PRESEASON SWAMPCRASH

[mister d]

I was going to tell Mister D to fuck off over the Zoilo Versalles answer, but it's his birthday so I'll let it pass.

I was also mad about this.

[L-Jam3]

Wait a minute. When the fuck did Earl Campbell die?

[tennbengal]

No shit, not Russell? Wow.

[Ryan]

Q9 -Name a school that plays at the Division 1 in basketball or FBS in football where the women's teams have a different official nickname than the men's teams (9)
NOTE: Teams that just put the word "Lady" in front of their usual full name do NOT count, such as the Tennessee Lady Vols or the, and this is real, Howard Lady Bison. Three correct answers do use "Lady" but not in this simple way
CORRECT ANSWERS
Hawai'i Rainbow Wahine (1) - Howard
Oklahoma State Cowgirls (1) - BFJ
Stephen F Austin Ladyjacks (1) - Giff
Wyoming Cowgirls (1) - Sancarlos
USC Women of Troy (2) - GKarma, Ljam
Western Kentucky Lady Toppers (2) - Fritz, Sabo
Louisiana Tech Lady Techsters (3) - Brian, Carwash, Rush
UMass Minutewomen (3) - Diamond, Trav, Wlulax

INCORRECT ANSWERS (8)
Navy - Rass, Shirley
Army - AB
Notre Dame - BSF
Wake Forest - Cheddah
Rutgers - Duff
San Francisco - Gunpowder
Stanford - Jerloma
Harvard - Mister D
Alabama - Sybian
McGill - Pruitt
No Answer - Bengal, Degen

LEFTOVERS
Mississippi Valley State Devilettes
Central Arkansas Sugar Bears!

THRU 9
38 Mister D
39 Diamond
39 Giff
39 Pruitt
40 BSF
40 Carwash
41 BFJ
41 GoodKarma
41 L-Jam
44 Chedda
44 Rush
45 Howard
46 Gunpowder
46 Rass
46 Sancarlos
46 Wlulax
48 Shirley
51 Brian
53 Travzilla
56 Sybian
59 Duff
60 Degen
61 AB
61 Sabo
62 Fritz
62 Jerloma
65 Bengal
100 Bronto
100 Cerrano
100 DC47
100 PDX
100 TT

[brian]

No shit, not Russell? Wow.

I guessed Russell too. But blocks weren't a stat when he played.

[Ryan]

Q10 -Name any DEFENSIVE player in the top 30 of the NFL Network's Top 100 Players of 2016, as voted on by the players themselves (12)
CORRECT ANSWERS
Geno Atkins (1) - Bengal
Patrick Peterson (1) - BFJ
Darrelle Revis (1) - Mister D
Richard Sherman (1) - Pruitt
Tyrann Mathieu (3) - Degen, Howard, Wlulax
Josh Norman (3) - GKarma, Gunpowder, Jerloma
Von Miller (4) - Cheddah, Sancarlos, Shirley, Trav
J.J. Watt (4) - Brian, Duff, Fritz, Giff
Khalil Mack (5) - Diamond, Ljam, Rush, Sabo, Sybian

INCORRECT ANSWERS (10)
Ray Lewis - AB
Vontae Davis - BSF
Martellus Bennett - Carwash
Cameron Heyward - Rass

LEFTOVERS
Luke Kuechly
Aaron Donald
Justin Houston

FINAL
39 Mister D
40 Pruitt
42 BFJ
43 Giff
44 Diamond
44 GoodKarma
46 L-Jam
48 Chedda
48 Howard
49 Gunpowder
49 Rush
49 Wlulax
50 BSF
50 Carwash
50 Sancarlos
52 Shirley
55 Brian
56 Rass
57 Travzilla
61 Sybian
63 Degen
63 Duff
65 Jerloma
66 Bengal
66 Fritz
66 Sabo
71 AB

110 Bronto
110 Cerrano
110 DC47
110 PDX
110 TT

[tennbengal]

Tied for last! Pre-season, baby!

[BSF21]

Hail Mary on Vonte falls short.

GG guys.

Louisiana Tech Lady Techsters

^
Right? Shopping and Techsting. Women be.

[mister d]

[howard]

Have a nice little song, D.

[Ryan]

A note for the regular season - if there's an edit to a question like the NBA blocks thing, I'll always post an alert and change the original post. If you copy the questions down on Monday and answer them at some point without ever really looking at the thread again, you may miss a clarification. I'm also not going to email everyone whenever there's an edit, so be sure to follow the thread.

Week 1 begins September 5th, featuring performances by Howard, Duff, Rass, and Ljam (if he gets me his question in time)

[Jerloma]

Am I officially the first person whose SC answer was someone he went to high school with?

[Johnny Carwash]

I continue to be pathologically incapable of finishing outside of the middle of the pack in a Swampcrash I am not running myself.

Thinking Martellus Bennett was a defensive player shows how much my NFL knowledge has waned. (I guess I was confusing him with Michael Bennett?)

Thanks for the game Ryan, looking forward to the season.

[rass]

Selectively read 2 questions this week, which I guess is one more than normal. Good thing it's the preseason.

Thanks ryan.

[brian]

Am I officially the first person whose SC answer was someone he went to high school with?

I'd be shocked if Howard hadn't at some point.

[A_B]

We all went to school with Sportos, loma.

[mister d]

Am I officially the first person whose SC answer was someone he went to high school with?

I'd be shocked if Howard hadn't at some point.

And if he didn't go to school with them, you know he's hung out with them.

[howard]

Am I officially the first person whose SC answer was someone he went to high school with?

When we get to the "USA Water Polo Hall of Famers" question, you won't be the last.

Week 1 begins September 5th, featuring performances by Howard, Duff, Rass, and Ljam (if he gets me his question in time)

[sancarlos]

Am I officially the first person whose SC answer was someone he went to high school with?

Wilt Chamberlain?

[Pruitt]

So close!

2008 Lions were 4-0 in preseason.

[TT2.0]

sorry guys. finally have a computer again. am in on the next one