The Swamp

Posted: **Mon Mar 11, 2013 3:25 pm**

We need to get new old new old Swamp up and running by the time that goes down.

Posted: **Mon Mar 11, 2013 3:39 pm**

I'm kinda getting sick of unemployed Karl. He needs a job again.

Posted: **Mon Mar 11, 2013 3:53 pm**

testy boxcar wrote:I'm kinda getting sick of unemployed Karl. He needs a job again.

I was hoping he was going to get that job at Chili's. Would have been some comedy potential there.

Posted: **Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:12 pm**

Yeah, it's getting pretty repetitive.

Posted: **Fri Jun 07, 2013 4:42 pm**

Karl Welzein ‏@DadBoner 2h

Gruntin' out a stinky in a public john is a great way to have a quick personal vacay on a budget. Kinda like when babes take bubble baths.

Posted: **Tue Jun 11, 2013 5:24 pm**

I think just about every entry from the world's worst strip club was great.

Posted: **Wed Jun 12, 2013 7:42 am**

rass wrote:I think just about every entry from the world's worst strip club was great.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Walked inside. Floors were all dirt. Just one "babe" in the corner in a Jeff Gordon tee and no underpants, smokin' a More. Pretty raw scene.

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2013 3:21 pm**

Fair warning, but if you don't want to know more about the true identify of DadBoner, don't watch this.

16 minute documentary about Mike Burns where he talks about comedy and Karl.

Posted: **Wed Jun 26, 2013 7:59 am**

When I was poppin' a squat on Dave's pot, gruntin' with the grace of God, my heart was warmed by thoughts of toilet times past. So special.

Posted: **Wed Jun 26, 2013 11:56 am**

he's going to bring the book into the life of DadBoner now.

Posted: **Wed Jun 26, 2013 12:01 pm**

Brontoburglar wrote:he's going to bring the book into the life of DadBoner now.

Well, in his defense, he hasn't made a nickel on this thing yet. I'm confident the book is probably going to suck, but it's only $12 on Amazon and I feel like I've gotten at least that much enjoyment out of the Twitter feed so I'll probably buy it just because.

Posted: **Wed Jun 26, 2013 12:11 pm**

brian wrote:
Brontoburglar wrote:he's going to bring the book into the life of DadBoner now.
Well, in his defense, he hasn't made a nickel on this thing yet. I'm confident the book is probably going to suck, but it's only $12 on Amazon and I feel like I've gotten at least that much enjoyment out of the Twitter feed so I'll probably buy it just because.

I have no problem with the sponsored tweets, but I don't want the book to become part of Karl's tweets, if that makes sense.

Posted: **Wed Jun 26, 2013 12:20 pm**

Brontoburglar wrote:
brian wrote:
Brontoburglar wrote:he's going to bring the book into the life of DadBoner now.
Well, in his defense, he hasn't made a nickel on this thing yet. I'm confident the book is probably going to suck, but it's only $12 on Amazon and I feel like I've gotten at least that much enjoyment out of the Twitter feed so I'll probably buy it just because.
I have no problem with the sponsored tweets, but I don't want the book to become part of Karl's tweets, if that makes sense.

I could be wrong, but I think it'll probably stop after the book comes out next week. Hope so at least.

Posted: **Wed Jun 26, 2013 12:22 pm**

i like the book becoming part of k-money's life(style) more than the promo tweets, so suck it bronto.

Posted: **Wed Jun 26, 2013 12:24 pm**

Yeah, if the concept is that the character wrote the book, it makes sense. Plus it provides an excuse for a financial windfall that gets him out of the 'bring.

Posted: **Wed Jun 26, 2013 12:31 pm**

I suppose it could be interesting/funny to see where it goes. I'll willing to give him the benefit of the doubt. Would be interesting to see what Karl does with a few bucks.

Posted: **Wed Jun 26, 2013 12:55 pm**

aaaand we're getting a DadBoner AMA

Posted: **Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:33 pm**

I'd like to see the book enter Karl's world, a la Seinfeld, when a few years into the show Jerry and George get a meeting with NBC to pitch a sitcom idea--and they succeed with a show about nothing.

brian wrote:Well, in his defense, he hasn't made a nickel on this thing yet. I'm confident the book is probably going to suck, but it's only $12 on Amazon and I feel like I've gotten at least that much enjoyment out of the Twitter feed so I'll probably buy it just because.

