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NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - SWAMPER BOWL IV or V MAYBE?

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 9:03 am
by Ryan
PLAYOFF REMINDERS

-Homefield advantage equal to 1/2 the difference in weekly scoring average given to the higher seed in each game if applicable, except the Swamper Bowl
-EVERYONE SHOULD STILL ANSWER
-In the event of a tie, Giff will be the winner because of the NFC's Pro Bowl win

INSTRUCTIONS

Send answers to ryantfriedman (gmail) or private message here

ANSWERS DUE FRIDAY FEBRUARY 3rd @ 12PM

MATCHUPS

Wlulax (Jacksonville) vs Giff (Arizona)

QUESTIONS

1. Of the 75 most-populated cities in the U.S., name one that borders another state (14)
NOTE: Disregard Washington D.C. as both a correct answer and a bordering area
HINT: The largest such city outside the top 75 is Reno


2. Name any specific situation Alanis Morissette thinks is ironic, according to the lyrics of her 1996 song "Ironic" (11)
NOTE: Some are one or two lines and some are entire verses - I just need the gist

3. Name any of the entries being described here from the Q section of "The Onion Book of Known Knowledge" (8)
  • Mineral that must have a pretty good publicist because it's much less abundant than feldspar and you don't hear anyone talking about feldspar
    Fruit native to the Middle East and yet another goddamn thing that exists and must be catalogued
    Minor disagreement over whether to take a family member of life support
    Type of box, often featuring the number 1996 or 2001, typically seen on a shelf above a father's desktop computer
    Joke made by people who attended an Ivy League college
    Excavation site where more than 1,400 kids named Derek die each year while trying to impress their friends
    Mind-blowingly exciting way to say "boring"
    Sound a duck makes when you whip pennies at it
4. Name any book of the Catholic Old Testament whose name ends with the letter "S" (14)

5. Name a European country where the majority of the population is Muslim (4) OR an Asian country where the majority of the population is Christian (5)
NOTE: Countries that cross traditional continental borders can be found on both lists

6. Name any Baseball Hall of Famer with at least 50 plate appearances against Nolan Ryan (11)

7. Name a school that plays Division 1 college basketball whose official name is the FULL NAME of a real person (10)
NOTE: Examples of close-but-wrong answers include Vanderbilt, William & Mary, St. Peter's, and Gonzaga

8. Name a golf course used for an official PGA Tour event in either California or Florida during the 2016 season (14)
NOTE: In most cases, I'll take the name of the entire facility (i.e. Bethpage) or the specific course name (i.e. Bethpage Black)

9. During the time in which the NHL's Adams Division existed under that name (1974-1993), the Bruins won 9 division titles. Name any other Adams Division team during that timespan (9)
NOTE: Teams that moved and changed names (i.e. Thrashers/Jets) are considered as separate answers

10. Name an NFL head coach with more than one playoff appearance against a Bill Belichick-coached team (9)

HALFTIME SHOW! (There is no halftime show)

11. Name an American city with more than 100,000 people that is NO MORE THAN 100 miles away from the main stem of the Mississippi River (15)

12. Of the ten highest paid actresses in 2016, name one of the eight known for their work in Hollywood rather than in a foreign country (8)
NOTE: Includes earnings from their work and endorsements. All are currently working primarily as movie stars

13. Name any Scrabble-accepted word you can make using only Roman numerals, and never more than one of each (13)

14. Name any video game console released BEFORE 2000 that has sold more than 10 million units worldwide (9)
NOTE: Includes handhelds

15. Name the artist of one of the following paintings (8)

Image

16. Name anyone named Mike (per baseball-reference) with more career MLB home runs than Mike MacFarlane's 129 (13)

17. Of the 25 winningest FBS college football programs since 2000, name one that has NEVER been in a BCS Championship/National Championship game during that same timespan(12)

18. Name one of the top 10 all-time leading scorers for the Seattle Sonics-OKC Thunder franchise (10)

19. Going by CURRENT population, name any country with less than 5 million people that has qualified for a (Men's) (Soccer) World Cup (12)
NOTE: "Countries" here means World Cup teams

20. Other than the 31 current primary home cities and towns of NFL teams (as of 2016), name an AMERICAN city that has hosted a regular season NFL game since 1980 (16)
NOTE: Strict city limit definitions are in play here

Re: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - SWAMPER BOWL IV or V MAYBE?

