The Swamp

Hey guys, Hodor's here!

HODOR

He ran the table!

AussieDave wrote:He ran the table!

He's like a well hung version of TB.

He is already out of Dan Smith, BYU already. I'm jealous

Damn. I noticed I was alone the other night and was going to try and give the forum it's first run. But after 4 posts I got bored.

Way to persevere Hodor!!

Hodor

Hodor needs a sword through his typing hand. I can't tell if anything is new or just Hodor.

Hodor

I haven't read the books, but I have a sneaking suspicion that the series concludes with Tyrion and Hodor teaming up to form MasterBlaster.

Where's an admin/moderator when you need one.

Cause I'm tired of Bronto's shit.

AB_skin_test wrote:Where's an admin/moderator when you need one.

Cause I'm tired of Bronto's shit.

I am so confused.

that's just like you.

In all seriousness, I thought about deleting them, but it's a fine piece of performance art. If it happens again and I'm around I'll put a stop to it.

AB_skin_test wrote:that's just like you.

maybe I should make the Ball of Confusion thread my own.

Brontoburglar wrote:

AB_skin_test wrote:that's just like you.

maybe I should make the Ball of Confusion thread my own.

He doesn't like you.

I don't like you either. You just watch yourself.

Johnny Carwash wrote:I haven't read the books, but I have a sneaking suspicion that the series concludes with Tyrion and Hodor teaming up to form MasterBlaster.

This is fantastic.

brian wrote:In all seriousness, I thought about deleting them, but it's a fine piece of performance art. If it happens again and I'm around I'll put a stop to it.

I felt the same. The last was at 7:04 am, I was waiting to see if it kept going.

My favourite was the time he posted in all caps. That was sweet.

rass wrote:

Brontoburglar wrote:

AB_skin_test wrote:that's just like you.

maybe I should make the Ball of Confusion thread my own.

He doesn't like you.

I don't like you either. You just watch yourself.

This little one's not worth the effort. Come, let me buy you a drink. How many star systems are you wanted on, Dr. Evazan?

Makes it tough to see which threads have new posts. But, if you guys find this sort of thing entertaining, then by all means, be entertained.

HODOR!

OK, so I don't watch Game of Thrones. What is this Hodor thing about? Is it a legit Swamper making some sort of really funny joke? Or is it just annoying?

Shirley wrote:OK, so I don't watch Game of Thrones. What is this Hodor thing about? Is it a legit Swamper making some sort of really funny joke? Or is it just annoying?

He's a big dumb guy who can't say anything other than his own name.

Consider it an homage to Ye Swampe of Olde

It brings back two things that used to be common.... phony aliases, and shooting for run of page 1 of the board.

As for which threads have new posts, the Hodor game stopped at 7:04 am, so any post after then is fresh and new.

ZMan wrote:Consider it an homage to Ye Swampe of Olde

It brings back two things that used to be common.... phony aliases, and shooting for run of page 1 of the board.

As for which threads have new posts, the Hodor game stopped at 7:04 am, so any post after then is fresh and new.

That's fine and all if you actually post something useful - even slightly - in every thread. Otherwise, you're just fucking up the board.

Shirley wrote:

ZMan wrote:Consider it an homage to Ye Swampe of Olde

It brings back two things that used to be common.... phony aliases, and shooting for run of page 1 of the board.

As for which threads have new posts, the Hodor game stopped at 7:04 am, so any post after then is fresh and new.

That's fine and all if you actually post something useful - even slightly - in every thread. Otherwise, you're just fucking up the board.

i'm with shirley. plus, it's not a real "run" when you're the same one word in each thread.

it's more akin to a stoke result.

Shirley wrote:

ZMan wrote:Consider it an homage to Ye Swampe of Olde

It brings back two things that used to be common.... phony aliases, and shooting for run of page 1 of the board.

As for which threads have new posts, the Hodor game stopped at 7:04 am, so any post after then is fresh and new.

That's fine and all if you actually post something useful - even slightly - in every thread. Otherwise, you're just fucking up the board.

Yeah, if Bengal would have just posted "Bengal" when he made his epic full page run back in the day, it wouldn't have been celebrated. He would have been deported to Laos.

Shirley wrote:OK, so I don't watch Game of Thrones. What is this Hodor thing about? Is it a legit Swamper making some sort of really funny joke? Or is it just annoying?

I hadn't considered the possibility of it being a legit Swamper. I just assumed we were under attack.

I dunno, the one time I tried, I posted smarmy remarks, jokey comebacks, and basically anything that came to my head. Trying to make 40+ meaningful, insightful posts as fast as possible is redonkulously hard.

FWIW, I'm not saying I want to see it happening regularly. I just enjoyed this one. Especially because I just started watching GoT, and think the Hodor char is hysterical. He's pretty much there solely for comic relief in S1. Maybe his role grows in S2 & S3, I don't know.

I assumed it was a regular the whole time, mainly because so far, the bots have all been wonderful names like "STraagaieond" or "5hdh84hd3"

ZMan wrote:I dunno, the one time I tried, I posted smarmy remarks, jokey comebacks, and basically anything that came to my head. Trying to make 40+ meaningful, insightful posts as fast as possible is redonkulously hard.

FWIW, I'm not saying I want to see it happening regularly. I just enjoyed this one. Especially because I just started watching GoT, and think the Hodor char is hysterical. He's pretty much there solely for comic relief in S1. Maybe his role grows in S2 & S3, I don't know.

I assumed it was a regular the whole time, mainly because so far, the bots have all been wonderful names like "STraagaieond" or "5hdh84hd3"

that's fine. that's sporting of you. that's kind of the idea.

Johnny Carwash wrote:

Shirley wrote:OK, so I don't watch Game of Thrones. What is this Hodor thing about? Is it a legit Swamper making some sort of really funny joke? Or is it just annoying?

He's a big dumb guy who can't say anything other than his own name.

sounds pretty derivative

So, guys: yay or nay to me posting "Peniscakes" in 50 consecutive threads?

Johnny Hotcakes wrote:So, guys: yay or nay to me posting "Peniscakes" in 50 consecutive threads?

Nay to "Peniscakes."

Yay to "Icepeniscakes."

I'll stop posting for awhile here so that I don't end up inadvertently Hodoring this bitch.

Hodor had a great debut for the Swamp, no question.

But that pales in comparison to how much better the Swamp is when Johnny Hotcakes is here and posting.

@_GRRM_ wrote:I'm in a rush to finish the next book, so the entire second half will be written from Hodor's perspective.

Hodor.

Don't get ahead of yourself. We didn't see him actually die.

You can't imagine how confusing all of this is for people who don't watch the show but apparently follow exclusively GoT fans on twitter.