The OFFICIAL 2016 Stanley Cup Playoffs Thread

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First time I've ever heard of it. Doesn't sound very California to me.

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My wife was all about them. Then again it may be more widespread in SoCal (she used to live in San Deigo.)
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Wow! I was hoping for a San Jose/Pittsburgh final. Tonight's game and last night's game made me realize that any of these four teams could win the Cup. But still... Go Sharks!!!
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Sharks kinda shit the bed tonight but I still think they'll win the series.
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Exciting game tonight in St. Loo. Each team scored on a baseball-style batting of the puck into the net, and Joe Pavelski's game-winner tip-deflection was a thing of beauty.
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Blues going back to Brian Elliott in net.

(I guess this is officially the western conference stanley cup thread, with the Kessel thread being the eastern conference thread?)
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Hiya SCK. Sorry. Going back to Pittsburgh.

Was Letang's goal the first time this series that Vasilwtf88 never even saw the puck go by him? Hope he's a little frustrated.

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Without Hagelin, you miss the playoffs and I challenge you to prove me wrong.
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mister d wrote:Without Hagelin, you miss the playoffs and I challenge you to prove me wrong.
With Hagelin you win the Cup and I challenge you to prove me wrong.
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With Hagelin as our 2RD, perhaps.
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Fuuuuuuuccckkk!

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So far so good. But I might vomit...
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But it's the good kind of feeling like vomiting. Unlike last night bad kind of feeling like vomiting watching the dubs.

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sancarlos wrote:So far so good. But I might vomit...
Congrats. I hope it wasn't too stressful for you. I'm happy to see the Sharks finally make the Cup. I was a fan when they started out, back in the days of Jeff Hackett, Arturs Irbe, and Doug Wilson. I even saw their first win.

Good lord they were horrible then.
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Same here, congrats! Always liked the Sharks even with the playoff battles with the Flames over the years and throwing Wilson out of the press box.
Great organization and great fanbase.

Make sure you get a jersey with the Stanley Cup Final crest on it, those are always special.
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Thanks, guys. I'm pretty excited about it. Will be watching the Pens and Bolts tonight with interest!
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sancarlos wrote:Thanks, guys. I'm pretty excited about it. Will be watching the Pens and Bolts tonight with interest!
When you hear the phrase "The Sharks are waiting for the winner" uttered on tv tonight you'll wet yourself a little.
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sancarlos wrote:Thanks, guys. I'm pretty excited about it. Will be watching the Pens and Bolts tonight with interest!
Beats watching the Warriors
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In puddles over here.
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Rust. Never. Sleeps.
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Ditto.

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Congrats, Rass. Good luck, SanCarlos.
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govmentchedda wrote:Congrats, Rass. Good luck, SanCarlos.
Thanks bud.

Wait, what????

That kid you have in goal is fucking great.
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rass wrote:
govmentchedda wrote:Congrats, Rass. Good luck, SanCarlos.
Thanks bud.

Wait, what????

That kid you have in goal is fucking great.
Gonna be hard to pull for the team that beat us.
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If I'm being honest, I think the most painful result would have been seeing three of our players (and two 1sts) win it.
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Yeah, I gotcha. I usually have a hard time even watching.
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And if I can tell a quick, no one fucking cares but me story, the last time the Pens played TB in the playoffs, Sid was in the middle of his concussion crisis and did not play, the Pens PP was putrid, and I was driving home from Hershey in the middle of an 8-2 TB game that I managed to find on the radio.

And now I'm going to Hershey tomorrow. Will be home by Monday evening.

Also, I have a co-worker who for years has talked hockey with me, staying up with her sons (who played in HS) to watch playoff games. One of her sons is a Pens fan. The other is a Sharks fan.

Everyone send a good feeling to Judy, please.
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(Condolences, Chedda, but welcome to the Sharks' bandwagon!)
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sancarlos wrote:

(Condolences, Chedda, but welcome to the Sharks' bandwagon!)
best bandwagon to be on!
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rass wrote:
govmentchedda wrote:Congrats, Rass. Good luck, SanCarlos.
Thanks bud.

Wait, what????

That kid you have in goal is fucking great.
I'd be hard-pressed not to call him the MVP of the series.
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Jerloma wrote:
rass wrote:
govmentchedda wrote:Congrats, Rass. Good luck, SanCarlos.
Thanks bud.

Wait, what????

That kid you have in goal is fucking great.
I'd be hard-pressed not to call him the MVP of the series.
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2-2 after 2. It's getting tense.
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Sure does seem the first step in any illegal hit review by the DoPS is "who is the offender and is he the type we think would throw a dirty hit?"
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mister d wrote:Sure does seem the first step in any illegal hit review by the DoPS is "who is the offender and is he the type we think would throw a dirty hit?"
Are you talking about the Marleau hit on Rust?
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I am.
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Also will depend if Rust can play in Game 2 or not.

If I were the Pens I would announce that Rust is dead.
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No supplemental discipline was announced on my twitter at like 9:00 AM. Has that been walked back?
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There's no way that is worthy of supplemental discipline. A short guy and a tall guy hit. Didn't do anything to exacerbate the hit. And, as far as his background, Marleau is a former Lady Byng finalist. His PIM totals are very low every year.
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