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Jerloma can't view tweets (from work?), and as such finds himself missing out on portions of Swamp discussion.

I think it would be nice if we can all pitch in and take a couple of seconds to throw a quick description of recent, stand-out tweets into this thread. I think a separate thread is best so as to not disrupt the vibrant conversations taking place in the rest of the Swamp. I'm sure j-lo can make sense of the context and follow along. Maybe put the text in Twitter blue?

To get us kicked off, I offer this:


Shit Johnnie! That wasn't nice!


Thanks in advance everyone!

Trump uses Russian lawyers!

(i may not understand this)

That's the idea!

Though there was a separate link included there, and I'm sure jerloma already checked it out.

You guys are the best. I don't care what Scottie says about you.

Jerloma wrote:You guys are the best. I don't care what Scottie says about you.

Shit, who tweeted this?

There was this naked woman kissing another naked woman and the caption said all they were missing was someone to join them. Seems legit.

Pence intimates that he likes getting fucked by a horse.

I expect that you'll wear your shirt to his rally.

What's the Ezekiel 23:20 thing?

This is a half-mile down the street from me.

JERLOMA: THERE IS A WATER MAIN BREAK ABOUT A HALF-MILE DOWN THE STREET FROM ME. THE TWEET INCLUDES A PICTURE OF WATER FLYING DOZENS OF FEET IN THE AIR.

Okay, thanks. Giff okay?

Mookie Wilson: When I’m in a slump, I comfort myself by saying if I believe in dinosaurs, then somewhere, they must be believing in me. And if they believe in me, then I can believe in me. Then I bust out of the slump.

Wow. He could have used a teammate like Mark Grace.

That's a little ambiguous.

I started reading all these like Bob Saget announcing America's Funniest Home Video finalists and it's somehow even better

Billboard says "You can't hold hands with God when you're masturbating" (Picture of hand on fire)
Accompanying tweet says, "I have two hands."

Could someone be a love and check the Pawsox Twitter feed and let me know if it says anything about the game being cancelled tonight?

No mention of a cancellation for tonight on the official feed.

Thank you.

Jerloma searches weird shit on Pornhub.

Last two tweets in Trump thread anyone?

DJT: Who can figure out the true meaning of "covfefe" ??? Enjoy!


In reference to a report that Ivanka pressured DJT to not leave the Paris accords, "If only Ivanka were half as good at winning some of these policy fights as she is at making sure everyone knows she tried."

And Vermont? Tennessee? Arkansas?

(1) For people who are scared to death of what they think Sharia is they sure try their damndest to imitate it.
(2) North Carolina woman admits leading 30 parishioners in beating of gay church member to expel his ‘demons’ (Link to news story attached.)

Subban is fucking awesome.

Thank you!

Your boy Big Ben now says he regrets not being on the field. In response, a guy tweeted:

It appears Ben Roethlisberger is upset over an incident in which he did not give his enthusiastic consent. It's the Year of Perpetual Irony.

Thank you!