Return of the relations thread [NSFW]

Rush2112 · Post by **Rush2112** » Wed Apr 17, 2013 4:44 pm

Ms. Underwood.

Steve of phpBB · Post by **Steve of phpBB** » Wed Apr 17, 2013 4:53 pm

And all is right with the world again.

Rush2112 · Post by **Rush2112** » Wed Apr 17, 2013 5:20 pm

rass · Post by **rass** » Wed Apr 17, 2013 7:44 pm

Oh, Summer.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 2:51 am

Someone wanted me to post stuff. Ok.

howard · Post by **howard** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 8:19 am

Sure I like the little white girls. But that black girl there--I'll take one of those. In a 5"10" size; although I can fit a smaller one.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 8:40 am

Brianna Frost. You're welcome.

howard · Post by **howard** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 8:56 am

She has a white girl name. Close enough.

P.D.X. · Post by **P.D.X.** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:35 am

That tatted chick is basically what all the strippers here look like.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Sat May 04, 2013 8:02 pm

Michelle Viscusi of Top Shot 4 &Team Glock (and Arizona resident) does CrossFit and she's military. She's my new "it" girl. Her Facebook. Her Twitter.

Story for the pic.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Thu May 09, 2013 6:47 am

Man, I hate The Chive (purely because they don't stock their fucking T-Shirts and when they do, they sell out in 15 seconds), but Jessica Nigri...hot damn. She's the Chivette Of The Week.

Her subreddit

Her Facebook Fan page

She got famous from this pic a while back.

Bobby P posted this of her in a prior relations thread.

Since then she blew up.

Just....yummy.

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Mon Jun 03, 2013 9:12 am

Rush2112 · Post by **Rush2112** » Tue Jun 11, 2013 11:55 am

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Wed Jul 10, 2013 6:39 am

I knew there was a Navy bad ass female that trained Rihanna for that gawd-awful Battleship movie, but I didn't realize how smoking hot that bad ass female is. DAMN. (Jacqueline Carrizosa is her name.)

Here's a ridiculously hot video of her from World Star Hip Hop. (Probably NSFW) and some photos from her Model Mayhem account.

Bensell · Post by **Bensell** » Wed Jul 10, 2013 8:10 am

For the good doctor:

howard · Post by **howard** » Wed Jul 10, 2013 11:52 am

Now, I'm perfectly calm. Thanks.

Rush2112 · Post by **Rush2112** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 9:09 am

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 2:16 pm

Who is that? For a second I thought it was Victoria Moore, but it's not.

Rush2112 · Post by **Rush2112** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:33 pm

Ariadne Diaz.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Thu Oct 03, 2013 2:20 pm

Wow. Still amazing. Link for more.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Thu Oct 03, 2013 5:39 pm

Johnnie wrote:Wow. Still amazing.

Absolutely, but I can't help thinking of her as an 8 year old girl.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Fri Oct 04, 2013 5:02 am

The Sybian wrote:
Johnnie wrote:Wow. Still amazing.
Absolutely, but I can't help thinking of her as an 8 year old girl.

Honest to God! I just saw the picture and clicked on the link and was amazed that it was Lacey Chabert. Last time I saw her, she was appearing on a TV show I worked on in Toronto back in 1994 or so. She was ten I think.

I feel so dirty right now...

howard · Post by **howard** » Fri Oct 04, 2013 11:27 am

Lucky for me, I've never seen the show. I don't even know the name of the show in which she was a child actor.

kranepool · Post by **kranepool** » Fri Oct 04, 2013 11:56 am

Johnnie wrote:Wow. Still amazing.

Comments:

I have a party of five… in my pants.

Dead.

An Echidna · Post by **An Echidna** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 1:28 pm

So hot.

Though I had a buddy who ended up with a monitor lizard after one really crazy night. Nearly froze his dicks off.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 2:26 pm

The Brunette in the uncut version of Blurred Lines might damn well be the hottest chick I've ever seen. I suppose she could be in the cut version as well but why?

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govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 10:17 pm

Totally agree, Jerloma. Emily Ratajkowski. She's the Kate Upton for 2013-2014.

Brontoburglar · Post by **Brontoburglar** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 10:28 pm

maybe I should put this in the random thoughts thread, but I had never seen the blurred lines video until just now

Rush2112 · Post by **Rush2112** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 11:51 pm

govmentchedda wrote:She's the Kate Upton for 2013-2014.

Except all Kate has done is wet t-shirt. She needs to let those puppies breath.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 2:13 pm

Rush2112 wrote:
govmentchedda wrote:She's the Kate Upton for 2013-2014.
Except all Kate has done is wet t-shirt. She needs to let those puppies breath.

