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Re: The Official Swamper-specific self-love euphemism thread
Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2020 8:29 am
by mister d
bfj wrote: ↑Mon Oct 19, 2020 8:20 am
I had forgotten about this list, would Making Cream of Crab be an acceptable replacement for mine?
God dammit.
Re: The Official Swamper-specific self-love euphemism thread
Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2020 10:49 am
by Gunpowder
A_B wrote: ↑Mon Oct 19, 2020 7:58 am
The Sybian wrote: ↑Mon Oct 19, 2020 7:44 am
Gunpowder wrote: ↑Mon Oct 19, 2020 6:58 am
Staying safe from the bears
EDIT: properly discarding the trash
Empty the trash can
I prefer spitting hot fire to dropping, but that might not be proper rap terminology.
It might also mean GPJ is on the opposite end of things.
Swallowing hot fire
Re: The Official Swamper-specific self-love euphemism thread
Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2020 12:47 pm
by Ryan
Palm trace landing
Re: The Official Swamper-specific self-love euphemism thread
Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2020 4:54 pm
by P.D.X.
Basement cardio
Re: The Official Swamper-specific self-love euphemism thread
Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2020 5:09 pm
by rass
P.D.X. wrote: ↑Mon Oct 19, 2020 4:54 pmBasement cardio
low ceiling cardio
Re: The Official Swamper-specific self-love euphemism thread
Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2020 5:47 pm
by tennbengal
the Lose my job
Re: The Official Swamper-specific self-love euphemism thread
Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2020 6:11 pm
by TT2.0
Can I get a redo on mine? self medicating was perfect at the time, now a little less so
Re: The Official Swamper-specific self-love euphemism thread
Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2020 6:30 pm
by rass
TT2.0 wrote: ↑Mon Oct 19, 2020 6:11 pm
Can I get a redo on mine? self medicating was perfect at the time, now a little less so
working blue
Re: The Official Swamper-specific self-love euphemism thread
Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2020 6:57 pm
by Johnny Carwash
Paying for his own sweet tea
Re: The Official Swamper-specific self-love euphemism thread
Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2020 7:14 pm
by Johnnie
Zoomin' with Toobin.
Re: The Official Swamper-specific self-love euphemism thread
Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2020 7:17 pm
by mister d
Election night simulation? More like ERECTION night STIMULATION amiright?!?!?!?
Re: The Official Swamper-specific self-love euphemism thread
Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2020 7:29 pm
by Rex
How embarrassing. If I ever end up on a Zoom call with New Yorker writers, just shoot me
Re: The Official Swamper-specific self-love euphemism thread
Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2020 7:41 pm
by bfj
TT2.0 wrote: ↑Mon Oct 19, 2020 6:11 pm
Can I get a redo on mine? self medicating was perfect at the time, now a little less so
Doing spots on a open mic
Punching up a bit
Doing a tight 5
Doing crowd work
Opening for Jesse
Re: The Official Swamper-specific self-love euphemism thread
Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2020 7:45 pm
by tennbengal
Johnnie wrote: ↑Mon Oct 19, 2020 7:14 pm
Zoomin' with Toobin.
That was the "lose my job" reference I made above...
Re: The Official Swamper-specific self-love euphemism thread
Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2020 8:23 pm
by P.D.X.
thank g-d
Re: The Official Swamper-specific self-love euphemism thread
Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2020 8:44 pm
by tennbengal
P.D.X. wrote: ↑Mon Oct 19, 2020 8:23 pmthank g-d
I mean, one swamp atty who may or may not have done that is prob enough...
Re: The Official Swamper-specific self-love euphemism thread
Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2020 8:51 pm
by DaveInSeattle
Re: The Official Swamper-specific self-love euphemism thread
Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2020 8:42 am
by The Sybian
mister d wrote: ↑Mon Oct 19, 2020 7:17 pm
Election night simulation? More like
ERECTION night
STIMULATION amiright?!?!?!?
Erection results?
Re: The Official Swamper-specific self-love euphemism thread
Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2020 9:58 am
by Pruitt
The Sybian wrote: ↑Tue Oct 20, 2020 8:42 am
mister d wrote: ↑Mon Oct 19, 2020 7:17 pm
Election night simulation? More like
ERECTION night
STIMULATION amiright?!?!?!?
