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Johnnie wrote:Initially McKayla Maroney stated that the photos of her were fake. Her lawyers say she was underage and those that leaked these photos spread around child porn.

So now I'm wondering...who were those pics for? Wouldn't the receiver of said photos also be in possession of child porn?
Unless they were a child by legal terms, I would assume so.
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Johnnie wrote:Initially McKayla Maroney stated that the photos of her were fake. Her lawyers say she was underage and those that leaked these photos spread around child porn.

So now I'm wondering...who were those pics for? Wouldn't the receiver of said photos also be in possession of child porn?
Unless they were a child by legal terms, I would assume so.
It probably depends on that state's laws, but I don't think age of the defendant is a defense to owning child porn.
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It's rather sad and pathetic to see the Apple Fanboys (particularly on ArsTechnica) falling all over each other to push Apple's narrative that this is all the fault of those whose account was broken into. Good luck telling them that Apple is still susceptible to a brute force attack. Also, good luck convincing them that Apple's shoddy security practices as it relates to 2FA have been known for some time now:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/09/03 ... ad_advice/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Also of note in that story is that the ability to do a restore from iCloud's server backups that can include files the user actually deleted, coupled with at least one actress stating she deleted those nudes quite some time ago, suggests that Apple is approaching Facebook-type negligence in its failure to remove files that users delete.

Two questions arise out of this. First, how long until Apple fixes all of this now that it has become a major PR problem? Second, how much money is Apple going to pay to settle the inevitable lawsuits?

Hopefully other cloud backup services are taking serious looks at their own platforms as well.
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She's gonna still look underage when she is 30.
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.

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degenerasian wrote:It's rather sad and pathetic to see the Apple Fanboys (particularly on ArsTechnica) falling all over each other to push Apple's narrative that this is all the fault of those whose account was broken into. Good luck telling them that Apple is still susceptible to a brute force attack. Also, good luck convincing them that Apple's shoddy security practices as it relates to 2FA have been known for some time now:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/09/03 ... ad_advice/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Also of note in that story is that the ability to do a restore from iCloud's server backups that can include files the user actually deleted, coupled with at least one actress stating she deleted those nudes quite some time ago, suggests that Apple is approaching Facebook-type negligence in its failure to remove files that users delete.

Two questions arise out of this. First, how long until Apple fixes all of this now that it has become a major PR problem? Second, how much money is Apple going to pay to settle the inevitable lawsuits?

Hopefully other cloud backup services are taking serious looks at their own platforms as well.
Ignoring the more photogenic aspects of this event, this to me is the big story.

We've been told that the Cloud is the future, but if it still holds onto the things we want to delete, well then, that is pretty f-ing scary.
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degenerasian wrote:It's rather sad and pathetic to see the Apple Fanboys (particularly on ArsTechnica) falling all over each other to push Apple's narrative that this is all the fault of those whose account was broken into. Good luck telling them that Apple is still susceptible to a brute force attack. Also, good luck convincing them that Apple's shoddy security practices as it relates to 2FA have been known for some time now:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/09/03 ... ad_advice/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Also of note in that story is that the ability to do a restore from iCloud's server backups that can include files the user actually deleted, coupled with at least one actress stating she deleted those nudes quite some time ago, suggests that Apple is approaching Facebook-type negligence in its failure to remove files that users delete.

Two questions arise out of this. First, how long until Apple fixes all of this now that it has become a major PR problem? Second, how much money is Apple going to pay to settle the inevitable lawsuits?

Hopefully other cloud backup services are taking serious looks at their own platforms as well.
A lot of sites (porn sites too, from what I've been told), give you 5 shots to log in and then freeze you out from logging in; is that all Apple needed to do to prevent brute force hacks or is more complicated?

And I agree with Pruitt about this being huge cloud story. It's one thing to find out people's credit cards were hacked, but naked celebs will get the attention. Billions have been invested in cloud technology. Will the public still be comfortable storing personal finance, health records, business development plans, etc? I wonder if the stock market will react to this. Hooray for naked celebs.
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The "cloud" is not some monolithic thing. iCloud is Apple's thing, but there are many, many others and I'm guessing most of the others do a better job of security. Apple is all about user experience and that pesky 2-factor authentication is icky for users. Google and Amazon seem to be better. Of course, I could be wrong - I'm far from a security expert or hacker.

One ginormous cloud example is SalesForce.com, which has incredibly sensitive corporate data about damn near every company in the Western Hemisphere. I have to figure they do security a bit better.

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EdRomero wrote:
degenerasian wrote:It's rather sad and pathetic to see the Apple Fanboys (particularly on ArsTechnica) falling all over each other to push Apple's narrative that this is all the fault of those whose account was broken into. Good luck telling them that Apple is still susceptible to a brute force attack. Also, good luck convincing them that Apple's shoddy security practices as it relates to 2FA have been known for some time now:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/09/03 ... ad_advice/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Also of note in that story is that the ability to do a restore from iCloud's server backups that can include files the user actually deleted, coupled with at least one actress stating she deleted those nudes quite some time ago, suggests that Apple is approaching Facebook-type negligence in its failure to remove files that users delete.

