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Random thoughts/images/shit that makes you feel old thread
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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Just go for the distinguished old moneyed look. Loafers without socks and drape on a cardigan while you read in a chair with your glasses. Maybe someone will want to ride on your yacht.
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You've clearly never met AB.
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Definitely more of a steal glasses from a dead space pirate kind of guy. life=art
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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About a year ago, I noticed that I had to take my glasses off, or look underneath my lenses, if I wanted to read anything up close. Feels bad, man. I don't think my trendy little hipster frames could handle bifocals.
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As an old who has been using reading glasses for years, my advice is to get several pairs because they are never handy when you need them. Dollar Store, Costco, etc.
And, you kids get offa my lawn!
And, you kids get offa my lawn!
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AB is clearly new money. Can't pull off that old money look.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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You know what you need? A lyrical sucker punch to the face.
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Nah. You should buy a *bigger* boat.
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I rarely drive Steamboats, Sabo! There's a lot of shit you don't know about me. Stop trying to make me look like some kind of steamboat operator!
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Stop writing your dad letters in invisible ink! I know that letter took a harsh turn...
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20/20 and 20/25
Can’t really see right now, dialated. Kind of fun.
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San Carlos was right. But a pair for every place you could ever potentially read.
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i officially am more gray haired than dark brownhaired, and my pitiful goateeis going gray which seems ridiculously unfair since genetics doesnt think im old dnough to get to grow a mustache but apparently im old enough for gray hair. fuck this shit man...im still waiting on chest hair
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I've got a hair related issue that makes me feel VERY old indeed.
Very old.
Very old.
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I grow a fuller, better beard now than when I was 30. Except that the whiskers are white.TT2.0 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 31, 2019 3:02 am i officially am more gray haired than dark brownhaired, and my pitiful goateeis going gray which seems ridiculously unfair since genetics doesnt think im old dnough to get to grow a mustache but apparently im old enough for gray hair. fuck this shit man...im still waiting on chest hair
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20 year ago Wally goes off for 43 in the NCAA tourney to beat UW by 1
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One of the greatest days of my life.
I would like expensive whiskey.
We only have beer & wine...
What am I, 12?
We only have beer & wine...
What am I, 12?
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That made me realize this year will be 21 straight years of taking off work/skipping school for the first two days of March Madness.
well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
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I know I'm supposed to hate Miami and all, but I was rooting for them to go far.
Charlie Coles is the man.
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Looked at the University at Buffalo basketball roster and realized every player on the team was born while I attended college, except the Freshman, who were born a year later. Next year's freshman will be born in 2000. Fuck!
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Oooh. Do any of them bear a resemblance to you?The Sybian wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 11:47 am Looked at the University at Buffalo basketball roster and realized every player on the team was born while I attended college, except the Freshman, who were born a year later. Next year's freshman will be born in 2000. Fuck!
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I could probably count the number of players born while I attended college in the entire tournament on my fingers.
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Same here, except insert "coaches" instead of players.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Bolo Yeung is 72 years old...if the name does not mean anything to you how about
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I don't understand why more people don't simply sign up for Budget FastBreak program.
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Hertz, for me, but yes.
Until everything is less insane, I'm mixing weed with wine.
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Avis, for me, but yes.
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I was going for funny with that post, but may have been too obscure a cross thread callback...
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I look exactly like my best female friend with that Snapchat filter everyone is using right now. It's kinda funny and kinda weird.
Edit.
This doesn't make me feel old or anything. I forgot that there is a different random thoughts thread
And, now I feel old because Alzheimer's.
Edit.
This doesn't make me feel old or anything. I forgot that there is a different random thoughts thread
And, now I feel old because Alzheimer's.
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My daughter looks exactly like me
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I have never used Snapchat.
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I would have had no idea had I not just spent two days with a college sophomore.
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Same, but I was pacing myself on the old-people-feeling. I do know what it is, but I've never used it.
Totally Kafkaesque
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I can't keep up with Fortnite. First video game where I legitimately can't even play it badly, just can't keep up with the building part of it. (for anyone who's played starcraft multiplayer competitively...that doesn't count.)
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blundercrush wrote: ↑Mon May 13, 2019 6:36 pm I can't keep up with Fortnite. First video game where I legitimately can't even play it badly, just can't keep up with the building part of it. (for anyone who's played starcraft multiplayer competitively...that doesn't count.)
I feel that way about a lot of games. I don't mind being challenged, but I'd rather not have it piss me the fuck off or just be something that my old ass fingers can't do fast enough.
ETA: They need to port shit so we can play it on a Sega controller, too many fucking buttons and my brain has trouble figuring out which bumper/trigger combination does some stupid action that's integral to the game.
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Someone hacked AB's account.
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Blame it on my juice.
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