Major flashbacks to one of maybe two times I got in trouble in elementary school when the art teacher would come to our class with her rolling supply cart and I called it the art fart cart. It killed, by the way.
Re: Farts
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2017 1:42 pm
by Nonlinear FC
Pruitt wrote:
Shirley wrote:For the more artistically inclined ...
This site is like Netflix... You forget to read a thread or forget about it's existence, then on a slow day or maybe you're mood changes, you pop into a thread and... Boom... Magic.
Can we definitively confirm that isn't Deshaun Watson under there?
Re: Farts
Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2021 3:01 pm
by EnochRoot
MaxWebster wrote: ↑Mon Nov 30, 2020 8:46 am
i missed this the first time around and now i've watched it like 20x in a row. didn't know i needed this on a monday morning.
can't wait to be the mature dad and play it for my kids.
OK, I laughed myself to tears, sobered up, and then fell apart again.
It's the right kind of fart, too. Too exaggerated and it oversells the humor. It's just...the perfect ass blast.
Re: Farts
Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2021 3:11 pm
by P.D.X.
The reverb is
Re: Farts
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2022 11:29 am
by rass
Re: Farts
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2022 12:27 pm
by P.D.X.
Like she's done farting?
Re: Farts
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2022 12:30 pm
by The Sybian
P.D.X. wrote: ↑Wed Jan 05, 2022 12:27 pm
Like she's done farting?
Bottling and shipping is too stressful with a heart condition.
Is there a back story to this?
Re: Farts
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2022 12:32 pm
by mister d
Alright, I read it so no one else has to. She altered her diet to farts-only foods to increase inventory which gave her extreme gas which led to feeling pressure near her heart. Marketing 101, baby.
Re: Farts
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2022 12:32 pm
by P.D.X.
I mean... might as well just capture a few au naturale if it was the forcing of them that caused her issue
Re: Farts
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2022 1:45 pm
by The Sybian
Or just ship empty bottles and say you farted in them. If someone is dumb enough to pay for that, they deserve to get scammed. I mean, there is no way a bottled fart still smells, right? And who the hell wants that, anyways? I'm not trying to kink shame here, but I just don't get that one.
Re: Farts
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2022 2:43 pm
by P.D.X.
The Sybian wrote: ↑Wed Jan 05, 2022 1:45 pm
I mean, there is no way a bottled fart still smells, right?
And a challenge is born.
Re: Farts
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2022 2:46 pm
by P.D.X.
But really, how do you fart in a bottle? You'd have to fill the bottle while simultaneously displacing the air in the bottle. It would require some sort of negative pressure or vacuum set up. And then you'd have to cap it super quick.