Two questions arise out of this. First, how long until Apple fixes all of this now that it has become a major PR problem? Second, how much money is Apple going to pay to settle the inevitable lawsuits?

Hopefully other cloud backup services are taking serious looks at their own platforms as well.
A lot of sites (porn sites too, from what I've been told), give you 5 shots to log in and then freeze you out from logging in; is that all Apple needed to do to prevent brute force hacks or is more complicated?

And I agree with Pruitt about this being huge cloud story. It's one thing to find out people's credit cards were hacked, but naked celebs will get the attention. Billions have been invested in cloud technology. Will the public still be comfortable storing personal finance, health records, business development plans, etc? I wonder if the stock market will react to this. Hooray for naked celebs.

To answer your basic question, yes, two-step (two factor) authentication most likely would have prevented these brute force attacks from being successful. The iCloud HAS THIS FEATURE, but it is not the default setting. A lot of folks have been calling them out for this for at least 2 years.
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It didn't take long for the "Stop Slut Shaming" people to become equally annoying as the "Looking At Stolen Nude Photos Is My Inalienable Right" people.
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Jessica Nigri is ridiculous.

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that's not a costume...
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She's cosplaying that one Jennifer Lawrence pic.
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Such a shame that this only has 16,000 views.

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Johnnie wrote:Jessica Nigri is ridiculous.

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Yes.
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Johnnie wrote:Such a shame that this only has 16,000 views.
She is like the Busta Rhymes of ass jiggling.
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Johnnie wrote:Such a shame that this only has 16,000 views.

OK, I'll be that guy. I don't get twerking. I don't find it sexy, I don't find it impressive.

A chick doing that has literally no appeal to me.
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I'll be that guy too. Slow, smooth, snake charmer-like movement of the butt is great; making it look like it's being repeatedly hit with a defibrillator doesn't appeal to me.
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Hello Relations thread! I'm working from home is morning!
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..and obviously typing one handed already rass...
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Ha! Oops.
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Johnnie wrote:Jessica Nigri is ridiculous.

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Yeah, she's nice to look at but she's annoying as hell to listen to or be around. Been following her since KassemG discovered her years ago, and i work at comic cons and have seen her in person. she tries to hard, but like i said she's nice to look at. My favourite cosplay girl of the moment is Lyndsay Elyse, she's fucking beautiful...

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feel free to look up her cosplay images...
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New leaks:

Vanessa Hudgens: " onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Hope Solo: http://i.imgur.com/ytXCB2e.jpg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Kim Kardashian: " onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Hope Solo has an ugly vagina.
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Victim of domes-dick abuse.
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Oh boy...

91 pics of Jennifer Lawrence: " onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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bfj wrote:Hope Solo has an ugly vagina.
close up. http://i.imgur.com/g1jWeSX.jpg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Let's just make it easy:

http://www.reddit.com/r/nakedfamouspeople" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
http://www.reddit.com/r/celebnsfw" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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bfj wrote:Hope Solo has an ugly vagina.
and the exact opposite can be said for Emily Ratajkowski http://imgbox.com/yxsYr5aP
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bfj wrote:Hope Solo has an ugly vagina.
Say what you want about Jerramy Stevens, but he's not bad looking.
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Or this Cosplay girl, Leeanna Vamp - Image
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this is what comic cons are turning into guys! only place you'd see girls wearing less is a strip club. five years ago this didn't exist at comic cons, at least in Montreal or Toronto. Now, I'd say the ratio of hot girls dressed slutty to actual nerds is 50/50. if there's a con near you, i suggest you go.

edit - Still a lot of fat stinky dudes though!
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That's like Spongebob Squarepants level thigh gap.
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this one is for Sybian

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Someone on 4Chan's response to that is "we're leading your nude photos this weekend."

So we'll see.
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How does her being a feminist mean that she wouldn't take pics of herself? Or that she should be "punished" for identifying as being a feminist?
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Johnnie wrote:Someone on 4Chan's response to that is "we're leading your nude photos this weekend."

So we'll see.

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tennbengal wrote:How does her being a feminist mean that she wouldn't take pics of herself? Or that she should be "punished" for identifying as being a feminist?

There's zero logic involved. They've had these pics all along and this is just a hook they are using to get more run.
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Johnnie wrote:That's like Spongebob Squarepants level thigh gap.

That is unreal, and the Tombraider picture doesn't look shopped.
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tennbengal wrote:How does her being a feminist mean that she wouldn't take pics of herself? Or that she should be "punished" for identifying as being a feminist?
Which is kinda her point, isn't it?
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Steve of phpBB wrote:
tennbengal wrote:How does her being a feminist mean that she wouldn't take pics of herself? Or that she should be "punished" for identifying as being a feminist?
Which is kinda her point, isn't it?
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