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Who is the chick in the see through getup?

One of the rookies (other than that I'm to lazy to look her up again.)
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Rush2112 wrote:Did you see the discussion on the guy that dated (and dumped her) in HS? High comedy.
Of course. I subscribe to her subreddit.

And anyway, the dude and her were like 16 and he said she was from a very religious household so they never boned.
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Johnnie wrote:
Rush2112 wrote:Did you see the discussion on the guy that dated (and dumped her) in HS? High comedy.
Of course. I subscribe to her subreddit.

And anyway, the dude and her were like 16 and he said she was from a very religious household so they never boned.
Yet another example of religion ruining everything.
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Jerloma wrote:
Johnnie wrote:
Rush2112 wrote:Did you see the discussion on the guy that dated (and dumped her) in HS? High comedy.
Of course. I subscribe to her subreddit.

And anyway, the dude and her were like 16 and he said she was from a very religious household so they never boned.
Yet another example of religion ruining everything.
Religion may have turned her into a supermodel as an escape.
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Johnnie wrote:
Rush2112 wrote:Did you see the discussion on the guy that dated (and dumped her) in HS? High comedy.
Of course. I subscribe to her subreddit.

And anyway, the dude and her were like 16 and he said she was from a very religious household so they never boned.
Rather he found some picture and posted it..then it made the rounds to all the broboards and it was found out it was some other dude.
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Paging Rass.

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I bet her designer warned her not to turn like that. That thing is liable to blow.
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either this isn't her, or the makeup and photoshop team did wonders. She is now 25! seems like just yesterday she was an 18 yo high school girl the world fapped over. Now she is over the hill.

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No chance that is her. Not that I'm complaining.
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.

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25? Damn I've been swamping for over 7 years.

That pic is Alina Vacariu, a Romanian model (who's ancient at 30.)

This is a closer to 2014 picture of Ms. Stokke.

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Rush2112 wrote:25? Damn I've been swamping for over 7 years.

That pic is Alina Vacariu, a Romanian model.

This is a closer to 2014 picture of Ms. Stokke.

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YES! I knew it was Vacariu, but I couldn't think of the name. I just wanted an excuse to point out that Allison Stokke is 25, because that shocked me. Alina Vacariu was my Euro pick in the Hot Chick Draft, or whatever we called it. Or maybe my model pick, who can remember.
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Wowza. Basically, this guy's whole catalog is srs bsns: http://vimeo.com/user8540462" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;



And this is that new Kylie vid everyone's talking about:

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45 years old, and Kylie still has it. Good for her. 10-15 years ago I had her as the perfect looking woman.


ETA: That song was godawful. Sounded like the worst of Britney Spears. I don't know much of Kylie's music, but is most of it autotuned pop crap like this? For some reason, I had the impression that she was talented.
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Kylie is the perfect looking woman but is talentless in music and acting. That's why she's been forgotten most of her career.

How would you compare her looks-wise to Nicole Kidman. Kidman became a movie star while Kylie did Street Fighter and Bio-dome.

How would you compare her looks-wise to Margot Robbie? Obviously Kidman is in the stratosphere but I think Robbie will now have the sort of career Kylie should have had.
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Co-workers again asking me what my type is.. hard to describe.

Or not really. Find me girl that looks like this please

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Meg Turney. Yummo.

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Johnnie wrote:Meg Turney. Yummo.

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A very good looking woman to be sure, but this picture is odd - looks like parts of two separate women has been stuck together.
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Lauren Mellor

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She's smoking hot. Ratajkowski, Hannah Davis and Upton have all gotten more pub lately, but Mellor is just as attractive.
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Which one is the hottest?

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degenerasian wrote:Which one is the hottest?

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I'd go right, middle then left but all are damn hot.
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Bensell wrote:
degenerasian wrote:Which one is the hottest?
I'd go right, middle then left but all are damn hot.
Exactly. Our right, now theirs. Why am I choosing?
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The Sybian wrote:
Bensell wrote:
degenerasian wrote:Which one is the hottest?
I'd go right, middle then left but all are damn hot.
Exactly. Our right, now theirs. Why am I choosing?
SHIT! Is that a Jurassic Park pinball machine??? FUCK YEA!
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SHIT! Is that a Jurassic Park pinball machine??? FUCK YEA!
One of my Dad's best friends worked for a vending company and would lend us various arcade games as I grew up. We had a KISS pinball and Ms Pac Man as permanent fixtures in the basement and had the Jurassic Park on rotation for at least a year. That was my favorite pinball of all-time.
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Shorty shorts and bolt ons. I can dig it.
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Scarlett Johansson nude in whatever new movie she has out. The gif files are like 10MB each, so I'll just drop links:

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**Note: Flash based porn websites are filled with lots of spam links and potential threats to your computer system. Click the play button on the video and don't click anything else.**

Then, the other news on the interwebs was that the former Miss Colorado, Kristy Althaus, did a porno flick that released in January:

http://www.xvideos.com/video7048112/kri ... first_porn" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

is back and doing it again: http://shooshtime.com/videos/xxx/miss-t ... rn_130901/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Sports tie in: She's apparently dating Bronco Derek Wolfe. That dude is dumb.

Anyhoo, this chick is fine. (And has no gag reflex.)

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Johnnie wrote:Scarlett Johansson nude in whatever new movie she has out. The gif files are like 10MB each, so I'll just drop links:

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The "A" don't match the "T".
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The Sybian wrote:
Johnnie wrote:Scarlett Johansson nude in whatever new movie she has out. The gif files are like 10MB each, so I'll just drop links:

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The "A" don't match the "T".
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Johnnie wrote:
Sports tie in: She's apparently dating Bronco Derek Wolfe. That dude is dumb.

Anyhoo, this chick is fine. (And has no gag reflex.)

Agreed on the fineness...CO does have some talent.

The other point he's a from OH, and a Bronco of course he's an imbecile.
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Johnnie wrote: Anyhoo, this chick is fine. (And has no gag reflex.)

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She looks like a skinny version of the ugly Kardashian girl. Also, the top picture below on the site sealed the lack of deal for me.


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This ridiculously hot chick went full textizalol. Because art. I was sad "shoe" wasn't written on her foot.



Link with pics: http://artfido.com/blog/swiss-performan ... t-clothes/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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That's the same chick from the Art thread that was crapping paint balls out her twat onto a giant piece of paper and calling it art. I think she did the naked texizalol thing before, too. I think it should be mandatory to dress in text if you are a woman and have a body like that. Why don't we have any female Swampers anymore?
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I can't search for pics at work and i know the news is a couple of months old.

Adriana Lima is getting a divorce, Marko Jaric cheated on her.

Now I've seen everything.
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I love that movie - "Walk Hard."
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Having a bit of trouble keeping calm.

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This chick, though she'd probably rip me in half.

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