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NFL-N showed a stat last night (that I'm sure will the rounds this morning, like here!) that the Browns franchise has never had an all-time W/L % below .500 (NFL games only). After last night's loss they are 461-461-10.
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rass wrote:NFL-N showed a stat last night (that I'm sure will the rounds this morning, like here!) that the Browns franchise has never had an all-time W/L % below .500 (NFL games only). After last night's loss they are 461-461-10.
I'll say this about the Ravens, they are a pretty poor team. Yet they easily covered a 10 point spread.

Happily, I took the Ravens near the top in my confidence pool.

Unhappily, I still - for some moronic reason - still care about the Browns. When I saw that stat last night - during a game where the team got 140 yards in offence and the coach benched a rookie QB for a 37 year old hack after bristling during the week that he wasn't going to play "musical chairs" with his QBs - it depressed the hell out of me.

The new Browns are 87-195. The current team is on a 3-28 run which means that they have the same record as the Bucs did during their legendarily inept introduction to the NFL. Tampa won to go 4-28. The Browns pay Pittsburgh next week...
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The Browns will beat Pittsburgh twice and go 2-14.

I also think the Steelers will shred the Cowboys up this week.
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I've been assuming one loss to the Browns all season.

Now that we're almost here, I can't decide if beating Dallas and then losing to the Browns is the way to go, or if it would be more appropriate if they go on a run and then blow the division by losing to Baltimore and the Browns the last two weeks of the season.
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I don't know where you get the idea that this Cleveland team can beat anyone.

I hate the idea of betting against them beating Pittsburgh, so I won't. But I would be shocked to see them within 10 points in either game.
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I called it weeks ago somewhere on here, and stand by the call - Cleveland gets one win - Hue over Marvin in Cleveland in December.
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I just drove past RFK - which looks dilapidated as hell and M&T Bank stadium, which can suck a bunch of dick.
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Crazy finish in the Denver/New Orleans game!

ETA: KC/Carolina, too!
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the AFC West have pretty much clinched the 2 wildcard spots. If the Chargers win this afternoon the division would have 26 wins after Week 10. (and the Chargers blew a few games earlier)
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This was hilarious to me:

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Finally someone does a fake spike! That was an awesome touchdown by Pittsburgh.
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Fake spiked too soon
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Rex wrote:Fake spiked too soon
Just wait until later.

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6 missed 2 point conversions in a game!
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Johnnie wrote:This was hilarious to me:

That is hilarious to me as well!

And watching the Steelers-Cowboys game, we were yelling at the screen when the Steelers lined up for 2 points in the first quarter. I think that was a case of a coach getting too cute and it almost came back to cost Pittsburgh the game.

But man, I wish I was a Cowboys fan right about now.
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Johnnie wrote:This was hilarious to me:

That is hilarious to me as well!

And watching the Steelers-Cowboys game, we were yelling at the screen when the Steelers lined up for 2 points in the first quarter. I think that was a case of a coach getting too cute and it almost came back to cost Pittsburgh the game.

But man, I wish I was a Cowboys fan right about now.
The Steelers have always been more aggressive about going for 2, since they've typically had a good success rate on those plays and also had shaky kickers. (Heinz Field is also historically one of the toughest stadiums for kickers, but it hasn't been as bad this year.) The fact that they went 0-4 yesterday was probably more fluky than anything.

Also, I watched the 4th quarter of that game and the Cowboys' offensive line is ridiculous. Good luck beating them in a close game if they're going to destroy the defensive line late and open up holes like that for Elliott.
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Which 2 pt conversion? The first one, they do that all the time. The second one was just chasing points.
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Gunpowder wrote:Which 2 pt conversion? The first one, they do that all the time. The second one was just chasing points.
The first and second one.

I know they do it all the time, but missing it the first time means you have to chase it the second time. I am clearly an old timer when it comes to these things, but the Steelers almost faced the nightmare scenario of losing because of missed extra points.
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What did yall think of Carroll going for 2 to lead by 9 late? I dont hate that move.
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degenerasian wrote:What did yall think of Carroll going for 2 to lead by 9 late? I dont hate that move.
That decision makes perfect sense if you think your odds of scoring a 2-point conversion are greater than your odds of stopping one. Given how well Wilson had played and how good the Patriots receivers are on short routes, I agree with Carroll's decision.
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degenerasian wrote:What did yall think of Carroll going for 2 to lead by 9 late? I dont hate that move.
I didn't understand it at all. Why wouldn't you take the XP, and lead by 8, rather then take a chance and lead by just 7.

I'm sure some sabermetrics-nerd will do the math for me...but I didn't like it.
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degenerasian wrote:What did yall think of Carroll going for 2 to lead by 9 late? I dont hate that move.
I didn't understand it at all. Why wouldn't you take the XP, and lead by 8, rather then take a chance and lead by just 7.

