Official Spammer Discussion Thread

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Mon Apr 15, 2013 9:50 am

Glad to see nobody opened the thread about Russian Family Incest Shows. I know a lot of Swampers were big fans of The Ivanovich Family Fuckfest on The Learning Channel, but you didn't fall for it. Good on you.

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 6:44 am

I bet he can find them here.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 7:06 am

Think I wasted some prime sarcasm on this Alexei Millerovich fella.

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 7:49 am

Pruitt wrote:Think I wasted some prime sarcasm on this Alexei Millerovich fella.

I think he likes you.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 8:54 am

I'm thinking of setting up the Canadian franchise of milleralexmart.com

cerrano · Post by **cerrano** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 8:54 am

rass wrote:
Pruitt wrote:Think I wasted some prime sarcasm on this Alexei Millerovich fella.
I think he likes you.

the bots are becoming self-aware.

Post by **Shirley** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 10:40 am

I'm gonna delete that thread. It threw me off when he actually replied, but now I know my initial suspicions were correct.

rass · Post by **rass** » Mon Nov 24, 2014 6:16 am

Yikes. Though the "the good movie thread" is pretty delightful stream of gibberish.

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rass · Post by **rass** » Mon Nov 24, 2014 6:17 am

Ooo. The Nike one is better.

Post by **Shirley** » Mon Nov 24, 2014 10:20 am

Just saw his (its?) posts and deleted them all.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 7:00 am

Is someone who creates an account to ask a question about a snow blower in June a spammer, or just eccentric?

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 7:04 am

I love the user name, and hope he's just looking for an off season deal.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 8:00 am

Johnny Carwash wrote:Is someone who creates an account to ask a question about a snow blower in June a spammer, or just eccentric?

Eccentric and refusing to read the thread which already answered his question. What is the point of these spam bots? When they used to contain a link in their signature, it made sense. Is this thing programed to do something if someone responds to the post?

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 12:05 pm

I can only hope the SLolz now starts using "my dick tastes like CornGonzalez" so he can easily find his old posts of interest.

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 12:47 pm

DSafetyGuy wrote:I can only hope the SLolz now starts using "my dick tastes like CornGonzalez" so he can easily find his old posts of interest.

I forgot about that tag until the other day when I was searching through good vbulletinSwamp for evidence of where the animated misterd shitting himself gif came from.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Mon Aug 10, 2015 8:50 am

Arli$$

rass · Post by **rass** » Wed Aug 26, 2015 5:45 am

momoka1234, I guess

rass · Post by **rass** » Wed Aug 26, 2015 5:45 am

Johnny Carwash wrote:Arli$$

That was funny, by the way. The joke, not the show.

rass · Post by **rass** » Tue Oct 13, 2015 6:05 am

See taylorw in the Tech Support thread.

Post by **Sabo** » Tue Oct 13, 2015 7:49 am

rass wrote:See taylorw in the Tech Support thread.

I deleted the post but Shirley will need to remove the user account.

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Tue Oct 13, 2015 8:52 am

Sabo wrote:
rass wrote:See taylorw in the Tech Support thread.
I deleted the post but Shirley will need to remove the user account.

You know I don't appreciate spammers coming in here with my real name trying to stir shit up.

Post by **Sabo** » Tue Jan 26, 2016 1:24 pm

This might be my favorite piece of spam ever:

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Tue Jan 26, 2016 2:07 pm

That doesn't sound like Abby.

howard · Post by **howard** » Tue Jan 26, 2016 2:49 pm

tell Abby to send Alex Morgan over

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Tue Jan 26, 2016 3:12 pm

sancarlos wrote:That doesn't sound like Abby.

I dunno. I think a lesbian might be very qualified to give pointers.

rass · Post by **rass** » Tue Jan 26, 2016 3:16 pm

A_B wrote:
sancarlos wrote:That doesn't sound like Abby.
I dunno. I think a lesbian might be very qualified to give pointers.

I bet the Swamp wife lurkers loved this exchange.

Moreta · Post by **Moreta** » Tue Jan 26, 2016 3:47 pm

I know I was amused.

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Jan 29, 2016 6:41 am

I assume it's obvious which thread is the issue this morning.

For posterity:

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Fri Jan 29, 2016 7:59 am

I'd corrupt the bottom of her image.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Fri Jan 29, 2016 8:12 am

Too bad degen is off the market.

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Jan 29, 2016 8:17 am

I wonder if poor Iulia knows her image has been appropriated?

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:18 am

Johnny Carwash wrote:Too bad degen is off the market.

Damnit, I came here to say that.

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Mon Feb 01, 2016 1:49 pm

Gotta admire the commitment to go ahead and upload/link to an avatar. That's above and beyond.

Post by **brian** » Mon Feb 01, 2016 2:28 pm

BSF21 wrote:Gotta admire the commitment to go ahead and upload/link to an avatar. That's above and beyond.

And admit you're in Russia. Total kudos even if I had to turf it.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Tue Mar 01, 2016 9:14 am

In case anyone was wondering:

"Batman vs Superman at the dawn of Russian equity and b"

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Tue Mar 01, 2016 12:04 pm

Mummy 's wife or live -in-law

Hello!
Sorry can not the topic . And is there anyone has vsesuschaya in-law ?
How do you live with it thousands of tips - how to live ?
While my husband is not at home with the child , I , and his mother specifically Dastan me, but as soon as her husband returned from work she immediately turns into an ideal .

Tell us about the personal stories of the topic - I get along with his mom .

bapo! · Post by **bapo!** » Tue Mar 01, 2016 12:14 pm

Ryan wrote:How do you live with it thousands of tips - how to live ?

I ask myself this question every morning.

Too bad I wasn't here a few weeks ago when Annaexon was here. A young Russian who'm love sport and has an anime avatar? Sign me up!

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Tue Mar 01, 2016 12:31 pm

bapo! is clearly a bot.

Banhammer.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Tue Mar 01, 2016 12:39 pm

OK, now we need a dashboard cam

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Tue Mar 01, 2016 4:47 pm

I mean ... who would click this last one?