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Paige Hathaway. http://instagram.com/paigehathaway" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Kung Fu movies are like porn. There's 1 on 1, then 2 on 1, then a group scene..
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I had the same look on my face as that kid near the end.
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Check out this volleyball player.

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degenerasian wrote:Check out this volleyball player.
I've seen several articles about how she is deemed "too beautiful to play." Apparently so many people flock to games to see her, it disrupts the games, and her team and coach are upset about the distraction. I don't get it. She is cute, but an international sensation drawing crowds to watch women's volleyball? I don't get it.
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I don't see it at all.
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She's got the look that Asians in Asia like. The bangs, the pale white skin. Plus she looks like an anime girl.. Asian guys love that shit.

It's also social. Nobody gives a shit about women's sports over there and women in sport there are still considered manly (and 2nd class citizens). So it's more a fascination of a pretty girl being in a position where no pretty girls exist. Don't we have the same fascination with Jenny Finch? In Asia multiply that by a million with population and internet (ie netizens) over there.

There was a story a few years ago of a beautiful bus ticket collector in Shanghai. She was cute but that position is usually filled by old, mean guys who inspect tickets. Get a pretty face in there, there was so much commotion the bus got delayed and the company had to give her a different job in the head office.
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Last week at the gym, the only sports on TV was the women's volleyball championship.

I stayed on the elliptical for an extra 10 minutes to watch the end of the Belgium-Canada match. And while high level volleyball is a crazy, intense sport to watch, I wouldn't have stuck around for the end of the men's match. Even the ugly volleyballers are pretty hot.

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Rosie Jones is ridiculous

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Yes, yes she is.

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Every time I see a girl here I've never heard of I assume she's one of those who gets naked for the inner pages of terrible British tabloids, and does nothing else...and that's usually the case.
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Johnny Carwash wrote:Every time I see a girl here I've never heard of I assume she's one of those who gets naked for the inner pages of terrible British tabloids, and does nothing else...and that's usually the case.
But still a highly appreciated skill.

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My vote is with the girl second from the left.
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I like the far left.
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Leaked nudes of lots of celebs. Holy motherlode.

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Apparently the icloud storage of every female celeb was hacked. Holy shit.
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How does Lawrence find time to work?
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rass wrote:How does Lawrence find time to work?
Well, some of those were taken at work. You guess.
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Verlander!
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Aubrey Plaza, Selena Gomez, and the girl from Big Bang Theory supposedly next. This is bigger than Wikileaks
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Reddit is calling it the Fappening.

and if its Verlander's phone that was hacked I think Kate's gonna be pissed (and they are as nice as we thought.)
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Best comment from it all so far:

"I haven't paid this much attention to a developing news story since 9/11."

"This time the tower is going up."
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Johnnie wrote:

Leaked nudes of lots of celebs. Holy motherlode.

" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Apparently the icloud storage of every female celeb was hacked. Holy shit.

Pages not found? Noooo.
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http://www.reddit.com/r/TheFappening/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Just open the threads and find the posts that Imgur hasn't deleted yet.
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This event does nothing to diminish my opinion that Jennifer Lawrence is ridiculously hot.
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I don't quite get the Jennifer Lawrence slobbering. She is an attractive girl, but not worthy of the reaction. Glad to see my pervy prediction 6 or 7 years ago about Victoria Justice are panning out. Still looks like a kid, but 21 isn't too pervy, right?
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Are we not gonna mention her name?

McKayla Maroney

(you little pervs)
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.

Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
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howard wrote:Are we not gonna mention her name?

McKayla Maroney

(you little pervs)
Her tits are kind of nasty.


Who is this broad? There are a slew of ridiculous hot pics of her, including doggie style inserting a vibrator.


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Should have included a link. I saw a ton of Kate Upton pics earlier. She sure took a lot of snatch closeups, and too many naked Verlander shots. I'm sure I'll draw some fire for this, but her tits are way too big unfurled. They are fun to look at in a bra or bikini, but I' m just not a fan of the torpedo tits. I just can't help thinking about what they will look like with the ravages of gravity in 20 years. Some actress named Lori Heuring had a lot of nice pics. According to the Wikis, she is 41 yo, but has a smoking body of a 25 yo. Sorry for lacking links on that. Links seem to get shut down constantly.
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Syb the top chick is Yvonne Strahovski she was in Chuck and Dexter.

I don't think the bottom chick is the same.
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Rush2112 wrote:Syb the top chick is Yvonne Strahovski she was in Chuck and Dexter.

