I Bought a Coconut

[mister d]

Now what? I've baked/cooked with coconut milk and shredded coconut but I've never done more with a whole coconut than pick it up and shake it next to my ear most every time I walk by them. I'm not even sure how to properly open it without spilling.

[rass]

pics or it didn't happen

[Gunpowder]

If your experience is anything like mine, you'll be disappointed.

Take a screwdriver and a hammer and open it. Struggle and scrape away the "meat". Eat it and be like, "I thought this would be so much better".

[Rex]

Throw it out. They're nasty.

[P.D.X.]

Carefully shear off an end with a machete so some meat is exposed, but don't go so deep to penetrate into the cavity and spill the milk. Where the meat is exposed, cut a hole large enough to pour some rum and pineapple juice and put some ice cubes through. Put in some rum, pineapple juice, and ice. Mix and insert straw.

Alternately, empty the milk and above ingredients into a shaker, then shake and return to coconut.

[wlu_lax6]

Put a lime in it and drink it all up
Put a lime in it and drink it all up
Put a lime in it and drink it all up
Call A Doctor Wake Him Up

Should fix stomach ache

[Ryan]

You should have stopped at the Samoan Skull Emporium on the way home

[mister d]

Carefully shear off an end with a machete so some meat is exposed, but don't go so deep to penetrate into the cavity and spill the milk.

Sooo ... I was right to think I should have waited until I had my cleaver back from storage?