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Houston-Oakland and Miami-Pittsburgh! Pour a Lowenbrau for yourself and an Asti Spumante for the missus and enjoy!

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Kid #1 has a track meet on Staten Island on Sunday. She had one there a couple of weeks ago and we didn't get out of there until 3. I would have much preferred a Saturday night game and a hungover drive on Sunday AM. I don't even think they had wifi!
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Yeah, I pretty much hate everything about how this turned out.
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Go Texans and Dolphins!
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Giff wrote:Go Texans and Dolphins!
I don't care about Pitt/Miami, but go Texans!

Raider fans have been insufferable this season, and I really really enjoyed seeing the Broncos thump them in a game that most thought would matter greatly to Oakland and not at all to Denver.

I feel bad for Derek Carr, but I think this shows that they really aren't much of a team without him.
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sancarlos wrote: a game that most thought would matter greatly to Oakland and not at all to Denver..
I wonder how it would have turned out if Kubiack hadn't announced he was leaving before the game.
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sancarlos wrote: a game that most thought would matter greatly to Oakland and not at all to Denver..
I wonder how it would have turned out if Kubiack hadn't announced he was leaving before the game.
Broncos probably would have won 17-6
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Which TD was the extra-inspired one?
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sancarlos wrote:
Giff wrote:Go Texans and Dolphins!
I don't care about Pitt/Miami, but go Texans!

Raider fans have been insufferable this season, and I really really enjoyed seeing the Broncos thump them in a game that most thought would matter greatly to Oakland and not at all to Denver.

I feel bad for Derek Carr, but I think this shows that they really aren't much of a team without him.

Most teams aren't if you give them Matt McGloin.
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Ryan wrote:Which TD was the extra-inspired one?
without question the 43-yard TD pass to Booker. if Kubiak is coming back in 2017, Booker gives up after he gets 30.
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The kid's track meet has been moved to Manhattan, so now it's a bigger pain in the ass to get to and either much more difficult or much more expensive to park. Plus it starts at 1PM instead of 9AM so I'm likely going to miss the GB/NYG game, too. Though this place will have wifi, at least. Dammit.
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Miss it due to traffic or just being in an area without a tv?

Do you have the ability to watch tv on your phone legally like from a particular service (DirecTV..etc)? If not and you have an Android, put Kodi on it and the add on Sports Devil. Easy peasy.
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Miss it because I'll be in the arena from 1 until like 6 or 7. I do have Directv. I have to look into that, or at least finding a radio feed.
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rass wrote:Miss it because I'll be in the arena from 1 until like 6 or 7. I do have Directv. I have to look into that, or at least finding a radio feed.
Can you use the wifi to stream video that's in said arena? Do you have AT&T? https://www.att.com/directv/experience/ ... v-app.html

Also, iPhone. Yes or no?
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iPhone, yes. AT&T, no. I know that, would be better with DTV.

There was wifi last time we were at this place.
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Verizon has an NFL Mobile app. Looks promising?

Can't tell, might need NFL Gamepass. Both Gamepass and TuneIn Premium have free 7 day trials, and should have the radio broadcasts. May just go that route.
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That might be your in then. About 5 years ago they had a cracked .apk (android application file) of NFL Mobile that I used to watch games, so since it's exclusive to Verizon and legit, you should be golden. Definitely look into that.
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For some reason, I feel like I have to bet these games.

Connor Cook has never not covered as a starter in a playoff game, so I bet a couple bucks on the Raiders, and something about the Steelers made me (probably foolishly) lay 10 points.
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Rex wrote:Houston-Oakland and Miami-Pittsburgh! Pour a Lowenbrau for yourself and an Asti Spumante for the missus and enjoy!

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Surprisingly, one of my kids, who expect the internet to be available everywhere and that every screen is a touch screen, reminded me that I have a tiny portable AM/FM radio and can just bring that and listen to the game that way. Charging it now!
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I saw the over/under for Oakland at Houston at 46.5. That seems really high, considering the quarterbacks involved.
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sancarlos wrote:I saw the over/under for Oakland at Houston at 46.5. That seems really high, considering the quarterbacks involved.
Think you got a bad number. Was 37 here. That said might be going over somehow anyway.

Also. How is Suzy Kolber hotter in her 50s than she was in her 30s?
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This game needs more shots of JJ Watt in civvies. /s
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brian wrote:Also. How is Suzy Kolber hotter in her 50s than she was in her 30s?
I think longer hair has something to do with it.
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I'm not gonna dispute that but there's something else too. Plastic surgery maybe. She was pretty fucking hot even with short hair.
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I feel same way about Rachel Nichols though she isn't in her fifties I don't think.
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I'm willing to admit that me getting older probably had something to do with it. I can appreciate a hot woman in her 50s more now than I'm 43.
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Conor cook is not good.
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Oooh. That's awesome being from the official account.
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Fuck. WFAN will switch to NYG pregame coverage partway through the game. I hope they bump the Steelers game to another station.

I was able to watch last night's games via the Verizon NFL Mobile app, but no radio. I'm just figuring an audio stream might be more reliable.

Go Steelers (and Jaguar track)...
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The Tebow playoff game was 5 years ago today. Thanks Westwood One.
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rass wrote:Fuck. WFAN will switch to NYG pregame coverage partway through the game. I hope they bump the Steelers game to another station.

I was able to watch last night's games via the Verizon NFL Mobile app, but no radio. I'm just figuring an audio stream might be more reliable.

Go Steelers (and Jaguar track)...
Looks like your Steeler game is over before halftime.
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Believe in Matt Moore. He came back to life on a football field.
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HaulCitgo wrote:Believe in Matt Moore. He came back to life on a football field.
What was that?
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rass wrote:Fuck. WFAN will switch to NYG pregame coverage partway through the game. I hope they bump the Steelers game to another station.
Yup. Just waiting for the Nets post game show, which might see record ratings this week, to end.
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HaulCitgo wrote:Believe in Matt Moore. He came back to life on a football field.
What was that?
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sancarlos wrote:
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HaulCitgo wrote:Believe in Matt Moore. He came back to life on a football field.
What was that?
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I missed that hit, but I was commenting on his fumble not two minutes after the post. It was sarcastic.
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