I'm sure some sabermetrics-nerd will do the math for me...but I didn't like it.
You're only factoring in what happens if Seattle fails and not the benefits if they succeed. Converting makes it a 2-possession game with 4 minutes left. Against Seattle's secondary, New England's chances of winning are slim to none if that is the case. Given that 2PC success rate is over 50% league wide, and both offenses were playing well that game, I think it was the right decision.
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Worst case scenario is OT unless you think the Pats would go for 2 and the win in regulation. It was a free shot at winning.
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It's the equivalent of the dagger in basketball, the three to take you from 4 to 7.
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The Giants sure throw to Roger Lewis a lot for a team that has Odell Beckham.
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I would say you all will miss Marvin Lewis when he's gone, but he's never gonna be gone. Fuck everything.
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Gunpowder wrote:Which 2 pt conversion? The first one, they do that all the time. The second one was just chasing points.
The first and second one.

I know they do it all the time, but missing it the first time means you have to chase it the second time. I am clearly an old timer when it comes to these things, but the Steelers almost faced the nightmare scenario of losing because of missed extra points.

No you don't. If you miss the first one you can still just kick it the second time.
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degenerasian wrote:What did yall think of Carroll going for 2 to lead by 9 late? I dont hate that move.
I didn't understand it at all. Why wouldn't you take the XP, and lead by 8, rather then take a chance and lead by just 7.

I'm sure some sabermetrics-nerd will do the math for me...but I didn't like it.

If you kick an XP, NE gets a chance to tie with a 2 point conversion. If the chances of either team converting are 50%+, it's mathematically the right move and you don't need to be a nerd to see it. And I would put NE's higher than that.

Your chance: 50%

49% of the time NE kicks an XP (let's say 98%) to tie, 50% + 1% (or whatever the missed XP chance is) to win

XP chance: 98%

99% (since if you miss the kick they kick and there's like a less than 1% chance both miss) -50% (NE 2 pt odds) to tie, 51% to win. So if you think the odds of the 2 pt are at say 60% for either team, you go for it. Against the Rams, you probably kick.


I really think more coaches should go for 2 to go up 9, though if you don't like it you don't like it, and that's fine. But there is definitely logic behind the move.
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it would have to be late, inside 4 minutes.

My rules are, never go for 2 until the 4th quarter and then this new one, under 4 minutes.

and never go for it on 4th down in the 1st half.
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Your rules sound like those of just about all NFL coaches.
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DeGen, what do you do if it's the first half, and it's fourth and 1 from the opponent's 38? Go for a 55 yard FG?
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"Guys, don't score this touchdown to go up 5 yet. There's still :06 left in the 3rd quarter."
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In a related story, one of the weird sub-plots of this NFL season has been seeing Jim Caldwell somehow become aggressive in his decision-making on going on fourth down and the like. Almost like a switch clicked in his head and he decided "fuck it, if I'm gonna get fired anyways...."
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L-Jam3 wrote:DeGen, what do you do if it's the first half, and it's fourth and 1 from the opponent's 38? Go for a 55 yard FG?
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Ryan wrote:"Guys, don't score this touchdown to go up 5 yet. There's still :06 left in the 3rd quarter."
i said dont go for 2
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degenerasian wrote:
L-Jam3 wrote:DeGen, what do you do if it's the first half, and it's fourth and 1 from the opponent's 38? Go for a 55 yard FG?
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OK. Assuming you're not coaching Minnesota, Philly, or Baltimore. Same decision?
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L-Jam3 wrote:
degenerasian wrote:
L-Jam3 wrote:DeGen, what do you do if it's the first half, and it's fourth and 1 from the opponent's 38? Go for a 55 yard FG?
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OK. Assuming you're not coaching Minnesota, Philly, or Baltimore. Same decision?
yeah, always. Pin them on their own 10.
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I think Degen may be Romeo Crennel.
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heh, i like gambling on 4th down going for two late when there are minimal possessions left. Risk/reward.

I don't see a reason to do it when there may be 10 possessions left. Like the Steelers on Sunday. Went for 2 on 1st touchdown. It's not my thing but sure. But then to try and chase points going from 13 to 14? why? just digging an unnecessary hole.
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degenerasian wrote:heh, i like gambling on 4th down going for two late when there are minimal possessions left. Risk/reward.

I don't see a reason to do it when there may be 10 possessions left. Like the Steelers on Sunday. Went for 2 on 1st touchdown. It's not my thing but sure. But then to try and chase points going from 13 to 14? why? just digging an unnecessary hole.
Did you watch the Monday night game this week? Ben McAdoo's decision to be aggressive and go for it on 4th and goal basically won the Giants that game.
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