Where's the Newbie Thread

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Where's the Newbie Thread

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Hey. First time, long time.
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Welcome!
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Whoa.

Welcome to the Swamp, Mr. Bengal.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Youre not fooling anyone hodor.
Hold on, I'm trying to see if Jack London ever gets this fire built or not.
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Nice digs. Already enjoying the Game of Thrones thread. Nice to see some familiar faces and avatars...Rass ftw, as ever.
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AB_skin_test wrote:Youre not fooling anyone hodor.
I don't think I ever did a fake persona in any version of the swamp. Not Hodor. But that one's awesome.
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Good on ya, bengal. There's nothing to fear but fear itself.
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.

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howard wrote:Good on ya, bengal. There's nothing to fear but fear itself.
And crazy people. And bombs. And stink bugs. And a few other things. But, fear too, perhaps.
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Hi,

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Johnny Hotcakes wrote:Hi,

Please proceed to the following: http://rush2112frog.proboards.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

You must post strictly at the above location for the next three (3) weeks. Once your probationary period is up, a panel consisting of myself, Temporary Howard, Primis, psunate, and the skunk in J-lo's garage will determine if you have proven yourself to be worthy of admittance into our exclusive club.

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The skunk in J-Lo's garage is fucking impossible to impress.
Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips!
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tennbengal wrote:
howard wrote:Good on ya, bengal. There's nothing to fear but fear itself.
And crazy people. And bombs. And stink bugs. And a few other things. But, fear too, perhaps.

Cicadas.
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Fair warning: I use my mod powers to edit all vegan references to meat references
Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips!
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I am treating vegan like Fight Club. And you do not speak of it. And what not.
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ZMan wrote:The skunk in J-Lo's garage is fucking impossible to impress.
It can be bribed with cat food though.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Jerloma wrote:
ZMan wrote:The skunk in J-Lo's garage is fucking impossible to impress.
It can be bribed with cat food though.
Throw in some fig newtons and I know where you can get a great mustache ride.
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