Fertilizer go boom

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Eh...nothing bad ever happens in Waco.
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This is cool to see and hear, until the kid starts freaking out.

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And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Whoa. I think the kid's level of freak was perfectly proportionate. He freaked out less than I did, and I was just watching it on youtube.
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howard wrote:Whoa. I think the kid's level of freak was perfectly proportionate. He freaked out less than I did, and I was just watching it on youtube.
Oh yeah, the kid definitely had the right idea. But hearing a kid be that scared freaks gets to me.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Oh shit, son! That was fucking nutzo.
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Steve of phpBB wrote:This is cool to see and hear, until the kid starts freaking out.

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Holy shit...
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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Has anyone heard from Giff?
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That elicited a "Ha!.......Oh!!!".
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rass wrote:That elicited a "Ha!.......Oh!!!".
Mission accomplished.
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Just watched the youtube video posted above. Wish I hadn't been flippant earlier.
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The kid ripped my fucking heart out. I genuinely want to know what happened with that little kids ears.

And really, video-ing in portrait mode? FFS, what a jamoke.
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I'd like to think they were far enough away to not get lasting damage and that it was just a temporary ringing for the wee baby seamus in the backseat.
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Sometimes the understated route is best.
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ZMan wrote:The kid ripped my fucking heart out. I genuinely want to know what happened with that little kids ears.
Everyone is fine. They were on The Today Show this morning (of course).
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I watched the video and was initially thinking that it didn't look that bad and how did it do all that damage then, holy shit. Glad to hear the little guy is ok. That's horrible. I heard on CBS this morning that the company told the EPA that there was no risk of a fire at the plant. None. Wow.
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Sonic is really getting a ton of free marketing out of this
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Brontoburglar wrote:Sonic is really getting a ton of free marketing out of this
I figure the guy doesn't ahve to worry about his wife catching eat dessert what with the punctured ear drums and all that.
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The Czech Stop is awesome if you ever find yourself on that stretch of highway.
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Giff wrote:The Czech Stop is awesome if you ever find yourself on that stretch of highway.
Do they have Czech food? (Dumplings, sausages, kraut and whatnot). If so, I'm going to add that of my list of places to check out when I take my epic roadtrip one day.
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brian wrote:
Giff wrote:The Czech Stop is awesome if you ever find yourself on that stretch of highway.
Do they have Czech food? (Dumplings, sausages, kraut and whatnot). If so, I'm going to add that of my list of places to check out when I take my epic roadtrip one day.
No, it's pretty much a bakery/gas station. They have fruit and meat kolaches (which I've found most people have never heard of outside of Texas) as well as cakes, pies and what not.
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AB_skin_test wrote:I figure the guy doesn't ahve to worry about his wife catching eat dessert what with the punctured ear drums and all that.
Coincidentally, AB had his wild and crazy Czech friend write that post for him.
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brian wrote:
Giff wrote:The Czech Stop is awesome if you ever find yourself on that stretch of highway.
Do they have Czech food? (Dumplings, sausages, kraut and whatnot). If so, I'm going to add that of my list of places to check out when I take my epic roadtrip one day.
FYI, a Czech/German and Polish place in Aurora, CO that are both fantastic (both on the same street actually.)
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sancarlos wrote:
AB_skin_test wrote:I figure the guy doesn't ahve to worry about his wife catching eat dessert what with the punctured ear drums and all that.
Coincidentally, AB had his wild and crazy Czech friend write that post for him.
Just got this. Ha!
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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