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 10:09 am
by Ryan
EDIT TO Q17 to say "during that same timespan". A team could have won a national championship or been in the BCS game prior to 2000 and still make the list

Re: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - SWAMPER BOWL IV or V MAYBE?

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 10:22 am
by L-Jam3
For #20, does "current primary city" regard to the 2016 or the 2017 regular season?

Re: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - SWAMPER BOWL IV or V MAYBE?

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 10:31 am
by Ryan
Good point. 2016.

Re: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - SWAMPER BOWL IV or V MAYBE?

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 6:16 pm
by P.D.X.
Can't see image for #15.

Re: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - SWAMPER BOWL IV or V MAYBE?

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 6:36 pm
by Ryan
P.D.X. wrote:Can't see image for #15.
Not in the email either?

Re: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - SWAMPER BOWL IV or V MAYBE?

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 6:41 pm
by Johnny Carwash
Can't see it either. Was visible for me earlier today.

Re: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - SWAMPER BOWL IV or V MAYBE?

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 6:42 pm
by brian
Johnny Carwash wrote:Can't see it either. Was visible for me earlier today.
Same.

Re: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - SWAMPER BOWL IV or V MAYBE?

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2017 7:41 am
by Ryan

Re: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - SWAMPER BOWL IV or V MAYBE?

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2017 7:49 am
by rass
Works for me.

Re: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - SWAMPER BOWL IV or V MAYBE?

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 8:21 am
by Ryan
IN:

Bengal
BFJ
Brian
Carwash
Chedda
Fritz
GoodKarma
Gunpowder
Pruitt
Sabo
Sancarlos
Shirley
Trav
Wlu

Re: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - SWAMPER BOWL IV or V MAYBE?

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 10:02 am
by wlu_lax6
No Giff yet...so an excuse to post

Re: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - SWAMPER BOWL IV or V MAYBE?

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 10:50 am
by Giff
Your only chance of winning!

In.

Re: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - SWAMPER BOWL IV or V MAYBE?

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 3:18 pm
by BSF21
Can anyone explain Q12 for me? I'm not sure I'm understanding it correctly.

Re: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - SWAMPER BOWL IV or V MAYBE?

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 3:26 pm
by tennbengal
BSF21 wrote:Can anyone explain Q12 for me? I'm not sure I'm understanding it correctly.
Some of the actresses on the list made their money overseas - Bollywood maybe? Dunno. At any rate, don't answer one of them.

Re: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - SWAMPER BOWL IV or V MAYBE?

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 7:54 am
by Ryan
tennbengal wrote:
BSF21 wrote:Can anyone explain Q12 for me? I'm not sure I'm understanding it correctly.
Some of the actresses on the list made their money overseas - Bollywood maybe? Dunno. At any rate, don't answer one of them.
That's pretty much it. There were 2 names on the Top 10 list that 1 or 2 people at most have probably heard of so I took them out.

Re: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - SWAMPER BOWL IV or V MAYBE?

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 7:54 am
by Ryan
Very close right now

STILL NEED:

Bronto
Cerrano
Degen
Diamond
Duff
Jerloma
Ljam
PDX
Rass
Syb
TT

Re: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - SWAMPER BOWL IV or V MAYBE?

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 11:27 am
by Ryan
Half hour left for

Cerrano
Diamond
Syb
TT

We'll get started around 12:45 and do the first 10 question. Second half sometime after a meeting.

Re: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - SWAMPER BOWL IV or V MAYBE?

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 11:49 am
by Giff
I wish people would quit fucking asking me why I voted for Hillary! It's Super Bowl week, c'mon!!!

Re: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - SWAMPER BOWL IV or V MAYBE?

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 11:54 am
by The Sybian
In

Re: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - SWAMPER BOWL IV or V MAYBE?

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 12:12 pm
by Ryan
Shutting it down without our 2 usual no-shows. Back in a half hour. Please enjoy a marathon of previous Swamper Bowl highlights.

(Rass, go)

Re: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - SWAMPER BOWL IV or V MAYBE?

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 12:15 pm
by rass
Giff wrote:I wish people would quit fucking asking me why I voted for Hillary! It's Super Bowl week, c'mon!!!

Coming up at halftime, Boomer's touching interview with Blake "Giff" Gifford, survivor of 9/11 and the Bowling Green Massacre.

Re: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - SWAMPER BOWL IV or V MAYBE?

