Fritz

IND
JAX
TEN - BSF
HOU

CLE
CIN - Pruitt
PIT
BAL

SD
KC - Unclaimed Team One
DEN
OAK

PHI - GoodKarma
NYG
WAS
DAL

CAR
TB
NO - DC47
ATL

DET
GB
MIN
CHI - Unclaimed Team 2

SF
LA - Sancarlos
SEA
ARI

[Ryan]

NE
MIA - Bengal
NYJ
BUF - Fritz

IND
JAX
TEN - BSF
HOU - Rush

CLE - TT
CIN - Pruitt
PIT
BAL

SD
KC - Unclaimed Team One
DEN
OAK - Jerloma

PHI - GoodKarma
NYG
WAS - Shirley
DAL

CAR
TB
NO - DC47
ATL - Sybian

DET
GB - Mister D
MIN
CHI - Unclaimed Team 2

SF - L-Jam
LA - Sancarlos
SEA
ARI

[Giff]

Well we know the NFC West isn't the group of death...

/shotsfired

[Pruitt]

So I'm the Bengals?

I need a shower.

[mister d]

I don't want to be Green Bay I want to be the Yankees.

[Ryan]

So I'm the Bengals?

I need a shower.

Just wait. It's my favorite division.

[Ryan]

NE - PDX
MIA - Bengal
NYJ
BUF - Fritz

IND - Trav
JAX
TEN - BSF
HOU - Rush

CLE - TT
CIN - Pruitt
PIT - AB
BAL

SD
KC - Unclaimed Team One
DEN - Duff
OAK - Jerloma

PHI - GoodKarma
NYG - Cerrano
WAS - Shirley
DAL

CAR - Brian
TB
NO - DC47
ATL - Sybian

DET
GB - Mister D
MIN - BFJ
CHI - Unclaimed Team 2

SF - L-Jam
LA - Sancarlos
SEA
ARI - Giff

[govmentchedda]

Steely McBeam!

[Giff]

Well we know the NFC West isn't the group of death...

/shotsfired

LOL!

[Ryan]

NE - PDX
MIA - Bengal
NYJ - Gunpowder
BUF - Fritz

IND - Trav
JAX - Wlulax
TEN - BSF
HOU - Rush

CLE - TT
CIN - Pruitt
PIT - AB
BAL - Rass

SD - Sabo
KC - Unclaimed Team One
DEN - Duff
OAK - Jerloma

PHI - GoodKarma
NYG - Cerrano
WAS - Shirley
DAL - Cheddah

CAR - Brian
TB - Diamond
NO - DC47
ATL - Sybian

DET - Carwash
GB - Mister D
MIN - BFJ
CHI - Unclaimed Team 2

SF - L-Jam
LA - Sancarlos
SEA - Bronto
ARI - Giff

[Ryan]

And please see the first post in the thread as a reminder to sign up for, and send sometime in the next month or so, questions.

[The Sybian]

I was happy about switching teams so I wouldn't be in Diamond's division anymore. This is bullshit.

[Gunpowder]

I was happy about switching teams so I wouldn't be in Diamond's division anymore. This is bullshit.

Holy Christ your division is insane.

[howard]

CAR - Brian
TB - Diamond
NO - DC47
ATL - Sybian

That is hilarious

[Ryan]

The NFC South has more brainpower than the actual South

[howard]

OK, in. I'll pick da Bears, if I am supposed to pick. I'll go back and read the thread to figure out what I'm supposed to do.

[Ryan]

ALL THE EMOJIS

[howard]

I didn't even look at the groups, I just saw 'Unclaimed Team 2 and took it. Had I looked, the chance to play J-Lo twice a year would've enticed me.

[The Sybian]

The NFC South has more brainpower than the actual South

While I am a supreme genius, I'm usually around the middle or bottom in Swampcrash.

[Ryan]

I didn't even look at the groups, I just saw 'Unclaimed Team 2 and took it. Had I looked, the chance to play J-Lo twice a year would've enticed me.

I'll randomize it tomorrow, so you may get your wish

[degenerasian]

Ill take the spot Howard doesnt get

[Ryan]

NE - PDX
MIA - Bengal
NYJ - Gunpowder
BUF - Fritz

IND - Trav
JAX - Wlulax
TEN - BSF
HOU - Rush

CLE - TT
CIN - Pruitt
PIT - AB
BAL - Rass

SD - Sabo
KC - Howard
DEN - Duff
OAK - Jerloma

PHI - GoodKarma
NYG - Cerrano
WAS - Shirley
DAL - Cheddah

CAR - Brian
TB - Diamond
NO - DC47
ATL - Sybian

DET - Carwash
GB - Mister D
MIN - BFJ
CHI - Degen

SF - L-Jam
LA - Sancarlos
SEA - Bronto
ARI - Giff

[Gunpowder]

I think that's exactly what NFL expansion was like last go round.

[Ryan]

Bump - 6ish weeks to go. Email sent

[Ryan]

UPDATE

-We're doing a preseason week next Tue-Fri. I'll post questions here and email them
-Got a few more submitted questions this past week. See the spreadsheet in the first post of this thread for the latest
-Swampers who need to send me one or both of their questions are RASS, LJAM, MISTER D, BRONTO, HOWARD, DC, SHIRLEY, DIAMOND, GIFF, GOODKARMA, PDX, SYBIAN, BSF, JERLOMA, CHEDDAH, and CARWASH
-Swampers who need to sign up for categories and send me questions are TT, CERRANO, TRAV, DEGEN