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You can apologize, on The Swamp, right now, for that disgusting insult to me or . . . I'll wipe out your IP adresses. I will permanently remove you.

(My IP Address)
(My email)

. . . and anything else you ever choose to post from.

I did NOT devote this amount of time in rebuilding a community to endure some senseless barking at me over one's personal obsession.

When I say something stupid, I expect to be called out on it. That's The Swamp. What you posted, directly at me, is unacceptable. Frankly, sickening. I've put a tremendous amount of effort into the forum and I'll take criticism, I welcome it, when applicable.

I will not tolerate personal attacks.

I'll give you until tomorrow morning Pacific time.

If you don't man up, I'll eliminate you.

Take it or leave it.

(Scottie)
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Sometimes, I leave this place more confused than when I got here...
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Oh, and that would really suck as a last post.

So....later.
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Hey ryan:

Why don't you go masturbate to Korean art?

or is that kind of insult acceptable in the swamp?

You all should be ashamed of yourselves.
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.

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ZMan wrote:Sometimes, I leave this place more confused than when I got here...
Here is what happened:

There is longstanding beef between Scottie and Ryan, Scottie and mister d.

Ryan posted something about Gary Condit, that frankly went over my head and I have no idea if it has any specific relevance or not.

Scottie posted this:
Is there anything even remotely intelligent about this post?

No.
Ryan retorted:
It was funny at the time. I'm sure others would agree. Shut up and go masturbate to Korean art.
Others jumped in. And feces was flung by monkeys at one another. Some were so horrifically offended, they left the swamp, or threatened to do so.

Again, you all should be embarrassed and ashamed of behaving like children.
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There's not going to be much of a "community" left when you're done.
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One thing Scottie has dead right is that he can now (threaten or actually) take out anyone he chooses. Yesterday sucked all around but if this place is going to add a little to the suck rather than take a little away, I don't really see a point so I'm going to head out with Romero and Ryan. I'll still read (and I imagine as a quitter I should reserve the right to quit my quitting), but as far as participating goes, I'm done. Enjoy the swamp and remember to say your daily thank yous.
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This place is far from what it used to be anyway so I'm out too. People know where to find me if they wish to chat.
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Gary Condit and Chandra Levy were on the front pages on 9/11, I think.
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Is this really gunna go down? What the fuck, man.
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I got what went down in the Marathon thread. It was utter and complete retardation, but I got it. (fwiw, it was funny early, like those posts quoted by you Howard, but devolved quickly)

I was just thrown here. It had the look of a post originally written by Turd, then altered by Scottie. Or something like that.
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howard wrote:
ZMan wrote:Sometimes, I leave this place more confused than when I got here...
Here is what happened:

There is longstanding beef between Scottie and Ryan, Scottie and mister d.

Ryan posted something about Gary Condit, that frankly went over my head and I have no idea if it has any specific relevance or not.

Scottie posted this:
Is there anything even remotely intelligent about this post?

No.
Ryan retorted:
It was funny at the time. I'm sure others would agree. Shut up and go masturbate to Korean art.
Others jumped in. And feces was flung by monkeys at one another. Some were so horrifically offended, they left the swamp, or threatened to do so.

Again, you all should be embarrassed and ashamed of behaving like children.

If we're going to be fair here, I think you left something out.
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howard wrote:
ZMan wrote:Sometimes, I leave this place more confused than when I got here...
Here is what happened:

There is longstanding beef between Scottie and Ryan, Scottie and mister d.

Ryan posted something about Gary Condit, that frankly went over my head and I have no idea if it has any specific relevance or not.

Scottie posted this:
Is there anything even remotely intelligent about this post?

No.
Ryan retorted:
It was funny at the time. I'm sure others would agree. Shut up and go masturbate to Korean art.
Others jumped in. And feces was flung by monkeys at one another. Some were so horrifically offended, they left the swamp, or threatened to do so.

Again, you all should be embarrassed and ashamed of behaving like children.

Jesus Christ, things get out of hand quickly around here. I'm not leaving. I don't propose to ban anyone. What we do need is a board free from bullying and threats. For fuck's sake, these are words people write, not actions. Disagree if you want, but the threats ruin the community.
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I swear to God, I come here and I feel like this is all some kind of elaborate hoax. The over reactions from a bunch of you guys just doesn't seem real to me.

But I'll play along:

Scottie, please stop with the threats. It seems beneath you.

All of you guys threatening to take your ball and go home, chill. You don't have to engage with anyone you don't want to, so why let anyone push out of a place you like to hang out?
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There is a big difference between assertiveness and aggressiveness. Assertiveness hinges upon the thought that you are standing up for your opinion, be it wrong or right. Assertiveness can take on some of the characteristics of aggressiveness at times.

Aggressiveness needs no foundation; it needs only fuel and the fuel is often not the statement you take issue with but the thoughts of the individual that people shouldn't think in a way that is different. Aggressiveness rarely finds its motives in assertiveness.

Assertiveness uses our own moral compass. Aggressiveness perverts ours onto others.