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 12:17 pm
by A_B

Re: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - SWAMPER BOWL IV or V MAYBE?

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 12:37 pm
by Pruitt
Some of the victims on the bowling green seconds before the massacre.

Image

Re: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - SWAMPER BOWL IV or V MAYBE?

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 12:40 pm
by rass
Ryan wrote:Shutting it down without our 2 usual no-shows. Back in a half hour. Please enjoy a marathon of previous Swamper Bowl highlights.

(Rass, go)
Well, VBulletin Swamp is finally dead and gone, so between your early Swamp 6.0 sabbatical and then I guess taking last season off, there isn't much to go on.

1. I do think that "Swamper Bowl III (or thereabouts)" does present a great possible scenario for this Sunday. The commissioner on the field, about to grudgingly hand the VL trophy to Brady when Dan Quinn races on the field, files a protest and the final score is overturned in favor of Atlanta. At the very least, the internet would break and the president couldn't tweet anymore.

2. From carwash's NFL playoff's Swampcrash championship game: almost a year later I still made myself laugh

Let's play!

Re: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - SWAMPER BOWL IV or V MAYBE?

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 12:40 pm
by A_B
Image

Re: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - SWAMPER BOWL IV or V MAYBE?

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 12:44 pm
by rass
The Bowling Green massacre was not perpetrated by refugee terrorists but was instead a result of Urban carnage.

Re: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - SWAMPER BOWL IV or V MAYBE?

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 12:45 pm
by A_B
rass wrote:The Bowling Green massacre was not perpetrated by refugee terrorists but was instead a result of Urban carnage.

Eggsellent.

Re: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - SWAMPER BOWL IV or V MAYBE?

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 12:46 pm
by brian
At least Bowling Green had a MAC 10.

Re: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - SWAMPER BOWL IV or V MAYBE?

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 12:47 pm
by howard
Bowling Green massacre was an inside job. open your eyes, people!

Re: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - SWAMPER BOWL IV or V MAYBE?

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 12:52 pm
by Ryan
Here we go

Q1 - Of the 75 most-populated cities in the U.S., name one that borders another state (14) NOTE: Disregard Washington D.C. as both a correct answer and a bordering area
HINT: The biggest city outside the top 75 is Reno


CORRECT ANSWERS
Chicago (1) - Duff
New York (1) - Diamond
Omaha (1) - Giff
Portland (1) - PDX
Cincinnati (2) - Sabo, Trav
Virginia Beach (2) - Rush, Shirley
El Paso (3) - Brian, Gunpowder, Sancarlos
Louisville (3) - AB, BSF, DC
Philadelphia (3) - Rass, Sybian, Wlu
St Louis (3) - BFJ, Carwash, GoodKarma
Kansas City (4) -Bronto, Degen, Fritz, Ljam
Memphis (5) - Bengal, Chedda, Howard, Mister D, Pruitt

INCORRECT ANSWERS (10)
Sacramento - Jerloma

LEFTOVERS
Charlotte
Toledo
Jersey City

THE SCORE THAT MATTERS
Wlulaxonville - 3
Giffizona - 1

Re: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - SWAMPER BOWL IV or V MAYBE?

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 12:53 pm
by rass
howard wrote:Bowling Green massacre was an inside job. open your eyes, people!
Bowling Green IS people!

Re: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - SWAMPER BOWL IV or V MAYBE?

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 12:58 pm
by Ryan
Q2 - Name any specific situation Alanis Morissette thinks is ironic, according to the lyrics of her 1996 song "Ironic" (11)
NOTE: Some are one or two lines and some are entire verses - I just need the gist


CORRECT ANSWERS
Free ride when you already paid (1) - Fritz
No smoking sign on your cigarette break (1) - Brian
RAYYAIN ON YOUR WEDDING DAY (1) - Sabo
Black fly in your chardonnay (2) - BFJ, Chedda
Death row pardon two minutes too late (2) - Duff, Gunpowder
Afraid to fly, finally does, plane crashes (2) - Mister D, Wlu
Meeting the man of your dreams, then meeting his wife (3) - GoodKarma, Rass, Shirley
Traffic jam when you're already late (3)- Ljam, PDX, Pruitt
10,000 spoons, no knife (4) - AB, BSF, DIamond, Rush
Good advice that you can't take (4) - Bengal, Bronto, Sancarlos, Sybian
Old man wins lottery and dies (4) - Degen, Giff, Howard, Trav

INCORRECT ANSWERS (9)
Boy dumps girl who was about to dump him - DC
A souffle when you already ate (I had to check this gem) - Jerloma
No answer - Carwash

LEFTOVERS
None, ironically

THE SCORE THAT MATTERS
Wlulaxonville - 5
Giffizona - 5

Re: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - SWAMPER BOWL IV or V MAYBE?