Well there was that time she was topless on a horse and Reddit had a meltdown, but TMZ was ordered to not release the video. But it didn't stop someone from taking the video rendered with blurred out tits and attempt to do something about it:

Regardless, I agree. Here's what Kate Upton needs to do:

A gif from the unedited vid:

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Any more stuff, just search for her on Google or Reddit. She's done plenty of nude stuff.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 3:12 pm

Oof...

Scottie · Post by **Scottie** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 3:21 pm

Wow. Imagine a sweater on THAT. </Potsie Weber>

Rush2112 · Post by **Rush2112** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 3:27 pm

Hey if it's just the sweater (extra points if it's got the fight belt) I'm all right with that as well.

rass · Post by **rass** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 9:27 am

The other side of my avatar. 47 years old!

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 5:12 am

rass wrote:

The other side of my avatar. 47 years old!

Guess I was just a billion or so dollars out of that league. SIGH.

Quick question - seeing as I find the lack of hair "down there" a touch disturbing in some of these pictures, just curious as to what the rest of you think.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 3:20 pm

Bald is beautiful.

Rush2112 · Post by **Rush2112** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 6:36 pm

She's 40

Johnnie wrote:

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Wed Oct 30, 2013 8:40 pm

Pruitt wrote:
Quick question - seeing as I find the lack of hair "down there" a touch disturbing in some of these pictures, just curious as to what the rest of you think.

Sign of your age. I like a very tight trim, but I got no problem with bald.

Scottie · Post by **Scottie** » Wed Oct 30, 2013 10:57 pm

The Sybian wrote:
Pruitt wrote:Quick question - seeing as I find the lack of hair "down there" a touch disturbing in some of these pictures, just curious as to what the rest of you think.
Sign of your age. I like a very tight trim, but I got no problem with bald.

Allow me to break this down for you in the proper manner in which it must be handled. And that is by breed and age; a lesser weight attributed to the latter.

Do feel free to add your own observations to this coño cover catalogue.

Asians: And by that I refer to Chinese, Japanese, Korean, and Southeast Asian excluding Indonesia. Perfectly fine the way nature made 'em. Don't touch a thing. I don't want to see a hairless Asian girl unless she's an eleven year old. There's a reason you don't see curly-headed Asian girls; it's completely unnatural for them. Same thing in the duckie area; the hair is finer, softer and straight and entirely unobtrusive; it doesn't grow wild but rather finds a nicely shaped little patch in perfect position. Effectively ideal flange flank. Until, that is, they reach menopause when, against their will, the hair on their head begins to wind up and curl acutely as if to signal the world that they are no longer of childbearing age, an effect which simultaneously occurs on the playing field.

Brunette: Get rid of it. Call a gardener if you have to. Typically, brunette growth is unruly, shaggy and prone to wolfishness. It also has a nasty tendency to be invasive, often reaching needlessly far outward toward the hip bones, savagely underscoring the word "spread". It's not enough to simply trim it as the undergrowth left behind tragically resembles male beard stubble. Wax it, zap it, yank it out individually one by one with tweezers, whatever it takes. If you've dyed your hair blonde or anything other than brunette, your dark shadowy shrub will make you look ridiculous anyway.

Redheads and natural blondes: Need not be overly groomed given that the light shade of the hair itself has a certain transparency making it appear thinner and more sparse than a brunette possessed of the same bale yet showing an opposite effect, the relative starkness fashions a clear and often pleasant vista. A feathered fire bush with slight skin freckling is a thing of beauty and likely a keeper.

Black chicks: See Brunettes. It just doesn't work out. The frizziness of natural Black hair growth can be chemically controlled somewhat on the scalp once the hair has achieved a sufficient length. Not so for the little ones that abound on the mound. It is prone to tightening, knotting, coiling and being boundless. Best just be rid of it. The upside being that clean shaven, frankly, is a solid look for Nubian hoohaw.

East Indians: This is hit or miss. Usually miss but the few hits are worth the many misses. Cruelly prone to generational hirsuteness, Bindies can either work like hell to epilate or simply throw in the towel and live knowing that being hairier than one's male counterpart is no shame but, so often, culturally common. Ordinarily thick pelted by nature, the East Indian yoni may be possessed of heavier shag than a piled persian rug. A dark brushing of arm hair or moustaching is usually a harbinger of abundant filamentous minge blanketing. Should you be fortunate enough to happen upon a curry flavored specimen, obscure though that may be, the thick matting can either enhance the aroma or serve to magnify a sillage best veiled or avoided. Although the gems to be found are true marvels indeed, it is not by accident that the sari is cut to ankle length and, a bit further north, the burqa is a garment that offers comprehensive coverage.

bfj · Post by **bfj** » Thu Oct 31, 2013 2:30 am

Scottie wrote:I don't want to see a hairless Asian girl unless she's an eleven year old.

Even then you wouldn't want to see it though, right Scottie? Please say right.