What the fuck is wrong with people (thread)

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Sorry, Flaco.
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Oh man, I'm so sorry to hear that Flaco.
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Sorry to hear, flaco.
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elflaco2 wrote: Thu Oct 06, 2022 1:30 pm came home late last night from the pub to a text message from a buddy down in MD.. call me he said.
i did. he told me to sit down, really, sit down.
what?
Tom's been murdered...remember he told us about that crazy ex student of his... guy walked in and shot him.
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wtf. why. how. why? what.

we didn't go to HS together (although our schools were rivals) didnt' go to college together (although he was roomies with my friends) knew him for 30yrs. really got to know him by going on the annual ski/snowboard trip out west. great guy. nice guy. one of the smartest people i've ever met, academic. could talk any subject.
gone. shot. dead. made the national news. guy who did it got caught.

i've gone the day on and off. i mean we weren't close except that one week a year. no matter. he was a friend. boss told me to take the day. i've just tuned half my meetings off.
Holy crap. I'm so sorry, Flaco.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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That is awful news, Flaco.
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Sorry man, that's awful.
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I'm sorry, that's awful.
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Wow. I'm sorry elflaco. I was just reading up on the incident (assuming your buddy was the professor at Arizona).
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Sorry, flaco.
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The fuck your feelings crowd are easily upset

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But seriously. What. the. fuck.

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JFC.

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Just a vague feeling that these guys weren't selling items that come with a money-back guarantee.
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Baloney wrote: Mon Oct 10, 2022 11:46 am The fuck your feelings crowd are easily upset
One of the more hilarious things at this point is to be called a snowflake by one of these fucking morons. Same vein of people talking about protecting "their freedoms" and wanting to ban abortion, books, certain types of flags, forcing you to pledge allegiance to a flag, etc etc and so on.

Hypocrites barely scratches the surface.
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tennbengal wrote: Thu Oct 13, 2022 12:38 pm But seriously. What. the. fuck.

There are two paths for loser meatheads who peaked in high school. They either become cops or sales bros.
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California man arrested for driving his Tesla off a 250 to 300-foot cliff, with his (presumably) wife and children in the car. Everyone survived.

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Was it Officer Musk who determined the car's autopilot was absolutely not a factor?
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mister d wrote: Wed Jan 04, 2023 1:01 pm Was it Officer Musk who determined the car's autopilot was absolutely not a factor?
“There has been no determination as to what driving mode the Tesla was in; however, that does not appear to be a contributing factor in this incident,” Elon Musk with the highway patrol said.
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Sources who asked not to be named added that the suspect also has a long history of being a "woke beta pedophile".
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I bet a family of golden retrievers in an Outback wouldn't survive that fall...
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rass wrote: Wed Jan 04, 2023 1:38 pm I bet a family of golden retrievers in an Outback wouldn't survive that fall...
Well we know who the prime suspects would be there, of course.
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rass wrote: Wed Jan 04, 2023 1:38 pm I bet a family of golden retrievers in an Outback wouldn't survive that fall...
Especially if they just ate some of those amazing cheese fries.
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Canadian International
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Pruitt IV wrote: Wed Jan 04, 2023 5:34 pm Oh good lord...

Colorado ex-funeral directors jailed for selling body parts
How do they figure this part out?
from the article wrote:Several relatives who had used Hess for cremations later learned they had received back ashes mixed with the remains of other people.
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Reaper wrote: Wed Jan 04, 2023 11:28 pm
Pruitt IV wrote: Wed Jan 04, 2023 5:34 pm Oh good lord...

Colorado ex-funeral directors jailed for selling body parts
How do they figure this part out?
from the article wrote:Several relatives who had used Hess for cremations later learned they had received back ashes mixed with the remains of other people.
Taste?
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And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Pruitt IV wrote: Wed Jan 04, 2023 5:34 pm Oh good lord...

Colorado ex-funeral directors jailed for selling body parts
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She's 40 in that pic which keeps with the "being evil ages you" logic.
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I wish these fuckers would start with themselves.
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Steve of phpBB wrote: Thu Jan 05, 2023 1:25 pm
Apparently nothing to see here, just another routine domestic murder.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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So now we just wait and see if its a cop / ex-cop.
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mister d wrote: Thu Jan 05, 2023 3:55 pm So now we just wait and see if its a cop / ex-cop.
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Some people in America just don't fucking get it. This Karen got what she deserved, yet still feels like she was treated unfairly.

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What I deserve is a fast-forward option.
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NorCal I assume?
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The only goat in SoCal is Lebron.
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govmentchedda wrote: Sat Apr 01, 2023 9:47 am The only goat in SoCal is Lebron.
Damn right.
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