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 1:01 pm
by rass
Ryan wrote: INCORRECT ANSWERS (9)
Jerloma
How ironic!

Re: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - SWAMPER BOWL IV or V MAYBE?

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 1:01 pm
by Ryan
Q3 - Name any of the entries being described here from the Q section of "The Onion Book of Known Knowledge"
  • Mineral that must have a pretty good publicist because it's much less abundant than feldspar and you don't hear anyone talking about feldspar
    Fruit native to the Middle East and yet another goddamn thing that exists and must be catalogued
    Minor disagreement over whether to take a family member of life support
    Type of box, often featuring the number 1996 or 2001, typically seen on a shelf above a father's desktop computer
    Joke made by people who attended an Ivy League college
    Excavation site where more than 1,400 kids named Derek die each year while trying to impress their friends
    Mind-blowingly exciting way to say "boring"
    Sound a duck makes when you whip pennies at it



CORRECT ANSWERS
Quarry (2) - Howard, Shirley
Quack (3) - BFJ, Duff, Rush
Quartz (3) - Bronto, BSF, Carwash
Quibble (3) - Brian, Giff, Jerloma
Quip (4) - AB, Bengal, Degen, Sabo
Quince (5) - GoodKarma, Gunpowder, PDX, Sybian, Trav

INCORRECT ANSWERS (10)
Quarrel - Chedda, Mister D
Quaint - Rass
Diskette holder - DC
DNR - Diamond
Microsoft Windows - Fritz
Diamond - Ljam
Etrog - Pruitt
Fack - Sancarlos
Windows software application - Wlu

LEFTOVERS
Quicken
Quotidian

THE SCORE THAT MATTERS
Wlulaxonville - 15
Giffizona - 8

Re: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - SWAMPER BOWL IV or V MAYBE?

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 1:04 pm
by Sabo
Ryan wrote:Q2 - Name any specific situation Alanis Morissette thinks is ironic, according to the lyrics of her 1996 song "Ironic" (11)
NOTE: Some are one or two lines and some are entire verses - I just need the gist


CORRECT ANSWERS
RAYYAIN ON YOUR WEDDING DAY (1) - Sabo
HOW THE HELL IS THIS A ONE-POINT ANSWER?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Re: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - SWAMPER BOWL IV or V MAYBE?

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 1:06 pm
by Ryan
Q4 -Name any book of the Catholic Old Testament whose name ends with the letter "S"(14)

CORRECT ANSWERS
Amos (1) - Bengal
Chronic-what-cles (1) - GoodKarma
Corinthians (2) - PDX, Shirley
Ecclesiastes (2) - Giff, Howard
Exodus (2) - Brian, Sybian
Lamentations (2) - AB, Carwash
Proverbs (2) - Rass, Sabo
Psalms (2) - DC, Sancarlos
Genesis (3) - Gunpowder, Mister D, Trav
Kings (3) - Duff, Jerloma, Ljam
Leviticus (3) - Diamond, Fritz, Pruitt
Numbers (4) - BFJ, BSF, Rush, Wlu

INCORRECT ANSWERS (9)
Thessalonians - Bronto
Acts - Chedda
No Answer - Degen

LEFTOVERS
Judges
[extremelyRossvoice]Maccabees![/extremelyRossvoice]
Song of Songs

THE SCORE THAT MATTERS
Wlulaxonville - 19
Giffizona - 10

Re: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - SWAMPER BOWL IV or V MAYBE?

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 1:06 pm
by mister d
Am I not getting J-Lo's joke or was that a seriously amazing answer?

Re: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - SWAMPER BOWL IV or V MAYBE?

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 1:07 pm
by howard
Sabo wrote: HOW THE HELL IS THIS A ONE-POINT ANSWER?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Because I was far too clever to say it. Multiply by five or six other people.

Re: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - SWAMPER BOWL IV or V MAYBE?

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 1:08 pm
by A_B
Corinthians isnt old testament is it?

edit: Not that it matters