I don't think the bottom chick is the same.
Then there are some really nice pictures of both of them.
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The Sybian wrote:Should have included a link. I saw a ton of Kate Upton pics earlier. She sure took a lot of snatch closeups, and too many naked Verlander shots. I'm sure I'll draw some fire for this, but her tits are way too big unfurled. They are fun to look at in a bra or bikini, but I' m just not a fan of the torpedo tits. I just can't help thinking about what they will look like with the ravages of gravity in 20 years. Some actress named Lori Heuring had a lot of nice pics. According to the Wikis, she is 41 yo, but has a smoking body of a 25 yo. Sorry for lacking links on that. Links seem to get shut down constantly.
You're tough. You don't like kate uptons tits or jennifer lawrence.
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degenerasian wrote:
The Sybian wrote:Should have included a link. I saw a ton of Kate Upton pics earlier. She sure took a lot of snatch closeups, and too many naked Verlander shots. I'm sure I'll draw some fire for this, but her tits are way too big unfurled. They are fun to look at in a bra or bikini, but I' m just not a fan of the torpedo tits. I just can't help thinking about what they will look like with the ravages of gravity in 20 years. Some actress named Lori Heuring had a lot of nice pics. According to the Wikis, she is 41 yo, but has a smoking body of a 25 yo. Sorry for lacking links on that. Links seem to get shut down constantly.
You're tough. You don't like kate uptons tits or jennifer lawrence.
what you think of Verlander, Syb?
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EdRomero wrote:
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The Sybian wrote:Should have included a link. I saw a ton of Kate Upton pics earlier. She sure took a lot of snatch closeups, and too many naked Verlander shots. I'm sure I'll draw some fire for this, but her tits are way too big unfurled. They are fun to look at in a bra or bikini, but I' m just not a fan of the torpedo tits. I just can't help thinking about what they will look like with the ravages of gravity in 20 years. Some actress named Lori Heuring had a lot of nice pics. According to the Wikis, she is 41 yo, but has a smoking body of a 25 yo. Sorry for lacking links on that. Links seem to get shut down constantly.
You're tough. You don't like kate uptons tits or jennifer lawrence.
what you think of Verlander, Syb?

His cock is magnificent! Jennifer Lawrence is a good looking girl, I just don't think she is one of the hottest movie stars out there. I will say, she looked really hot in a few of the pics I saw. I've just never been into huge tits. They look great in clothes, but tend to be a sloppy mess unfurled. I like a B or C cup.
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Verlander is afraid he's going to get heckled now for those pictures.

If he comes to your ballpark, are you going to heckle him about sleeping with Kate Upton!?
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degenerasian wrote:Verlander is afraid he's going to get heckled now for those pictures.

If he comes to your ballpark, are you going to heckle him about sleeping with Kate Upton!?
Seriously, how will that sound:

"Hey you loser! Not only do you make $75,000 a day, but you have sex with a gorgeous woman!"

Loser probably takes firm satisfying shits every morning too.
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You can hear it now: "Nice pencil dick, Verlander!"
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This whole hack thing is huge. First, how could the hacker identify the accounts of celebs, let alone hack that many? I fear Congress will crack down on internet freedoms due to the high profile of a lot of the victims.

Some of the Jennifer Lawrence stuff was crazy. Just can't imagine pictures of Rita Hayworth or any other Hollywood It Girl getting out where she is giving a BJ with jizz all over her face and hair. And was that Jennifer Lawrence's back covered in jizz? She had such a wholesome image, wonder if this affects her career.

The best thing I have seen is the "solidarity movement" on 4Chan or some other social media platform I don't understand, where an ingenious guy called for women to post naked selfies to support J-Law. Because if we flood the internet with naked pictures of ourselves, it will dilute the harm to J-Law. Sadly, the movement garnered a lot of support. I blame the viralness of the ice bucket challenge for this. Gullible girls will jump on any social media cause if they think it is trendy. Or this is just the excuse they needed to justify sending naked pics of themselves to thousands of strangers. No way that will ever comeback to bite them, right?
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degenerasian wrote:Check out this volleyball player.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/peopl ... 36570.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Nobody knows these chicks except big titties verlanders si girlfriend and USA gymnast girl. I'd rather full video of your chubby ex 10 of 10 times.
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Initially McKayla Maroney stated that the photos of her were fake. Her lawyers say she was underage and those that leaked these photos spread around child porn.

So now I'm wondering...who were those pics for? Wouldn't the receiver of said photos also be in possession of child porn?
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