Erection results?
Nice!
Analyzing the latest poll?
Re: The Official Swamper-specific self-love euphemism thread
Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2020 10:05 am
by The Sybian
Pruitt wrote: ↑Tue Oct 20, 2020 9:58 am
The Sybian wrote: ↑Tue Oct 20, 2020 8:42 am
mister d wrote: ↑Mon Oct 19, 2020 7:17 pm
Election night simulation? More like
ERECTION night
STIMULATION amiright?!?!?!?
Erection results?
Nice!
Analyzing the latest poll?
Polling the electorate
Re: The Official Swamper-specific self-love euphemism thread
Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2020 11:10 am
by Giff
Hanging Chad*
*If my name was Chad and I was into auto-erotic asphyxiation.
Re: The Official Swamper-specific self-love euphemism thread
Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2020 11:35 am
by Shirley
On a work Zoom
Toobin'
Re: The Official Swamper-specific self-love euphemism thread
Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2020 12:41 pm
by Baloney
Quite the master debater
Re: The Official Swamper-specific self-love euphemism thread
Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2020 12:48 pm
by Rush2112
unstuffing the ballot box.
Re: The Official Swamper-specific self-love euphemism thread
Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2020 1:40 pm
by TT2.0
Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Mon Oct 19, 2020 6:57 pm
Paying for his own sweet tea
I lold
Re: The Official Swamper-specific self-love euphemism thread
Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2020 1:44 pm
by Pruitt
Lubin' Lil' Toobin.
Re: The Official Swamper-specific self-love euphemism thread
Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2020 1:44 pm
by The Sybian
Shirley wrote: ↑Tue Oct 20, 2020 11:35 am
Toobin'
Love this one. I hate when people I truly respect get caught doing stupid shit like this. WTF was he thinking?
Re: The Official Swamper-specific self-love euphemism thread
Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2020 2:20 pm
by P.D.X.
signing a waiver
Re: The Official Swamper-specific self-love euphemism thread
Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2020 6:49 pm
by Rex
Practicing law on his/her own?
Re: The Official Swamper-specific self-love euphemism thread
Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2020 6:51 pm
by Sabo
Rex wrote: ↑Sun Nov 22, 2020 6:49 pm
Practicing law on his/her own?
Maybe practicing law without contingency?
Re: The Official Swamper-specific self-love euphemism thread
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2021 8:59 am
by Ryan
Ocean Matt:
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Re: The Official Swamper-specific self-love euphemism thread
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2021 1:12 pm
by Pruitt
Finding Nemo
Re: The Official Swamper-specific self-love euphemism thread
Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2021 6:35 am
by rass
AB - ground his own burger
(and the "chick roast" typo was funny but seeing it with "sirloin" (Sir Loin?) made it funnier)
Re: The Official Swamper-specific self-love euphemism thread
Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2021 2:59 pm
by The Sybian
rass wrote: ↑Mon Apr 26, 2021 6:35 am
AB - ground his own burger
(and the "chick roast" typo was funny but seeing it with "sirloin" (Sir Loin?) made it funnier)
AB really tossed off a three-for-one bundle of low hanging fruit in that post.
Re: The Official Swamper-specific self-love euphemism thread
Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2021 2:49 pm
by rass
Re: The Official Swamper-specific self-love euphemism thread
Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2021 3:47 pm
by P.D.X.
Saw it coming
Re: The Official Swamper-specific self-love euphemism thread
Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2021 3:55 pm
by Giff
P.D.X. wrote: ↑Wed Jun 02, 2021 3:47 pmSaw it coming
Whose is that?
Re: The Official Swamper-specific self-love euphemism thread
Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2021 12:14 pm
by The Sybian
PDX - Treating his wood
Re: The Official Swamper-specific self-love euphemism thread
Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2021 12:27 pm
by P.D.X.
There's also some specific finishing procedures.
Re: The Official Swamper-specific self-love euphemism thread
Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2021 1:00 pm
by The Sybian
P.D.X. wrote: ↑Fri Jun 04, 2021 12:27 pm
There's also some specific finishing procedures.
Isn't there always?