The transcribe/paraphrase tweets for anyone who can’t retire early and get a new MacBook thread
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grazie.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Retired Pope Benedict XVI has published a letter which blames clerical sex abuse on the "all-out sexual freedom" of the 1960s
He also said paedophilia did not become "acute" until the late 1980s and was caused by "absence of God"
He also said paedophilia did not become "acute" until the late 1980s and was caused by "absence of God"
"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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No, no, no...
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Giff tried to warn you.
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Reporter calmly grills televangelist Kenneth Copeland over his ownership of three private jets, luxury life, etc. In response, Copeland comes unhinged.
"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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IOW, Jerloma porn.
well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
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Mother Theresa might very well have been who you thought she was.
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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Looks like someone might be spoofing your Facebook account, kid. And poorly at that. The first attempt at "your" profile picture was someone old enough to be your dad.
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I got a friend request and then a message saying "How are you today?"
Oddly formal...
Oddly formal...
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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Yeah, thanks. I did the things. Weird that they wouldn't just use my profile picture though.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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A contemptuous, vile, scut?
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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CBS News reports that Coronavirus cannot be cured by drinking bleach or snorting cocaine, despite social media rumors.
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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Dammit!
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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An honest to God cult of personality - formed around a failed steak salesman.
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-Pruitt
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Hell of a drug. Not a lot of success stories though.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Pence says he and Trump promised religious leaders they would advise Americans to "go ahead and make that donation" to their religious entities even while they're not in the pews right now
"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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A guy said he plans to travel around Florida wearing Grim Reaper attire to the beaches and other areas of the state opening up prematurely.
"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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Ha!
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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So, J-Lo, there are two little (British) kids in the back seat discussing religion. The captions show what they are saying. Hilarious, but exasperating for the Mum.
"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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Thank you!!!
Btw, I got a new Macbook Air because I'm retiring soon and have to turn in my Thinkpad, so this was very appreciated but won't be necessary going forward!
Btw, I got a new Macbook Air because I'm retiring soon and have to turn in my Thinkpad, so this was very appreciated but won't be necessary going forward!
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Saw this today on my FB feed, and it tracks (not my daughter):
Daughter: So I was told today to write down what I knew about Christianity since we're starting that in Social Studies. (Dad's note: not to hand in - she wrote it down to prep for discussion in the class.)
Dad: So what did you write down?
Daughter: Well since the Virgin Mary gave birth to Jesus, science would say that Jesus is transgender.
Dad: What?
Daughter: If the Y Chromosome comes from the father and Jesus didn't have a human father, he would have two X Chromosomes. So he must be transgender.
How do you all get your death notices since I left?
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Scientifically speaking, Jesus would have had to have been born via parthenogenesis which would make him more likely yo be a transgender lizard.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God