Yeah, me too.

Posted: **Wed Jun 26, 2013 2:26 pm**

Brontoburglar wrote:aaaand we're getting a DadBoner AMA

Do you have a link? I could not find it in the link he provided.

Posted: **Wed Jun 26, 2013 2:30 pm**

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Posted: **Thu Jun 27, 2013 6:36 am**

brian wrote:Well, in his defense, he hasn't made a nickel on this thing yet. I'm confident the book is probably going to suck, but it's only $12 on Amazon and I feel like I've gotten at least that much enjoyment out of the Twitter feed so I'll probably buy it just because.

Going to the shore for a week the week after the book comes out. Perfect. Ordered.

Posted: **Tue Jul 09, 2013 5:37 pm**

Drew Magary interviews Mike Burns.

In a related story, my copy of Power Moves JUST arrived at my door so I'm going to be checking that out this weekend.

Posted: **Tue Jul 09, 2013 5:43 pm**

brian wrote:In a related story, my copy of Power Moves JUST arrived at my door so I'm going to be checking that out this weekend.

Me too!

Currently at #5 in Parenting & Relationships - Family Relationships at Amazon

Posted: **Fri Aug 23, 2013 10:41 am**

A perk of livin' in your car is; if someone wants to break in to murder you, you can just move your home to a less murderable locaish.

So wise.

Posted: **Tue Sep 10, 2013 3:24 pm**

Karl Welzein ‏@DadBoner 4m

If you gotta beat the crap outta your guy zone for an hour just for a doughy bit 'o erotic pleasure, consider a multi vitamin you guys.

Posted: **Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:06 pm**

I was pretty forgiving of him making a buck this summer/fall with the book and tour, but if he keeps this up today all is completely forgiven.

Posted: **Thu Nov 28, 2013 6:35 pm**

rass wrote:I was pretty forgiving of him making a buck this summer/fall with the book and tour, but if he keeps this up today all is completely forgiven.

It's been on point. The works. Full spread.

Posted: **Wed Mar 26, 2014 3:48 pm**

Karl Welzein @DadBoner · 36m ago

After March Madness, MLB starts, and NHL playoffs. Don't know how anyone's supposed to have a job. It's not reasonable.

Karl Welzein @DadBoner · 31m ago

Might start lookin' for "gigs" instead of "jobs." Sounds more renegade, like you're free to tell any head honcho to suck it at any time.

Posted: **Wed Jul 23, 2014 12:19 am**

Karl attempts to fund a new camaro with a kickstarter campaign. Hilarity ensues.

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Posted: **Wed Jul 23, 2014 6:42 am**

A custom* Camaro

*Van Halen sticker

Posted: **Thu Aug 21, 2014 3:24 pm**

DadBoner is getting his own animated series on Comedy Central.

Which will probably suck. But a guy can dream.

Posted: **Thu Aug 21, 2014 3:57 pm**

brian wrote:DadBoner is getting his own animated series on Comedy Central.

Which will probably suck. But a guy can dream.

At least it is on Comedy Central, they've been on fire lately (except for not locking up John Oliver when they had the chance).

Posted: **Thu Aug 21, 2014 4:00 pm**

Glad that Mike Burns (the author of the Twitter feed of course) is doing the writing as well. Bodes well for it at least having a chance to be decent. Also, an animated series can go to certain places where live-action can't taboo-wise. All things considered, it's probably a best-case scenario.

Posted: **Sat Mar 14, 2015 7:54 pm**

Been quiet lately. But I liked this.

Karl Welzein @DadBoner · Mar 13

Ever just stare at a wall and fantasize about a gun barrel, clickin' around in your teeth? That's what not drinkin' booze feels like.

Posted: **Thu Jul 02, 2015 5:41 pm**

Booking my flight to Flint right now.

Posted: **Mon Oct 05, 2015 6:41 pm**

Posted: **Fri Sep 16, 2016 1:51 pm**

Power Moves - Pilot

eta: not very good.

Posted: **Fri Sep 16, 2016 2:45 pm**

What a cast though.

ETA: But yeah, not good. Almost seems like a parody of a bad animated show. If that's what they were going for, then kudos.

Posted: **Fri May 04, 2018 1:53 pm**

This. A million times this.

Posted: **Sat May 05, 2018 11:57 am**

I feel like I got off the elevator on the wrong floor, but need to know more about this place before I head back.

The Swamp

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