Let's be assertive, but not aggressive.
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I for one, am not going anywhere else because I have nowhere else to go. This is my only internet home, and I am too lazy to invest the time to build another home elsewhere, so everyone grow up, apologize and play nice.
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My wife was a cheerleader for a CYO basketball team, and the one cheer she still references sometimes is "Be agressive! B-E aggressive!" Point being, AB would be a terrible cheerleader, and probably a worse wife. I do like what he's selling here, though it might be too late. I hope not.
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The Sybian wrote:I for one, am not going anywhere else because I have nowhere else to go. This is my only internet home, and I am too lazy to invest the time to build another home elsewhere, so everyone grow up, apologize and play nice.
Me, too.
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I really enjoy reading Ryan's, Mr D's, Bob's and Romero's posts, I hope you guys reconsider and come back.
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Keg wrote:I really enjoy reading Ryan's, Mr D's, Bob's and Romero's posts, I hope you guys reconsider and come back.
I fully agree with this, too.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Steve of phpBB wrote:
Keg wrote:I really enjoy reading Ryan's, Mr D's, Bob's and Romero's posts, I hope you guys reconsider and come back.
I fully agree with this, too.
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govmentchedda wrote:
Steve of phpBB wrote:
Keg wrote:I really enjoy reading Ryan's, Mr D's, Bob's and Romero's posts, I hope you guys reconsider and come back.
I fully agree with this, too.
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This morning I was going to ask to be deleted as well. I'm not doing that, but I'm probably not going to be posting here too much for now.
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AB_skin_test wrote:I look great in a skirt.
This suddenly has potential to be the best thread ever.
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The Sybian wrote:
AB_skin_test wrote:I look great in a skirt.
This suddenly has potential to be the best thread ever.
Rules.
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AB_skin_test wrote:I look great in a skirt.
Show us yer tits.
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I was going to retire from a message board once until I realized that I'm just not quite narcissistic enough to think that anyone would give a shit.
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I'll remove one panel for each day we can all play nice in here:

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Get a haircut, hippy!
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The funny thing is (and it's all funny) that Turd went screaming "Hey Admins!" and I'm the only guy that actually has the Admin account.

As you can see, he really thought this one through.
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Scottie wrote:The funny thing is (and it's all funny) that Turd went screaming "Hey Admins!" and I'm the only guy that actually has the Admin account.

As you can see, he really thought this one through.
He was probably under the impression that the proverbial keys had been handed over. As many of us were.
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Jerloma wrote:I was going to retire from a message board once until I realized that I'm just not quite narcissistic enough to think that anyone would give a shit.

I'd miss you, J-Lo! And didn't you pretty much disappear from here for a year or two a while back? See, I noticed. Who else is going to steer me clear of walking on the Righteous Path?
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P.D.X. wrote:
Scottie wrote:The funny thing is (and it's all funny) that Turd went screaming "Hey Admins!" and I'm the only guy that actually has the Admin account.

As you can see, he really thought this one through.
He was probably under the impression that the proverbial keys had been handed over. As many of us were.
Trust me on this . . . I tried to give the keys away for over a month.

But so what? What am I, exactly, in your mind? A necessary evil? Thanks for restoring the place now kindly fuck off? That it?

I knew that when I sent an email to Turd he'd immediately post it here. That's obvious. And instead of apologizing he decided to be a complete ass about everything. That's also predictable.

Framing what I sent to him in the most negative light, to support himself, is also not unpredictable. I can easily post a screen-cap of an email from Turd to me that says "I like lamp, I like, floor, I like drapes." Yet, why bother? There's no point to it.

If someone posted a hideous comment about you, as Turd did toward me, would you take any umbrage? I suspect so. As well you should.

We don't really have any rules here in The Swamp. But I do like to believe there is, or was, a sense of decency.
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The Sybian wrote:
Jerloma wrote:I was going to retire from a message board once until I realized that I'm just not quite narcissistic enough to think that anyone would give a shit.

I'd miss you, J-Lo! And didn't you pretty much disappear from here for a year or two a while back? See, I noticed. Who else is going to steer me clear of walking on the Righteous Path?
Eh...6 months, tops. But that was only because I can't stand Rass.
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Jerloma wrote:
The Sybian wrote:
Jerloma wrote:I was going to retire from a message board once until I realized that I'm just not quite narcissistic enough to think that anyone would give a shit.

I'd miss you, J-Lo! And didn't you pretty much disappear from here for a year or two a while back? See, I noticed. Who else is going to steer me clear of walking on the Righteous Path?
Eh...6 months, tops. But that was only because I can't stand Rass.
It just felt like a year or two.
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Scottie wrote:If someone posted a hideous comment about you, as Turd did toward me, would you take any umbrage? I suspect so. As well you should.

We don't really have any rules here in The Swamp. But I do like to believe there is, or was, a sense of decency.
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Shirley wrote:
Scottie wrote:If someone posted a hideous comment about you, as Turd did toward me, would you take any umbrage? I suspect so. As well you should.

We don't really have any rules here in The Swamp. But I do like to believe there is, or was, a sense of decency.
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That's a "punch" in this vicinity?

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If someone came by, unprompted, and said "was there anything intelligent in this post? no", I certainly may insult that person. It's condescending and basically is the definition of trolling.
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Scottie wrote:If someone posted a hideous comment about you, as Turd did toward me, would you take any umbrage? I suspect so. As well you should.

We don't really have any rules here in The Swamp. But I do like to believe there is, or was, a sense of decency.
I think you had every right to take umbrage at Turd's comment to you. I personally thought his Condit reference was funny, and did not agree with your initial jab at him for it, but still, his response was over the top and uncalled for and unnecessarily personal.

But there is a difference between taking umbrage and threatening to kick people off the Swamp.

I appreciate the effort you went through these past few weeks to rebuild the Swamp. But you also had that thing from back then to atone for, in my view, so I basically look at it as all evened up. Regardless of how I view it, though, I think the suggestion to Delaware that you could ban him was totally improper. Yes, you did a lot of work to bring this place back up, but it is not yours.

But whatever. My main point is that no one involved in yesterday's fracas can claim to be innocent, and any one of you could have stopped the escalation simply by laying off.
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