The Official 2016 Swamp NFL Mock Draft - HAULCITGO is on the clock

[A_B]

This trade give CLE 6 picks in the top 100. That's a pretty good haul of 1-3 talent. Should at least get a few solid starters. My expectations undeniably low. In Paul We Trust.

[Sabo]

Based on my two minutes of research on the Minnesota Vikings' needs, it's evident they need help at wide receiver. I can verify this is a need based on the fact every mock draft I've read so far has the Vikings taking a pass catcher. This mock draft will be no different.

The Vikings select Will Fuller, WR, Notre Dame.

[tennbengal]

The Bengals sprint to the podium and select WR Josh Doctson, TCU (he's the #1 choice for me in real life for them - don't think he gets to 24).

[Gunpowder]

Have the Jets even given up on Geno? I can see not wanting to mess with Fitz's mojo last season after Geno came back from injury but wasn't that dude playing awesome football at the end of 14?

I thought so but i don't think they do.

[Gunpowder]

$5 says loma goes with bj3

[Pruitt]

Well, maybe it's time to redo the mock draft.

The Browns have traded with the Eagles. Eagles get the Browns' first-round pick in 2016 and fourth-rounder in 2017. Browns get Eagles first, third and fourth rounders in 2016 and first and second rounders in 2017.

I love this trade.

Now let's just see who they dredge up to fill these spots.

[Gunpowder]

Jerloma is busy and asked me to make his pick.

While most Steeler fans would likely grab William Jackson III here, I am not most Steeler fans. I think Andrew Billings is going to be a star and I think he can play in sub packages; he's not limited to 30% of the snaps like some fat fuck DTs. This guy is a strong fuck DT. And he's 19. Steelers build from the lines out once again and take ANDREW BILLINGS, DT, BAYLOR.


Just for reference the other guy I think is going to be a star with a capital S is Corey Coleman. Good on whoever took him.

[Sabo]

Blundercrush and the Seahawks have been VIKING'D and will pick whenever they can.

Gunpowder is now on the clock for the Green Bay Packers.

[Gunpowder]

VIKING TIME

This would have been an easy choice of Billings, but I took him yesterday. I usually go BPA (and that would probably be a corner or OL here) but GB needs so much front 7 help so I'll take the next most monstrous DT, VERNON BUTLER, LA TECH.

Don't like the Alabama DLs and don't really like Conklin so Butler it is.

[Gunpowder]

[Gunpowder]

Worst Viking'd ever :(

[Brontoburglar]

The Chiefs will take Jarran Reed, DT, Alabama to team with Dontari Poe and Jaye Howard. Not a bad defensive front three at all.

[phxgators]

With Lyle Sendlein's impending retirement, it's time to add some stability at the center position. The Arizona Cardinals select Ryan Kelly, C, Alabama.

[Tom 1860]

I will draft for those wily Titans if tom1860 doesn't re-surface for this.

Missed this, was it on the front page???

If Tennbengal does not mind, could I take over?

If that is ok, seeing as Michigan State OT Jack Conklin has not been selected at this point, can we delete the Titans' 1st round selection and get rid of Laquon Treadwell (at 15th overall) in exchange for Conklin?

Now that I have attempted to fuck this up, we can all move on...

[Sabo]

I will draft for those wily Titans if tom1860 doesn't re-surface for this.

Missed this, was it on the front page???

If Tennbengal does not mind, could I take over?

If that is ok, seeing as Michigan State OT Jack Conklin has not been selected at this point, can we delete the Titans' 1st round selection and get rid of Laquon Treadwell (at 15th overall) in exchange for Conklin?

Now that I have attempted to fuck this up, we can all move on...

Sorry Tom, but it's too late. There are only three picks remaining, and we're not going to do a second round since the NFL draft starts this Thursday.

[Tom 1860]

Any way Denver can get screwed to make this up to me?

[tennbengal]

I will draft for those wily Titans if tom1860 doesn't re-surface for this.

Now that I have attempted to fuck this up,

Just like the real life Titans!

[Tom 1860]

They always find a way to fuck things up, no doubt they'll draft Sam Bowie or some such shite...

[Sabo]

HaulCitgo hasn't made his pick within the 24-hour time allotment and has been VIKING'D.

Sancarlos is on the clock.

[sancarlos]

Lots of ways the Broncos could go, here, but they need a young QB to groom, so that's what I'm going to draft. If Paxton Lynch was available, I'd go there.

Connor Cook gets lots of love in the mock drafts I've seen, but since I'm the one doing this, I'm going with my own opinion. And, I believe the best available quarterback in our mock draft is not him. The defending National Football League champions, the Denver Broncos select Dak Prescott, quarterback from Mississippi State.

[blundercrush]

The Seahawks will take Germain Ifedi OT out of Texas A&M. I tricked myself really good by not seeing when the actual pick would turn over the first time, thought I had more time than I did. Well it's done now.

[Sabo]

So, I decided to do a little number crunching from our mock draft. Here are some draft superlatives:

Position with most draftees:

5: Defensive tackle (Sheldon Rankins, Robert Nkemdiche, Andrew Billings, Vernon Butler and Jarran Reed)

5: Offensive tackle (Laremy Tunsil, Ronnie Staley, Jason Spriggs, Taylor Decker and Germain Ifedi)

4: Defensive end, Quarterback and Wide Receiver

College with most draftees:

4: Alabama: Reggie Ragland, A'Shawn Robinson, Jarran Reed and Ryan Kelly

4: Ohio State: Joey Bosa, Ezekiel Elliott, Darron Lee and Taylor Decker

3: Ole Miss

Conference with most draftees:

11: SEC (Laremy Tunsil, Vernon Hargreaves, Leonard Floyd, Reggie Ragland, Laquon Treadwell, Robert Nkemdiche, A'Shawn Robinson, Germain Ifedi, Jarran Reed, Ryan Kelly and Dak Prescott)

5: Big Ten (Joey Bosa, Ezekiel Elliott, Darron Lee, Jason Spriggs and Taylor Decker)

3: ACC, Big 12 and PAC-12