Random Hagiography

[brian]

[Steve of phpBB]

She clearly isn't even trying anymore. If she ever was.

Or maybe she's just happy that Trump didn't sell her out just as her book is being released.

[Johnnie]

According to reports, the Roast of Rob Lowe turned into an evisceration of her.

[howard]

According to reports, the Roast of Rob Lowe turned into an evisceration of her.

[sancarlos]

Some of the lines, from a USA Today story:

"Ann Coulter wants to help Trump make America great again. You can start by wearing a burka. You have a face that would make doves cry," said roast veteran Jeff Ross, who was dressed in purple as Prince. "That voice, it's like fingernails on a chalkboard in an inner-city school you wanna defund," he said. "Ann's against gay marriage. What's your thinking on that? If I can't get a husband they shouldn't, either?"

Saturday Night Live cast member Pete Davidson quipped, “If you are here, Ann, who is scaring the crows away from our crops?”
Former NFL quarterback Peyton Manning had a joke about her appearance, too: "I just realized that I'm not the only athlete up here tonight. As you all know, earlier this year Ann Coulter won the Kentucky Derby."
There were also lines about Coulter's political views. "Ann Coulter has written 11 books, 12 if you count Mein Kampf," said comedian Nikki Glaser. "Ann, you're awful. The only person you will ever make happy is the Mexican who digs your grave."
"She seems stiff and conservative, but Ann gets wild in the sheets. Just ask the Klan," said Roast Master David Spade. "It looks like she’s having a good time. I haven’t seen her laugh this hard since Trayvon Martin got shot."

Folk singer Jewel won the crowd over with this: “As a feminist I can’t support everything that’s been said tonight," she said, "but as someone who hates Ann Coulter, I’m delighted.”
But British comedian Jimmy Carr really let Coulter have it. He called her "repugnant," "hateful," and "hatchet-faced." "But it's not too late to change that," he said. "You could kill yourself."

[Ryan]

My favorite's the one where they hate her and make fun of her face.

[DaveInSeattle]

That couldn't be more insane. Peak insanity.

[Rush2112]

But British comedian Jimmy Carr really let Coulter have it. He called her "repugnant," "hateful," and "hatchet-faced." "But it's not too late to change that," he said. "You could kill yourself."

Jimmy is fantastic.

[sancarlos]

If you want to watch it, the Rob Lowe roast is televised tonight on Comedy Central.

[bfj]

If you want to watch it, the Rob Lowe roast is televised tonight on Comedy Central.

The jokes about her weren't all that funny, but the looks on her face after each joke were priceless. Pretty weak roast, IMHO.

[Gunpowder]

Yeah, they were mostly forced, but while she was the target moreso than the others it was not nearly as bad as what I would have expected. If she is sad that she was being targeted exclusively, she's a moron.